Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

Arf Josie, make sure you get one in on the floor for good measure ]grin]

Aw DarkStar, hope you feel better soon ((hugs))

Eskarina good luck with the stealth shagging

Boo at your car Nelly , hope it gets fixed soon and isn't too expensive

I am ready for another day's hard labour so probs won't be on a lot today so hi to everyone, hope you're all ok, coming up to JSing window so will hopefully be JSing aaaaalllll weekend

How do you make those Eskarina!!!

Morning all, am feeling like death after puking my guts up/having dodgy tummy last night :( Very much doubt it's pregnancy-related as now I just feel tired and with no appetite. Just hope I'm not getting another bloody infection - I've had enough of being ill.

Hope everyone else is feeling cheerier.

Oh esk, refer to earlier thread. nomore got a BFP as a result of stealth shagging. Apparently the floor is the answer .

WTF is Pombear???

TTL link to thread please!

Having a nice wee break, except for my car breaking down in the official back-arse-of-nowhere on way here :( Serves me right for trading in ancient old car for shiny expensive "reliable" one .

Loving the worm chat. You lot are hilarious .

Cannot believe I've read all the wormy comments. Didn't bother with the blue waffle thingy as I actually want to eat today.

Esk how did you do the bear face?! Never had a pombear myself, but that bear is cute.

It did work!

Sorry, I'm not really MIA, I'm lurking along, just frequently can't keep up with the speed of posts.

Vallinna so, so sorry about your DH auntie, what a shock for you all.

Caz sorry too about your news

Not a lot of news here. I've had parents' evenings this week so am knackered and all talked out.
We're approaching the SWI window (well, no idea what cycle length is any more, but am on CD13 today, so surely it can't hurt ), but my parents are coming to stay for the weekend. We wouldn't normally even contemplate anything with them in the next room, but I'm reluctant to miss the window. Have been trying to use OPK's but am really rubbish at remembering to do them - all that about not going to the loo for 4 hours before hand, not using FMU, doing it at same time each day. It's all too much faff for my liking. I could probably cope with doing it first thing in the morning, but Oh No, that's not right either why do I bother? Still, on the offchance I do get a +ve one this weekend we'll be doing it (quietly!) parents or no parents!

oh and . Just to see if it works. Really don't get the MN obsession with Pombears!

Apparently it is real, and yep, they are gross! .

As for Miffles mentioning POAS, I am desperate to do so but no point yet. This is seriously the longest two weeks ever. Although I feel fairly normal so think maybe nothing going on in duffage anyway.

Just scanned through the 948 postings (nearly typed POASing!) (although that is also probably appropriate - with the way BB and TTL go, maybe 948 POASings isn't that far off )

Anyway!

There are a lot of viriods MIA...Eskarina? 321 HardertoKidnap Truffkin Crowette HedgeBlunder Twowoulddo - you all ok?

Do let us know how goes it....

And boy have we been through a lot the last month or so! x

When does the new thread start? This is all new to me but I am sure I will find it whenever/wherever it appears!

In my case I think it is teenagers that have hardened me to gross things, although I am sure google is where they look for ideas. Had to tell boys off for searching for "blue waffes" on google images in my lesson. (Warning if you haven't heard/seen it, is absolutely disgusting and sick-making).

Am now imagining miffles running around through cyberspace!

TTL, that is possibly the grossest thing I have read all day! Am sure that you wouldn't come across as a worm-friendly mother!

Sleepy, sending hugs.

I have been having an odd tummy too nickelpombear (I love pom bear crisps) . This is TMI () but felt really bloated and couldn't get rid of it earlier in the week, and now I am trying not to trump too much in case I gross out DH. Not that I should worry about that, given how gross he is. Maybe I should get some prunes, depending on results from the prune tests!!

Sounds like you have a horrific amount of work Josie. Defo have a bit of a moan! I am going to moan now, had a 13 hour day yesterday (open evening till 9pm). Am now knackered!

I'm here!!! Was neither lurking or sulking, but mega busy with RL. - how dare it intrude on MN and my viroids! Have had a patient make a complaint about me and threatening to take me to court. My employers are being really supportive and if it goes to that, then I'l deal with it.

Thanks for all looking out for me. Yes, I tested yesterday with FMU expecting something, and there was the biggest of BFN's you've seen. Not even a hint of a faint line! Trust me, I looked. But still no AF. So...where does that leave me?! Actually only on CD28 today, but since coming off the pill they have always been 12-23. And only on 23 at that. And normally have spotting first. So as you can imagine I'm still being ridiculously optimistic. And can't start on the clomid yet either. Wish I'd bothered JSing more!! Kind of stopped bothering as we didn't think it'd work without the pills and so busy. But maybe...oh...I don't know!!!!

Sleepy - so sorry to hear your news. Fingers crossed for you tomorrow - whatever the news, that you're able to be strong.

The support on here is amazing.

Oh, TTL - although I loved the image of you scratching your arse at the front of class, I laughed more at you correcting your spelling of doctors!!! Such an English bod!

So much other news, so sorry not to comment on it all. Well done Josie for working so hard. Hope you and Nervous get some good JSing in.
Nickel - may be a tad early for symptoms if you're only CD12.
Vallinna - wahey at you and your injections! Go girl!
BB - hope the prunes and hot water do their job. Keep us updated.
NMCB - why can't you shag??
With you on the new thread title darkstar

TTL I am not sure if it was your intention but I have not laughed that hard in a while

ugh, worms on top of everything else :(

Fingers crossed for you Caz

Yes Nickel I thought about that but I'm just too knackered but DH is pretty much fixed now though, just in time

My work is keeping me extremely busy today, then I got very annoyed when senior said she felt sorry for a colleague who isn't here today, as she's got loads to come back to She hasn't even got half of what I have done today and still have left to do tomorrow I'm exhausted tonight cos all the officers are back in now and I'm literally working for everyone but one person

Anyway, will soldier on and might even surprise everyone by actually complaining about stupidly excessive workload

Hope everyone's ok, might not get on tomorrow but will attempt to at least say hi at lunchtime

Than ks lots to everyone. Glad to have the good old JS thread to read! Making me laugh on a shit week. DS is home from school today with whispers worms, of all things!! So have spent day boil washing EVERYTHING in sight. Whole family has to be treated. Got some stuff from GP for him this morning. Poor little bugger.
Back to EPAC tomo for HCG test number 2. Am not expecting it to have risen, although have still had no AF.
A very small part of me is still hopeful. Silly and masochistic of me, I know. I need to convince myself.
How cool is the pombear?!
Nicel - Hmmmm. Sounds intersting! :)

bloody hell, my tummy is really annoying me!

I felt really odd and light-headed a few minutes ago, and tummy is aching again.
and i did trump, but that hasn't eased it.

can't have tummy bug, and i haven't eaten anything odd.

(((hugs))) SleepyCaz

Hello everyone, still lurking but a bit busy with RL at the moment but it's good because I have less time to obsess over the 2ww

Still, I think we have a new thread title here: "by hook or by crook we can shag our way to victory!"

Wind? Just keep JSing, there isn't anyting else you can do. (I miss shagging so much sigh..)