Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

Dagnamit, just wrote a big post then lost it!

TTL your hormones are so inconsiderate making your boobs ache unevenly and making you cry at Neighbours, hope Home and Away is more successful [hgrin]

My MNing time may be cut dramatically short when everything changes here. Off next week so won't be on much, but then it's colleague's last week so will be hectic, then she leaves and it's all systems go. I'll try and get on after work on my mobile but it doesn't always play ball so if I don't post, I'll still be lurking!

Hi DarkStar by the way, come join the madhouse fun [hgrin]. I got married in June and it's sparked our JSing too!

Hello shaggers :) Just outing myself as a fellow fornicator of fun. DH and I got married recently and it seems to have reinvigorated our sex life, so that's helping

Already have one lovely DS of 2yo, and feel ready for more!

Will try and read whole thread later.

I'd type it on the JSers graduate thread, but then I'd just feel like I'm talking to myself.

Ha ha TTL, if I said I was going on maternity leave they would kill me! I work for Northumbria Probation (sorry for the capitalisation, it's habit [hgrin]), just admin but it's hard work, they're trying to put as much responsibility on us as possible so the POs can concentrate on hitting their targets, which is fair enough, we're here to help, but expecting me to do all of that is ridiculous!

The office would literally fall apart without me, I'm not bragging but I'm the only experienced member of staff! There was supposed to be someone starting soon and overlapping with the girl who's leaving but now she's not coming at all and we have no idea when, or even if she'll be replaced!

Nervous someone mentioned the May 2011 'club' have two threads, one for talking and one for stats, so that must be the one you came across. I really want to suggest something like Fanjo-Furkled June 2011 for the next June 2011 thread, but don't think it'll go down to well.

Joise I assume that on top of all your new responsilities you aren't getting more money for the pleasure. I've come across several people in the last 6 months have this happen. It makes me so [hangry] (esp when it happened to my DH!).

Morning everyone

I need to moan I'm afraid! I just took on some more responsibility at work so our new senior admin could concentrate on the parts of the job she doesn't understand, it's hard work but not too bad (and distracts me from 2ww when applicable!)

Have just had supervision and my objectives from next year set, and because another member of staff is leaving, that leaves me, new senior and a part time admin who, after 2 years, still isn't totally clued up on the job. So my new objectives are basically to do everything. I have to take over the whole caseload of the girl who is leaving, which means I will be working for all 14 Probation Offiers, whilst running the reports team, which is a full time job in itself, and also writing a policy and procedures 'bible' on every single thing we do in this office! Whilst also answering the phones and reception because no-one else does it!

Argh! [tearing hair out emoicon]

singing that's how we started out - not 'TTC', just shagging [hgrin] I never did the pant snot malarkey or charting/temping. We just shagged! But as time goes on it does get bit addictive and all the rules about staying relaxed get chucked out the window.

eskarina hello! Was just thinking hadn't heard from you. Of COURSE sore neck is a symptom, at least on this thread [hwink]

I will be thinking of you, singinmog while I have my feet in stirrups and you're on holiday . Haha only jealous, have a great time! Well done to your DH. Mine has surprised me a couple of times, but not for a while (hint hint, if he's reading).

I had a sneaky look at the grads thread TTL/NMCB and it needs more of us! Get JSing girls [hgrin]. I did notice a thread called "Due x-month, just stats. No chat". Well where is the fun in that????? I'll definitely head to the JS grads, if I ever get a BFP

So what are we going to do to fill in the next 3 weeks or so (I mean on here, cos the rest of the time we'll be JSing . Surely some people are near the end and ready to test rather than the Week 1 cluster?

Hi all,
Sorry I've slipped back into stalker lurker mode. I'm reading and trying to keep up with you all, but have nothing really to report at the mo. I think I'm on the 2ww, expecting ERTD around 29th but we're away that week. Still symptom spotting. Today's favourite has been a sore neck. That's a pg symptom right???

Sorry Dyna but it's fab! Especially on cold autumn nights. I'm so tired 2nite as started early mornings at yard this week so it's extra comfy, and if ever I can't sleep the settee is guaranteed 2 send me off!

I keep forgetting I'm on leave next week, as is DH, so might not be on as much but it shud b good 4 takin my mind of TTC (and 4 JSing [hwink])

ooh josie a bed in the living room and ben n jerry's - I'm jealous!

Apprentice on soon - ah love a good telly night!

Oooh I'm CD6 ..so mucho Js'ing soon! Grapefruit being downed daily for plentiful pant snot (highly recommended )

So Creme, Josie, BB I'll be keeping you company and if memory serves me right baby2b and hedgeblunder are around the same time too.. shagathons and testathons ahoy!

Got some buy one get one free first reponse lined up

Thank you Brassica. Don't need the fire here, my laptop battery is keeping my knee warm!

Am struggling to come to terms with the fact that eventually I will succumb to checking the pant snot and other odd activities And there was I thinking that all there was to it was a good bonk! How wrong can you be?!!

Evening viroids!

Apologies 4 the txt talkin but am on my mobile, jst can't help myself!

I am sittin on settee (electric recliners) with duvet, it's like a double bed in livin room! Hav got ben and jerrys 2! Love cosy nights in [hgrin]

singing 2ww is two week wait. The wait between ovulation and AF/BFP

I've lit the fire. Very cosy here.

I haven't registered with the dentist since we moved house, which was over a year ago! Oh dear... at least you have reminded me Nelly! When you are in dentist and getting fanjo-speculumed I will be on holiday. DH arranged it today and sent me a text while I was at work saying he's booked a half-term all inclusive for us. Am v impressed with him!! Hopefully we can get lots of JSing done [hwink]

All this talk of self-saucing choc puds has made me want one.... nom nom nom!

I hope when I get first real AF that it lines up with everyone elses', much more exciting then. Also, I thought I had worked out what 2ww stood for but now I am confused, so can someone please explain [hblush]

Crow - whack the heating on and see what happens!

Congrats to the two 'officials'!!

Just got some fizzy water out, then thought what the heck am I doing?!! have got wine open in fridge ....

Haha! Could well be that NMCB

Maybe I should get the heating turned up, try to fool it into coming out

Are you going into hibernation Crow?

TTL it's still there! I think it just moves down the line a bit because it's still quite quiet.

Hallo ladies :)

CD33 here and still no sign of anything happening - not sure if I ovulated this cycle. After the MC I just decided to not bother looking out for any signs. About this time last year AF was 3 weeks late, so maybe she doesn't like October??

I just wanna know what's going on with my body