Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

Yum i don't care if the apple shot isn't classy its lovely and hits the spot thanks for the shot TTL
Miffles my eldest son is away with his dad til friday been gone for a week and a half now. Im always a moody mare when one of the kids aren't home! Please excuse my ignorance but what on earth is clomid?

(I've been wondering about Josie too - and Eskarina)

Welcome back gormers! And yes, in time for our party. Glad you brought champagne cocktails - bit more classy than TTL's apple vodka shots.

The other BFPs seem to be staying with us too..and why not? I hear they don't chat quite as much as us on the other side.

why so gloomy 321? Hugs your way. Gormers - you'll see we've utterly flaunted the normal MN no hugging thing. We're free and easy with the PDA now!!

Clomid is sitting by my bed - waiting waiting waiting for the smearing to become spotting to become slightly heavier until I think it might actually count as AF and day 1. Bit worried I won't know when it really counts. Does it really matter, do you think? May google it....

Oh - viroids - please don't let me do this again. I think we need a new thread kipper for this misdemeanor....
I posted on "am I being unreasonable?" about something completely un-conception related. They were HORRIBLE!!! Totally vile! I was in tears - they were calling me a bitch . Only read half of the messages and got so upset I shut it down. Don't know what overtook me to do post there - but I do not recommend it!! Wolves! Come over in a cold sweat just thinking about the experience

You lot are way nicer than that

I'm moody as hell so getting very drunk sounds good to me...now who had those apple shots?????

And milano - posted on the other thread, but glad to hear you're feeling a little more positive about things, thinking of you, and know it'll work out for you soon.xx

Hello Hello Hello!!

Have taken a few days off work (semi-emergency planned sick leave/annual leave for incessant vomiting!!) and have spent a large part of the day so far catching up on all the JS threads from where I left off. Blimey - you chicks can chat! And I miss you!!

And look, I've walked straight in on a party! Such timing!! Before I don a party hat, blow a streamer, pick up my first alcoholic drink in far too long, and change the party music to Living On A Prayer (Ultimate Choone!), I firstly must say a massive "Whoop Whoop" to Vallinna!!

Hello to all the new faces, good to see that our JS antics don't scare off all the fresh-faced triers!! Although would Frak really approve of the escalation of rule-breakage?! I'm sure's she mellowed now, as the relaxin hormone kicks in - allow those rules to bend and stretch a leetle more!!

takethat - I am LOVING the fact you got sacked from MaccyDs!!

And Miffles, love your party dress!! Wear it now whilst you can!x Ahh, for a slinky dress...

Anyhoo, some exciting news is that after vomiting every day (sometimes 8 times!) for over 10 weeks, I now haven't been sick for 2 days (well, such a small amount this morning that I barely count it compared to my now normal standards!). Maybe, at 17 weeks, just maybe, the 'morning' sickness is over, and I may be about to start glowing???? Crickey, pass me a champagne cocktail and a party popper someone!!

Good to catch up with you all, might hang out here a bit more if that's ok.x

Definite spotting when I just went to the loo. Whoop whoop! Never have I been so pleased for my short cycles! Only 12 days since last AF, and I'm not complaining!

Is no one else joining the thread party?

miffles I'm normally an information monster, but I didn't read the clomid leaflet

Apple shots sound great - pass me a couple! Not sure whether BB can be trusted with alcohol though, not when sending those IM to her boss!

Oops, just made my manager actually LOL on a conf call with big-wigs by sending him an IM "You just agreed to do something illegal with a donkey!" because he wasn't listening.

BB - just read the info leaflet on clomid - flipping scary!!

Yay!! Party!! I'll bring helium balloons, so we can all talk in squeeky voices. And Sour Cream and Chive Pringles. Love them at the moment. And lots of wine. And anything chocolate. Maybe some Maccy D straws to make TTL feel at home!!

Boring conf call! So boring I can MN at the same time!

for "Don't cry! When I was your age I got sacked from Dreamland". Shoot me now then eh?!

Yeah for thread party! There are certainly enough drugs going around!

Am bleeding!! Wooohooooo!! Dancey Dancey!! Wooo hooo!!

Going in for a scan tomorrow. Now told being told on short protocol ....oh well. Off to sniff

Welcome 321!

Hello and Welcome 321 (great name BTW) I won't wave as I'm likely to inadvertantly throw something at your head, but please come in and make yourself comfortable

Crow which part of Scotland did you to live in?

One thing I've learnt now matter what they're called (chav, bogun, ned, feral, westie, yokel...) these people are the same the world over .. and honestly not sure where I'm going with this, just loving the term judgey pants today.

Welcome 321 Maybe you can be the one to bring some sanity to this thread?

Yeah for cramps vallinna

At 3DPO I wonder when I can start working through my 100 internet pg tests

Thanks miffles. I started reading through it and got to page 2 and realised that child number 2 was not gonna let me read 23 pages! I'll catch up tonight once he's in bed!

Welcome 321 - sounds like you'll fit right in here. Although, if you've read through our thread, you'll realise we're not as sane as we like to make out. Hence the thread kipper!!

Vallinna - glad seems liks AF is on the way. Send her my way, will you! Sounds like she's doing the rounds and bizarelly, we're all pleased to see her!

Helloooooo. I love this thread! Only joined MN yesterday and have been scrabbling round to find a good TTC thread that was supportive but not tooo serious and here you all are!!
We started working on number 3 officially last night i guess lol. I am absolutely determined bnot to calculate my ovulation or take pregnancy tests really early. I did all that whilst TTc number 2 and fook me it got so emotional and when i finally did get that positive test i found out so early i felt like i had been pregnant for 3 years by the time he was born! So hopefuly i'll be able to do it and avoid being slapped with the kipper!