Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

I agree with Josie go get your teeth seen to you lot. I'm loving being able to eat on both sides of my mouth and being able to use mouth wash (turns out after all these years I just need alcohol free stuff), esp as I'll very shortly not be able to clean my teeth for a good 8 months!!!

Have joined the June 2011 thread and there are just so many and none of them is as mental the rest of us (well apart from TTL of course [hgrin]). Went to type viroid before and had to stop myself [hsad]

All those with dodgy teeth - get them seen to!!! After the malarkey I had with mine I would recommend getting it seen asap! I know that's not what you want to hear [hgrin]

Milano what was up with your friend's kidneys? I have kidney problems, dr said I would need to be monitored more closely if when pg.

Hello lovelies!
TTL Fingers still crossed for you - get thee to a doctor and get it officilised!
Nomore wayyyhhheeeyyyyyy! glad it's now 'official' [hwink]

miffles that's exact-er-ly what the pre-seed is all about. I was sure it was my problem, because I never had a whole lot of pant snot and I read that pre-seed (or that cough medicine) can help and "ta da" - updiffed [hgrin].
I am trying to be very practical and not get excited because I have had to have dental surgery done and am a teensy bit worried about the consequences. I called the midwife from my 1st pregnancy and asked for advice and she said not to worry and the amounts of painkillers used are so low it's not worth worrying about. She also said it needed to get done because it's not good for the baby to have bacteria floating around in your system. I can't help but worry though - I know it's best avoided, but I was told I couldn't aviod it. A friend of mine had something wrong with her kidneys when she was preggers and ended up in hospital with all kinds of medicine in her. Baby's fine.

I'm up for joint 2ww madness and test fest [hgrin]

frak I think so!

Well to make the most of not being up-duffed, I have registered with our local dentist, check up next Thursday. On the same day I am also having my smear test. How does that sound for a fun day

Will there be another test-fest?! They were weirdly comforting all going mad together....

Congrats on the 2 sticky beans!

They say that in a household of girls, they'll all start to align cycles. I think it's happening here...... We seem to have lots of people clustering at the beginning of their cycle :)

So I can't think who (apart from the epitome of resolve, miffles, is at or near the 2ww?

So CD6 for creme, CD5 for josie and CD4 for me. so we're already lining up the next crew of mad 2ww'ers!

Congratulations for coming out of the BFP cupboard nomore! [hgrin] I bought schloer and elderflower presse when I had my BFP. Although the elderflower one is better with gin or vodka!

haha for your friend takethat

Sorry for red-fecker nervous [henvy]

Yay NMCB!!

TTL - I'm loving the tubey grip idea. Can you say that you fell off the kurb/tripped over something??

Thanks for not laughing too hard at my POAS moment

No wonder you're an Engilsh lecturer TTL. You're so good at telling stories.

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Congrats NoMore and TTL for sticky beans [hgrin][hgrin]

Morning everyone

I tried to post on here last night but stoopid phone wouldn't let me press post message?!

Have ordered my GHDs and they should arrive tomorrow!!!! [hgrin] [hgrin] [hgrin] Can't wait! Got fab news from best mate too (no she's not pregnant [hgrin]) - she has anxiety problems and panic attacks and struggles to get around on her own, but yesterday she went into the main shopping centre in town and went into a couple of shops on her own! It's the first time in 2 years she's been to town so she's really really pleased.

Nothing much to report here, only on CD5 so nowt much going on.

Hope everyone is having good days (but is wrapped up warm)

well my lovely viroids. I can finally admit it. I am up the duff![hgrin][hgrin] Sticky bean is still stuck.

DH had his first 'communication' with sticky bean last night. My stomach is no longer my own . I'm making a celebration meal tonight and we're on the hard stuff (scholer) now.

Wonder how TTL is getting on today?

[hsad] for CD1 Nelly better luck next month. So Miffles you're next to POAS then?! (And what Brassica said about self saucing. Can't believe you've never had a self saucing pud before!!)

Hope everyone else is well xxxx.

By the way BB, pmsl at "hard as nails"! In fact, just Scottish and tight, so too mean to waste the 20p test [hwink].

Morning all!

Well- CD1 for me :(. Not a particular surprise so not totally down, just in a minor sulk [hhmm].

cremegg I have in my heart of hearts known I wasn't up-duffed hence it was just a matter of time. I had NO symptoms, not even clicky joints or sore ankles or tingly hands . need to plan next attempt carefully due to OH being away for a few days, very inconsiderately.

In other news it was -1 this morning, very frozen puddles so must have been brrr overnight .

Morning/Evening!!
Am on CD 6 here... so hopefully will have a good wknd ;)
Went to woolies (food shop) on way home and found grapefruit juice and brazil nuts in my basket!
am v impressed with miffles and nervous don't know how you have done it!!? i was terrible and i dont even think we BDd nr ov!
TTL could always go with the dodgy stomach excuse, no one argues with the squits! Could also work for not drinking in eve if they notice?! tho maybe the OJ will look like a bad choice.
nomorechoc it was freezing here in winter... 4 degs in the mornings/evenings and NO heating, brr! am back in the UK for 2 weeks over xmas tho so dont worry, will get a decent dose of winter! hehe!
a friend txt me yesterday after her 12 week scan...am v excited for her but gotta admit a little !! and i almost find myself telling her i might get upduffed soon... such a big mouth... i managed to restrain before looking nuts tho!
lol to the short, back and sides curly top look btw, cannot even imagine how that looks?! worst 2 hair do's for me were courtesy of my mum... too short fringe and a home dye blonde orange! yuk!
GHDs are def a household need josie (tho my DH prob wouldnt get it!) mine have lasted since 1st yr at uni (clearly student loan was used well)but totally with you frank on the curling tongs... i just can't do it, its easier to use GHD to make waves than tongs!
i was planning on making 'home made brek bars' this eve (never done them before) but now can't be ars*d... the eco guy at school made me feel bad about all the packaging around brek bars... but now have several bags of nuts etc all in own bloomin packaging anyway!?

Stick one of those tubi-grips on. 'Fraid you are going to have to make some fashion sacrifices

Morning viroids. Working from home today. So no-one looking over my shoulder!

We've got a strong pair of 2ww'ers in nervous and miffles. Are you sure you aren't peeing in/on things and not telling us?!

Josie glad you like your hair. And you are right, GHDs are essential household items!

KC well done on the returning hair I'd want to leave it well alone too!

Nomore I make a great self-saucing choc pudding thanks to Goodfood magazine. It's self saucing miffles in that you pour water, sugar and cocopower over the cake mixture and stick it in the oven. the water mixture sinks to be bottom and becomes a great sticky sauce.

Did ATM write that post about internet pg tests?! I'm going to pee on all 100 of my sticks and no-one can stop me!

Don't worry vallinna I POAS once when I was on the pill too!

takethat I've got to make a similar excuse. We've got a big work night out next week involving an overnight stay. But it will be CD11 for me and I have ov'ed on the last 2 cycles on CD12. So need to stay home to shag!! Can you stick a bandage on your ankle and pretend you've twisted it?

Right, so we've got our upduffed girls and the hard-as-nails 2ww'ers. Where is everyone else in their cycles?