Thread for the fanjo-furkling, red-fecker-hating, ramekin-peeing JSers

hahaha nomorechoc. I've got 2 kids already i'm not suee they'd appreciate a practical sex ed lesson going on in the hallway!

Brassica!!!! excuse me a mo

Yippee Dyna and BB!!! There must be baby dust in the air!

Sorry to bring the mood down but just thought I?d share this nugget of information (totally not TTC related, sorry) ? my friend has been on holiday to Tenerife and had to come home early as her 16 year old daughter?s horse broke its leg and had to be put to sleep. Daughter is in bits apparently, she absolutely adored him . I cried at work when she text me to tell me this morning. When my best mate at work of nearly 5 years left us yesterday to go travelling for a year, I didn?t even well up . I obviously am as antisocial as I suspected

Pretty sure the baby dust hasn?t rubbed off on me this cycle but not massively bothered to be honest (though I will when it?s confirmed by ERTD), just waiting for the other yard owner to get back off hols this weekend so I can push my luck moving neddy so I?m very pre-occupied, which is taking my mind off it very very well

Right, a few people have left the conf leaving me safely at the back of the room. (Previous post was sneaky ninja i-phone)

Thanks you guys Yes, BFP for me. I've been PIAR for 5 days since 7DPO . Well, I did have my 100 internet cheapy tests to work through This morning, 11DPO, I had a pink line. And one I could see without squinting I told DH. But we're both quite because of the last MC. On the plus side the high progesterone level is helpful.

Vallinna Freud says "bonkers" and proof of exposure to too many dildo-cams.

PMSL (quietly in conf of course) at 321 opening ovaries and legs!

Don't get me wrong - it is actually almost as good as getting a BFP myself to hear everyone else's! Honest!!

Ok, so freakazoid dreams again...I only remember it as well as I did as I woke up and DH had only just got home from work (1:30AM!!) so recounted it to him. Still, some deatails are hazy. I had an appointment at the clinic I can't remember the name of the room our appointment was in but it was something like the Renaissance Suite (I tell you, it gets odder ) So I am trying to find this but the clinic is like Thorpe Park (oh yes, a world where theme parks involve dildo cams and various states of undress...what does this say about me?!) I am running round, a la Challenge Anneka, on the phone to DH absolutely bawling my eyes out because I am late, and I am never late. I was really panicing I was going to miss my appointment. I finally find where I think the rooms are to be in a corridor like the inside of a submarine (all brown rusting metal) There are 5 doors and all have jets of water coming out above, really dirty drain water, so I stand under a few...as you do. But it's the wrong place. So more crying and DH telling me it's Ok and that the doctor doesn't need me there (!!). Finally find DH and the doctor has given him one of those ceramic chicken dishes, you know the sort where the hen is the lid and the nest is the dish? Well, we are to put this on our sideboard (which we don't have) and everything will be OK.

OK Freud...get to it!

yeyeyeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! Congrats you guys!

BB Oh. MY. GOD!!!! So exciting!!!!! I have 'everything' crossed for you! :) :) :)

I have pant snot. Nuff said.

Me toooooo! Just one would do though. There's a woman in the town where i live who has triplets. She actually manages to brush her hair, get dressed and walk around so maybe it's not that bad. :)

I did think when I posted that 3 BFPs would be hard to take for some of our lovely viroids who have been here a while ((hugs)).

Congrats Brassica Pain both sides eh... DH tres keen on twins (we are having 2 put back if we are allowed to boost chances...) Me, not so much. Only one mat leave for starters....oh and blowing up to the size of a small hotel

That said......baby now please.

Brassica!!! You cant just sneak a tiny little one liner in for that! Amazing news thats 3 now fertility is spreading people open your ovaries and your legs and get to bed!

What what what? Seriously BB? That is amazing news :) :) Congratulations!

I am really hoping all this thread fertility rubs off on me now, especially as I've just had it confirmed that my job is basically disappearing. This week I shall be mostly taking my mind off things by JSing

alost?! Almost I meant.

Morning viroids

I'm having to be super sneaky today. Ninja like alost. I'm in stuck in a 2 day conference.

Yeah dyna

Umm, BFP for me this morning.

Another short one from iPhone cos still so excited! Will post properly at weekend from home! Thanks for all the congrats everyone, so pleased. Just hope it sticks firm! Come on wee bean! Cremegg sending sticky thoughts your way! Nervous thanks for translation will come on handy! I prefer baton de pee too ha ha! Did 2nd first response to day and same result, same colour. Need to get some digital ones see what they say Tom when I'm officially due. Fingers crossed. Hope mine and cremeggs luck rubs off. Goodluck for bb and baby2b who I think are next testers!

I'm up for a 2 day party. More champers and moscow mules from this quater.

Re the ovulation question. I always know by the ov pains I get each month. The scarey thing is I had it on both sides this cycle and I normally only have it on one side! Trying not to think about the T word though.

Apologies for the very moany self centred post i'm about to write.
I sort of bled again last night only about a week and a half 2 weeks after my period. It was more a dark icky discharge than a full bleed so i'm not sure what in the hell is going on with my body. there is still some discharge there when i wip this morning but as yhet no underwear transfer.
When we were trying for our last baby I ended up having periods every 2 weeks and even te docs didn't know if i was coming on going but they said that was down to me having a miscarriage a few months previous to it. But it seems as though it is going to happen again this time. I still remember how awful it was last time feeling horrid for over half of the month and never knowing if my body was even working properly. I really want another baby but this is making me question whether ornot i should give it up before i get in too deep and go through the same as i did last time :(

Yay to Dyna, congrats hon :o Good luck purchasing sticks en francais! hehe!

Yay to bb :o 19 to 91 sounds an impressive jump so must be v good!

I did a third cheapy test this morn and so far so good and clearer. Trying to save Digi test til fri as thats official due date... might give in by tomorrow morn tho as bought 2 ;)

DH says he is 60% excited and 40% scared which Im taking as a +ve (surely pretty normal for a bloke?!)

darkstar I used OPKs this month, though trying to figure out if line exactly matches did my head in... this is why i dont know if i ovd on CD 15 or CD 18 (tho now thinking earlier!). Do they do digi ones?

i need to go and hide DHs 'nut box' (he takes them to work) I rifled through trying to find brazils to make mini bean more sticky... but came across macadamias and pistachios... oops... put shells back in too lol

will pop back later :O

Wow wow wow! What a day! Congrats on the BFP's Creme and Dyna. BB yay for your results. Sending superglue thoughts your way.

Nothing going on here. CD4. Fingers crossed for a shorter cycle this month.

Darkstar I have bought a Digital OPK and a Basal Thermometer. The fact that both are still wrapped in cellophane probably explains why they aren't helping much .

I use period maths (actually an iphone app called Period Tracker) plus I do get Mittels hwizzel or whatever it's called. So I have a fair idea, but I was planning on temping just to confirm really. I'm a bit too lazy though, hence why I've not actually done it yet . And actually the OPK purchase was a mistake, I thought I'd bought a digital pregnancy test instead

Ah...I was contemplating getting some opks but feared they would make me even more obsessive about ttc jsing

My guilty pleasure is opks. We try to js every second day, but it's good to know when some extra is called for . Plus if I didn't check I wouldn't have known I ovulated a week later last month and it made my period late. I was still a loon, but I could have been a lot worse!

Can I ask, how do you all know which DPO you are? Is everyone charting or is there a certain amount of guestimation going on? I only ask because I have no clue about when I ovulate, apart from the rough idea supplied by period maths and the Babycentre ov calc Have never had any mittelschmerz or anything like that, although I do experience heightened randiness.

Hey, I am now 11dpo, but holding out. No real signs though so think Af will arrive by Friday.

Congrats on the Bfps!

Sorry not been on much. Been trying to take my mind of ttc and get back to jsing!

Nomore and TTL how far along are you both now? Def stay with our thread. :)

Hurray, a party! And a worthy one as well - 2 BFPs and a very high score for BB. Mega congrats to Dynababy and cremegg. I'm going to stay close to you guys at this party, and hope the fertility rubs off on me.

I'm drinking wine, but that's not very party-ish, so going to switch to rum-laced cocktails . I have crisps and dip.

dyna - hmm pee stick in French. Un baton de pee? (actually test de grossesse, apparently. I like my version better though).

So who is next on the sneakily early test fest? I'm 8DPO but definitely not feeling at all PG so I'll wait I think!

Brilliant news BB! Congrats to cremeegg and Dyna for the BFPs also. So pleased to hear some positive things

Now we just need to do cheerleady type matra of "STICK BEANS, STICK"

I must've known before reading the thread cos I have been wanting to jump DH since we got back from work. He is tired though. Must try to be more persuasive!

Hugs and high-fives all round - whoop!