Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

Soo glad I'm not the only one who has disturbing dreams about people I know, but not well enough to want to dream about them!

Josie you'll be pleased to know I'm now fully dressed and pretending to facing the day.

That's even worse vallinna, having to see the person the next day and feel all conflicted. Ugh. That's happened to me before as well, also not when pregnant

DarkStar - I hate the subconcious! I had a really raunchy/sex dream about a guy i work with who I don't in the least fancy...and I didn't have pregnancy to blame!!!

Oh NoMore that's so not fair [hgrin]. I'm off next week but not going away, I will be riding most of the time as my friend is off too, but then trying to finish my last assignment too. I have been up since 6am and will not get home till late as going out tonight. I'm shattered already, might not last the whole night [hgrin]

[hgrin] at your dream Vannilla

at all you viroids going on holidays. Especially if there is warmth and sunshine involved. Guess I'll just have to take comfort in the fact I'm still in my pj's and most of you are at work right about now. [hgrin]

vallinna am rofling in the office at your car-jacking dream Not quite as disturbing as the sex dream I had about Kurt Russell when heavily pregnant with DS

DH gone off to a music thing for the weekend so no JS for me. Not that it was too likely anyway as I have a cough that makes me sound like I smoke 100 fags a day...mmm, sexeh

Morning!

Where do you live now SingingMog? I would hate to leave Newcastle, absolutely love it! I have just had my hair cut and I'm on leave next week so I'm really excited too! And my new GHDs are to die for!!!! [hgrin] Where are you going on your holibobs?

Hope you have a fab time too B2B! See you on the 2ww [hgrin]

PMSL Vallinna [hgrin] Had you been watching x-men by any chance?

I am going to buy a Wonder Woman outfit and wear it to work when colleague leaves [hgrin], nearly cried last night when the full realisation of what I'm going to have to do hit me! Though I have decided I will not be working overtime and if stuff doesn't get done it just doesn't get done.

If I don't get back on today who am I kidding hope everyone has good weekends!

TTL - crying at Neighbours!!! LOL!! (According to kids at school it is not cool to say LOL anymore but I don't care). I agree with Miffles, you should stay here and contribute to the madness. By the way, I too often enjoy a sneaky McDonald's with obligatory McFlurry

Josie good for you about emailing the POs you work with. I miss living in the North East, so quite jealous.

The thought of NMCB doing pilates in odd positions and giggling is making me giggle!

There are some very strange dreams going on, hope it's not contagious. Maybe it's because we're close to halloween.... [hgrin]

I am feeling quite good as have just had my hair cut and only 3 days until holiday. This thread moves so fast that by the time I come back I am going to have LOADS to read.

Right... need to do laundry. I have a glamorous life.

Oops, that wast meant to end with a smile [hgrin]

Hello, sorry I disappeared for a while. Work has been far too busy, but I'm off on holiday for a couple weeks from tomorrow.

Will be back in time to join in on the 2ww madness. Hopefully some sun, sand, sangria and plenty of jsing will create a bfp this month!

I have been struggling to keep up with the thread. So will have a lot of reading to do when I return!

(hgrin)

Miffles - that bastard Daniel Craig stood me up. Had to go with DH instead

If we are talking about weird dreams....last Saturday I had a nightmare. I was car jacked and woke up genuinely scared so woke DH, who is really sympathetic...the perps of this crime??? Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellan...I I woke up genuinely afraid... WTF?!

I'll be giggling like a looney too now.

eeww!! Prof Brian Cox!! Well, thats why it was a dream, I guess!

I don't really know why I've not POAS - think cos I think it's only valid with FMU (?) and never awake enough in the morning! Also whenever there's blood, I think - ok, don't bother. Then that's it for the day.

See you at pilates NMCB - I'lll know it's you cos you can't lie flat!!

Oh X posted Miffles. 2 nights ago I had a dream the Prof Brain Cox was trying to woo me (despite having seen me sh!t faced drunk and my being pg and married!) Very weird.

Oh Vann I nearly threw up just now reading needle through the .... It was on Josies post so I guess it's built, up but ergh! All men really are great big wussies, not matter how wonderful they are in every other way. It is a scientifically proven fact.

Sorry to here you joined next months mass 2WW hysteria. If you truely thought you've been having implantation bleeding you'd be POAS right now. . No? Nothing? Ah well will have to get my entertainment from somewhere else then.

Not sure how I'm going to cope rolling around on my pilates mat tonight, my nipples are on fire!!

PS I dropped a cake/pie bomb on the 'boring' June thread this afternoon. That lightened the mood a bit hehehehe.

Ouch Vallinna! For both you and DH!

Sounds like you both need snuggles tonight (and wine, and mabe some choccy or ice cream) [hgrin]

Josie - I have had brazillian waxes for about 3 years so the dildocams were nothing

OK, DH has posted a pick of his blood test arm on Facebook - he looks like he was got by vampires! Seriously. His complaining was more than justified!! I guess the fertility clinic nurses do so many blood tests they are experts, his looked like a junior doc with a hangover and the DTs had taken blood!!

Aw Miffles, sorry AF arrived but hope you get sorted with clomid. I have emailed all the POs at work to tell them that I'm taking on a lot more responsibility and to bear with me if I'm not as efficient as I usually am (if they read into that they'll realise I mean that I'm going to miss deadlines and forget things and be extremely stressed out!)

Vallinna how funny in an annoying way! DH complained when I insisted we go for STI checkups but after telling him that if I was going to get pg and push a large baby out of a small hole he could deal with a little test! I have to say you are being so so brave! I find smears deeply shameful and embarrassing never mind dildocams and needle through vagina wall [passing out emoticon]

Vallinna - laughting at your DH's reponse to jizzing in a cup and little blood tests!! He can't really argue when you pull out the big guns of "needle through wall of vagina"!! Your DH sounds like mine! He made the biggest fuss about everything, but recognises that we have to go through more and is very supportive.

My AF is still pretty poor - did use a tampon as at work, but not bothering now home..TMI? Don't care! But now I'm busy googling and implantation bleeds sound like what I was having the last few days with all the spotting. And some women continue with it. Yeish! Stooopid.

Clearly spelling is my kryptonite!

Hi darkstar

Just had a moment the the DH on the phone. He went for his infectious diseases blood test today and had the gall to ring me to tell me how much it hurt and how much his arm continued to hurt

I took that moment to remind him I genuinely can't remember how many blood tests I have had, let alone dildocams. Then reminded him his sole duty going forward was to read por and jizz in a cup whist I had a needle stuck through the wall of my vagina and my eggs sucked out.

Men!

That said, please read this in context! I have only posted to amuse and to highlight we truy are the fairer sex! DH is the nicest, most supportive H I could hope for in our position (if not a little clueless at times!) Last night there were lots of cuddles and cuteness from him at my random exasperated crying at it all! (I feel I need to clarify this on MN.....!!)

Afternoon folks.

Drum roll........CD1. Yup. I so knew that all my spotting would come to nothing. And it did - well, nothing being a proper AF. Nevermind - I'd stocked up on pre-conception vitamins (his and hers!) and tampons, so gald I didn't waste the money! Also boxers (for him!) to cool those swimmers down. Getting set! Seeing the doc (typed cod - maybe I should call him cod, even if only to make me smile!) in a week and half and should get clomid. Think I'll order some pre-seed in preparation milano

Welcome to darkstar.

Stay with us NMCB - who says you should have to move? Esp if they're all boring farts. Boring smoring. We're WAY more fun!! [hgrin]

Was at work yesterday (the one that won't let me get on MN ) and then had a meeting til late, so couldn't post. Had been off poorly on Tue, thought I was doing better, but woke up this morning with no voice! Went into work for the morning and croaked at everyone...but my job involves lots of talking, so didn't really work. Cried off at lunch, bought myself a CD1 McDonalds (plus McFlurry) and am now back with you lot!

Josie - sounds like they're expecting the moon on a stick from you! You're only one person!! I agree about trying for a payrise. Also be realistic with them about what you can actually manage...better to warn them that it's all going to go tits up before it actually does. Then, when you can't cope and your snowed under, you can say "I told you so!"