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TTC after a Miscarriage - Let This Be Our Lucky Thread!!!

1081 replies

Diddle · 08/09/2005 13:15

Right Ladies, lets hope this helps speed up our ability to read and type more messages and help and support one another through these tough times.

This thread is for laughing at, crying at, screaming at, bawling at!!

We've all been through so much, and together we can get one another through it. Lets Do It!!!!!!

Here's to weeks of Bd and legs in the air

Love and positive hugs to you all.

xxx

OP posts:
Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:03

cant even spell! I meant Tumble!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:02

K i must stop!

{{ Lottie retreats into corner as tumbe weeds swarms past her }}

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:02

Two whales are swimming along one day, bored. One whale spots a ship and suggests to the other, "Hey, why don''t we swim under that boat, and spurt out water so it tips over?"
"Well," says the other whale, "I''ll give it a blow job, but I refuse to swallow any sea men!"

Sorry thats crude!!!! lol

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:01

Boom boom!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 15:00

After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her.
Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful?

God: So you will always want to look at her.

Adam: Lord, her skin is so soft. Why did you make her skin so soft?

God: So you will always want to touch her.

Adam: She always smells so good. Lord, why did you make her smell so good?

God: So you will always want to be near her.

Adam: That's wonderful Lord, and I don't want to seem ungrateful, but why did you make her so stupid?

God: So she would love you.

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:58

Oh dear, poor little LottieLou is bored!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:57

Bill Clinton, George Bush and George Washington were on the Titanic.
As the boat was sinking, George Washington heroically shouts, ''Save the women!''

George Bush hysterically screeches, ''Screw the women!''

And Bill Clinton smirks and purrs, ''Do we have time?''

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:56

A husband said to his wife, "I will take a photo of your breasts and frame it ."

The wife said to her husband, "I will take a photo of your penis and enlarge it."

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:47
Grin
Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:46

Oh dont cry Lottie, i'm sure someone will be about soon!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:46

Boo Who?

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:46

Boo

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:46

Ohh i like jokes....

Who's there?

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:45

Knock Knock

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:44

All by myself, dont wanna be all by myself!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:35

Do ah didi didi dum didi do!!!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:28

Gosh that was lame!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:27

Stop hangin' around!

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:27

CH - where are you?

strike1 · 09/09/2005 14:01

Petunia that's great news! You must be so pleased.

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 14:01

Oh petunia - Thats fantasic! So happy for you! You go and have a rest! xx Oh Yay xx

petunia · 09/09/2005 13:55

Thought I'd just pop in to tell you. I went for my scan this morning and there it was, a little bean with a tiny heart beat. I burst into tears when I saw it! Now feeling happy but really tired, think the emotion has got to me a bit! Be back later.

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 13:53

HELLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lottielou · 09/09/2005 13:41

Hey I'm BAAAACK
Sorry had a bit of a hectic moment at work! but am doing a training course this afternoon, it's nice an deasy so i can put my feet up an relax! And chat away on here till the cows come home! ( not that i live with any cows)
CH - What was all thats chat thread thing! post a link so i can go have a look please?
Maddyd- Hey! Glad the weddiing plans are comming together! How exciting! What are the rings like then? How are you today?

Coathanger · 09/09/2005 12:50

LOTTIELOU!!!! WHERE ARE YOU???

(or should that be Lottie-lottie-lou! where are you? sung in scoobly doo style??)

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