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Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

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takethatlady · 14/10/2010 14:07

The (updated) 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended). Horse-riding and other dangerous activities are also actively encouraged.

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'. Try not to get sucked in by Fertility Friend (at least for a while), but knowing where you are in your cycle and furkling for pant snot is most definitely allowed. If you're a midwife, you can even get other midwives to furkle for you Grin

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Most of these rules are well and truly broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Part 3 Graduates
Bonkerz - BFP
Kitten - BFP
Cowboylover - BFP
takingtheplunge - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

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milanomum · 23/10/2010 08:06

checkin gin??!! freudian typo methinks...

milanomum · 23/10/2010 08:06

Just checkin gin quickly from work - Thank goodness TTL! :o :o :o

vallinnapod · 23/10/2010 07:25

TTL fab!! Probably be the only time you want to do a little dance (and full page newspaper ad) for being consulates!

Lots if Senna fueled thoughts toes way Wink

BrassicaBabe · 23/10/2010 00:25

Phew. In from the pub. Pissed.Fecking good news. DH looking over mynshoulder , post tomorrow x

SingingMog · 22/10/2010 23:49

Yay!!! So glad to hear that TTL Grin Is it the first time you've ever been pleased to have constipation and wind?

Can you help me with a weird thing I have noticed (in the spirit of never TMI!) - why have my nipples gone all hard and a bit achey? Confused Is this something that happens when you stop taking the pill? It's a good job I have firm bras that hold them down, otherwise ouch!!! I'm going to be peanut-smuggling on holibobs in bikini [hshock]

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takethatlady · 22/10/2010 22:41

Girls, you are the best Smile

It was me being mental. I am constipated and have wind Shock Blush. I am still pregnant and my HCG levels are 'nice and high' for five weeks. Plus I also have nmcb's diagnosis, which is funnier, less embarrassing, and probably right Grin

I cannot tell you how relieved I am. I am such a stupid person!

And I'm lucky to have you guys (big sloppy hugs right back atcha).

Looking forward to vallinna's next dream to keep my mind off it Grin

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SingingMog · 22/10/2010 21:34

The kind of hugs that make you feel safe and happy inside xxx

Miffles · 22/10/2010 21:24

And more hugs coming your way takethat

BrassicaBabe · 22/10/2010 20:55

We're still thinking of you takethat. xx Hope A&E are being nice to you.

BrassicaBabe · 22/10/2010 19:07

I've been lurking working so not posting much. But I've been bought out of hiding by takethat.

Lovely, we're all routing that this is just you being mental. Run out of decent words this evening. But ((hugs)), prayers and fingers crossed for you. xx

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 22/10/2010 17:44

Oh helps to catch up on posts! Good to see you've already called NHS Driect. Good luck at A&E.

milanomum · 22/10/2010 17:41

TTL I really, really hope it's ok. xx

miffs I used the syringey thing but be careful to keep it turned towards the ceiling when prepping because it'll run out if you don't! I put it in just before going to bed and then lay flat so it wouldn't come out! Just use a little to start because it's... well... runny!

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 22/10/2010 17:38

Neh wrote a big reply to you best part of an hour ago now TTL and as my internet connection lost said reply I had a minor emergency happen.

It involved a suggestion of hangry boobs heading south to eat stomach contents and a serious suggestion of ringing GP or NHS direct.
I know how it feels to lose 2 in a row, so really really really hoping it's not happening to you. xxx

SingingMog · 22/10/2010 17:31

I too know next to nothing about these things, but try not to worry TTL, like you say it may be wind or something. Also make sure you get to A&E early since it is Friday evening, then it will still be quiet.

The dream stories are getting worse guys.... glad I haven't had any gross sex ones. Obviously got it all to come!

I am going to the Costa del Sol Josie. When I lived at uni I lived in Longbenton, Leazes Terrace (next to St James) and Heaton. Then when I came back from living abroad I moved back and lived in North Shields. I live in Preston now, which is good but I do miss it. Sis in law and her family live in Hexham though, so get to visit often Smile Loving Wonder Woman costume idea!

Miffles · 22/10/2010 17:11

Oh TTL - I totally feel for you and am sending you big hugs - squeeze-so-hard-you-can't-breathe type hugs. Keep calm. It doesn't definitely mean the same as last time or ectopic. Hope you get seen really quickly and your DH is there with you.

milano - have just ordered my pre-seed from Amazon (some internet cheapy HPT sneaked into the basket too!) so am all set to rock and roll once I get my clomid. Did you use the syringy thing? And exactly when, during the deed, did you put it in?! Blush. Ta.

vallinnapod · 22/10/2010 17:06

TTL - fingers crossed for red faces all round when you are told it's wind xxxxxxxxx

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takethatlady · 22/10/2010 16:56

Thanks vallinna I just called NHS Direct and the nurse said that because I've had upper abdominal pain and no bleeding I should go and get checked in case it's an ectopic.

Obviously she said it may not be and it may just be something digestive or unrelated, but with the loss of pregnancy symptoms too she wants me to be checked.

At least it means I might get an ultrasound or something? I'm not sure what they'll do. So an evening in A&E for me.

I don't want to be a drama queen and over-panic but I just feel like I'm losing it. I hate it how hard this ttc thing is. I have tried so hard not to get excited this time, and I haven't told anyone. Just this afternoon DH texted me to say he couldn't hold his excitement in anymore. So typical.

I'll let you ladies know as soon as I know anything.

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vallinnapod · 22/10/2010 16:52

TTL - please, please don't worry. I know this is coming from someone who knows bugger all about this whole process but your hormones change soooooooo much over the first few weeks you are bound to have symptoms come and go.

Can you give the docs a call before they all vanish for the w/e to help put your mind at ease?

Wish I could say something more helpful

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takethatlady · 22/10/2010 16:26

Have a great holiday josie :)

I am freaking out right now because my sore boobs have totally gone within about 2 hours, which has been accompanied by bad cramps. They're not like period cramps but are up under my rib cage, but they were really bad for about an hour and still sore now. It could just be trapped wind or indigestion or something, but it is accompanied by a sudden and total loss of sore boobs - this is the first time I've had no soreness in my boobs even when I prod them. There's just othing. Absolutely nothing. They were really firm, too, and now they're back to normal.

Sudden loss of symptoms is not a good sign. I just can't take it if this happening again. I know people go through worse but I can't bear to go back to square one with my stupid fucking cycles lasting 7 and 9 weeks, and to lose another pregnancy so early on - twice in two cycles.

Praying right now that this is just me being a drama queen. Somehow I doubt it though...

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JosieSmith1 · 22/10/2010 15:41

Me again, sorry!

I'm off on my holibobs now (well, from work anyway) so I won't be here for a little while but will try and get on sometime during the week, if I don't post I will be lurking [waves]

JosieSmith1 · 22/10/2010 15:31

Sorry for BFN Crowette Sad I have regular dreams about POAS, usually near ERTD time [hhmm]

crowette · 22/10/2010 14:43

Just as I thought - BFN. So come on AF, hurry up and stop keeping me waiting!!

Miffles · 22/10/2010 14:14

Hey all,

Not much to say from this end. Feeling poorly and sorry for myself Sad - coughing and spluttering and wheezing like someone with a 20-a-day habit.

V jealous of these holibobs people are going on...sun...sigh...

Loving the wonder-woman outfit Josie - so do it!

milanomum · 22/10/2010 13:27

OHHH! crow maybe you're psychic! POAS!!!!

crowette · 22/10/2010 13:19

Good afternoon ladies!

Speaking of dreams, I dreamt that I POAS last night (well, two!) and they were both BFP! It made me pop into town this morning and buy 2 CB digital tests. Although it's highly unlikely I'm pregnant Blush

I'm a week late, had bout of unfinished JSing, so it's probably just my body taking its time returning to normal after the MC.

Hopefully I'll test and if it's BFN then AF won't be far behind Hmm

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