We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

man - reading that back, that is the worst post ever in the the hist=yf of MN. It's not improving. The laset one ended like a text to my mum. I must stop. oops then. [grin[

Yaya yay aya!! (sorry - I haven been fropping up a bar and ny typing is reallu squiffy. Apologise.)

Tnetive congrats to Brassica and NMCB

That is fab news - just what this thread needs. BB - it does sound mufddled what your body is doing, but a BFP is a NFP )man, typing half cut is really hard!) What i mean is, I hopw that all is well and although the dates and bleeding is all a bit cinfused, I hope it is all goos.

Good.

Sorry,

Had friedns over and had 3 bottles of wine wetween us. it didn't seem that muchm, but I guess th singing around the piano should have suggested how dribnk I was - and now the typing si confirming that.

Please don't reminde me of this tomorrow.

I am ok. Happf for all my viroids that have good new.

Best be off now. Much love

xxx

I meant to say, of course, tentative congratulations and fingers crossed sticky thoughts.

NOT - tentative fingers crossed .

OMG what happened!!!! I turned my back for 5 minutes, and look what happens .

I will offer tentative fingers crossed sticky thoughts for you both :)

Wow congrats (however tentative) NMCB and BB. Sending lots of positive "sticky" thoughts your way. BB I hope you get the bleeding checked out and sorted soon.
DH has buggered off out with some guys from the office for drinks and curry to celebrate/commiserate one of his good friends leaving. Won't be in til late so no JS for me tonight. But my body has given up telling me when it's decided to ovulate, so even though it should be about now, I have no idea if it's actually happening.

Milano, once I know this little blighter is going to stick I'll be juming up and down and squealing like a squealy thing.
Am feeling a bit superstitious, so the things I did the last 2 times I'll be avoiding like the plague this time. Ekk!

Can you believe my DH really does have super sperm and has knocked me up 3 times in 3 months?!

Brassica I've been having sneaky vodkas this week as was so convinced I had PMT!

p.s. you are both incredibly calm... too calm.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) :) :)
at nomore and Brassica WOW! I'm so excited for you!!!!!!!!!!!!!! staple your cervixes shut immediately the both of you.
I'm feeling enthusuastic and positive all of a sudden

Heh, well now you're not allowed to prop up the bar, you've got stacks of time to read! (thank goodness I didn't name names earlier!)

Ohh Brassica a tentative well done!

I too took a pee on a stick today (10 dpo) and holy crap positive!!! Am being very low key about it though after the last 2 months. Rest assured I'll be doing another test tomorrow and then again on Sunday (I still have 2 in the cupboard), then down to the Dr on Monday to beg for help to make it stick.

BB huge hug and fingers (and everything else) crossed for you. Tentative congrats, but let us know when we can get the party started

Esk xx

glass for vino?! glass OF vino.

Ah Milano, that sucks! You get to start the weekend early with this giant (though sadly virtual) glass for vino.

Nickle, haven't looked at that youtube clip yet but shall def give it a look the next time youtube isn't being used for train watching (DS love them!)

Did anyone see Ugly Betty this week? I can just see viroids the world over trying to be sneaky buying feeding -their peesticks addiction--

Nothing to report here

Oh no Milano. fuckity fuck. And other such charming phrases. I like red fecker as a new name though.

Yeah for cycle buddies Takethat. I haven't worked out when I'm testing, cos I'm JSing, remember?? . But, if I WERE to test, prob not till the Monday or Tuesday. Last cycle was 25 days and the one before 28. So I want to wait until at least the Monday which would be 25. Thing is I normally get spotting for a good few days before, so I'll probably be heartbroken know anyway :(

Got my car back at last. Yeah! Oh and boss unexpectedly bought cakes. Plus I'm winning £112m on lotto tonight, so all is well :)

Hello cuckoo welcome!

ARGH! not only does the red fecker arrive, but she's early goddammit!

Welcome Cuckoo! Pull up a pew and have a biscuit!

Hey ladies and newbies, thanks for all the messages.

No bar-propping for me tonight :( Unless I can persuade DH to come out and get slaughtered with me. nervous we're cycle buddies - I'm 3DPO. I'm testing not this Sunday but next - how about you? Have to test then as am going shopping with four friends from school - 2 are preggo and due around Christmas. Need fortifications!

My eggs/ovaries are an open bar - take what you want ladies . Perhaps it's just that I'm in a bloody good mood having heard the new TT single. Another year of spending ridiculous amounts of money on tickets, wrecking my marriage by putting the album on endless repeat, and fantasising about Mark Owen in his pants (and out of them) begins ...

Did I really say chin up? Apparently I'm about 60 now. Gah.

Hello to our new newbies . Jump on in, we're all mad the water's fine

Miffles I'm in an 8pm class and there was no baby postures going on. I did have to resist the temptation to whisper Miffles are you here as the first class came out and mine went in. PMSL at you snorting though. I was to busy using the breathing to get through the waves of nausea to start anything like that.

Milano yep we're cycle buddies at the mo. Am due tomorrow and desperately want to POAS even though I know it's to early. I'm so confused by my body this month.

Chin up viroids. It's Friday and I assume a lot of you will be proping up a bar somewhere this evening in true JSing style (not naming names of course..).

Hey,

Just joined Mumsnet today - scary!! Loved the sound of this thread and have been pissing myself reading it... brilliant job girls! Loving the relaxed vibe.

Am a 27yr old English girl living in Shanghai, started TTC a month ago - period due yesterday and no sign, but DH away until tomorrow so going to wait until he's back. To scared to do it on my own....

Feeling very crampy and gross, and covered in spots so is probably just my first real period in 11 years (been on the pill since I was 16). Am total hypochondriac though spent waaaaaay too much time on all the websites reading waaaaaay much into the early signs (and of course I think I have all of them...)

None of my friends are even married yet let alone having kids (and my husband is 25, so he's no help!) so is nice to be able to talk about it with someone.

Good luck to you all