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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

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BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 15:27

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

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HarderToKidnap · 03/09/2010 18:12

I am not stopping drinking until I have a positive tesr...is that wrong?

What was wrong with the other four...well, I hate to say it but...some babies can be in advertisements for Huggies. And some wouldn't sell any nappies. IYSWIM.

Obviously ever single baby from the JS thread will be a nappy seller, of course.

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 03/09/2010 18:07

Ohhh I just popped the new threads Kipper cherry .

I need a drink to sober up I think.

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 03/09/2010 18:06

I thought that looked very wrong. Stork, HarderToKidnap is a Stork (Kipper here please!)

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BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 18:05

pmsl@nomore stalk or stork?

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BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 18:04

Hopefully wine A-N-D shagging is on the menu for me today!!! Who-hooo bring on the weekend!

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NoMoreChocBiscuits · 03/09/2010 18:02

at you Harder, for your whole post pretty much. Gosh it must be hard delievering babies when you want one of your own so much (NMCB thinks HTK must be a stalk )

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BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 18:00

Oh dear, dear harder, I really feel your pain. But I'm shaking my head ruefully too Ha, I've been doing this lark for 7 months now. May you never reach this level of mentalness!

Can you not pinch sticks from work for a healthy POAS addiction?!

And, what was wrong with the 4 that you didn't want to put in your handbag?

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NoMoreChocBiscuits · 03/09/2010 17:57

Anyone coming in here and reading the first few posts will get the pee, Jizz, Wine message pretty darn quickly me thinks. Good work getting the new thread going Brassica

TakeThat I'm doing okay. The first week post emc was hard, but now I'm just excited to get on with this month. I was so sick last month that I was surprised that anything took to be honest. And I would have been more upset to have not lost it only to go on and have a baby with problems, because I would have always been thinking was it the virus that did it?'

Now is it me or is it actually Friday night? Again. Obviously no wine for me (it's okay though, that illicet POAS was a good substitute), so I expect you to all have an extra one so I can live vicariously

Go forth and have lots of wine JSing fun viriods

kat2504 · 03/09/2010 17:55

HTK love the word pokidge! I am also suffering pokidge.

I have the wine in my hand, but my toothbrush holder is nice and clean. Mainly cos I succumbed to a poas earlier on. oops. bfn of course.

HarderToKidnap · 03/09/2010 17:48

The 2WW is HIDEOUS, isn't it? And this is only my first month of trying! Honestly I will be actual bonkers if this is still going on this time next year. Plus my boobs will have craters in them from the pokidge.
Planning now to test on CD 28 even though that will not quite be two weeks from my positive Twix test because if I have to wait any longer to test I will probably have a stroke or something.

I have delivered SIX babies in the last 72 hours and at least two of them almost came home with me in my handbag.

milanomum · 03/09/2010 17:22

Hurrah! the 'pee, Jizz, wine' is just as good as a sub-title though!

JosieSmith1 · 03/09/2010 16:32

Ha ha that thread title may not have been looked on kindly!

SleepyCaz · 03/09/2010 15:53

Love the new thread. Love the foregone title even more, hehehehe!

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BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 15:33

I wasn't brave enough to go with "We have pee in our toothbrush holders, jizz in our pants, and a glass of wine in our hands at all times" as a new thread title!

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