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We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

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BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 15:27

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

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NoMoreChocBiscuits · 05/09/2010 10:14

Grin at NervousNelly having a Bridget Jones type episode trying to buy a pee stick.
I know how you feel about family being over seas Nelly. My whole family lives in other countries. My parents a visiting in just over a week and haven't seen DS in 19 months. I can't wait to see the look on their faces!

NervousNelly · 04/09/2010 22:09

Evening viriods....

I'm feeling overly emotional too, but it's definitely not a PG symptom. My sister left earlier - she lives abroad, which means I only get to see her rarely (18 months since last time). This time she had her much awaited son with her; after years of trying and 2 IVF attempts. He's my first Nephew; and is just so cute it's unreal. I love him already Grin. But now I miss him, and her.

Catching up with them briefly tomorrow, but then who knows when I'll see them next :(

In other news, ERTD has finally buggered off completely, so JS can resume. And one week till we go on hols - the timing is perfect, due to OV next Sunday, and we arrive in our lovely sunny destination early Saturday afternoon. Holiday baby, anyone :)

(At least there will be no early POAS, given I don't speak the language. That could add a certain frisson to the whole testing Confused)

milanomum · 04/09/2010 20:14

welcome crochet!
harder sore boob situation sounds promising!Mine are killing me, but they always do so that's no use.
nomorechoc I have been welling up at anything too - news about tragedies, small girl going to school with cute little rucksack, romantic-ish song on my ipod this morning, small puppy with pink lead etc etc. Thank god for large sunglasses.

(goes off in search of more beer)

cowboylover · 04/09/2010 20:04

Woo hoo! Sounds fun, I am shattered but I think I may have to pounce on DH later!

Kipper maybe required as for the last few cycles I have not drank AT ALL in the 2ww but last night I went out and got hammered! Drinking Tequilas til 5 am and AF due on Monday so maybe that has improved my chances on previous thread form,

Its going to be my new technique as I have not done any boob pokeing of orifice feeling of any kind whilst trying to protect my score head and nearly forgot all about it Smile

takingtheplunge · 04/09/2010 19:54

ladies, finally managed first shag since Sunday! Hooray! DH off work tomorrow so hopefully get some more action! probably too late for OV but at least I've finally had some bedroom action!!! Grin

CrochetGirl · 04/09/2010 19:15

Thanks Brassica! I'm 27, we've already got one boy who'll be two in October. We've just decided to go for it with the second, and I got in such a state the first time round that I've not to spend over £60 on pregnancy tests this time, nor spend all my free time weeing on ov sticks. Probably.... I do like a good wine, without my medium sweet I would probably already be POAS and I haven't even ovulated yet. Month one, day 12 of a very long feeling cycle. Pass the bottle....

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 04/09/2010 18:19

Hurrah for a place to come and have a good boob poke, pint of wine, meltdown, chuckle.

Apparently today the overly emotionals hit. I've nearly cried at halfd a dozen things today, which isn't helped by my new obsession of following the damage done by the NZ earthquake (having lived in Chch on and off since my mid teens I have more than a passing interest).

Thinking pant snotty thoughts in your direction TTL

Oh just looked out the window in time to see a couple of wood pigeons JSing on top of a street lamp. Now it looks like they're cuddling. Ohhh

takethatlady · 04/09/2010 16:31

PMSL at harder! It's because somebody, a while ago, tried to type in 'hello girlies' into their phone and the predictive text changed it to 'viroids'. Somewhere along the way it has become corrupted into 'viriods'!

Ooh have a lovely 'holibob' vallinna Grin, especially now you're tanned and hairless! We just went to a National Trust property. That's about as exotic as it's going to get for us this year I think. There wasn't even a suitable spot for a bit of secret JSing!

Loving the new thread. I SO would have gone for the pee/jiz/wine title though Grin.

Still no pant snot, despite happy pant snot thoughts ...

vallinnapod · 04/09/2010 15:34

Afternoon,

Who'd have thunk it but this morning's Brazilian was the least intrusive waist-down-clothes-removal-with-an-almost-stranger in a while Wink

So am hair free from the neck down, fake tanned but marginally more soft around the edges than I had hoped for! Holibobs where I come.

Am taking the laptop to stay in touch with DH so will lurk with intent Grin

HarderToKidnap · 04/09/2010 11:04

AHA! Viriods refers to people who post on this thread! I kept looking for a poster called viriod and just assumed my inability to find one was because I wasn't looking properly!

What does viriods stand for?

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 04/09/2010 10:55

Morning viriods. How are the hang overs? Grin

Who was asking after the JS thread originator? I was just having a nosey over on the pregnancy threads (just lurking for now, until the BFP confirms things) and found her on the April 2011 thread and it appears all is fine GrinGrin. A couple of our other graduate viriods are there too.

No I haven't before you ask. Going to wait a few days. Am I really the only one doing it without being stupidly early this week?

BrassicaBabe · 04/09/2010 09:18

funny link snowpea there are some odd folks out there Smile

Sorry you are back to CD1 kat.

Ooooh harder sounds promising. How much have you been poking though?! Grin

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HarderToKidnap · 04/09/2010 08:31

It's a bit kinder to your body to wait for AF after a mc, kat, so you have done the best thing really. Now your body has been reset and is ready to go!

I have sore boobs. On CD22. There, I've said it. I don't know what it means, and I'm sure it doesn't mean anything. Sore boobs is not an AF sign for me - heavy boobs yes, but not sore like this. Just putting it out there.

kat2504 · 04/09/2010 08:07

Well The RTD has arrived at last! No more poas for me so Asda will be making a few quid less than usual. Was ridiculously silly to hope to conceive again before getting a period after m/c. But at least I have a starting point now. And a crampy tummy. No JS for me this weekend, which is a nuisance as it has been a little while...

SnowpeaWithEnthusiasm · 03/09/2010 23:50

I suggest we add "no naked moonlight bathing" to the list of things JSers don't do.

See this article:
www.essentialbaby.com.au/forums/index.php?showtopic=824220

NervousNelly · 03/09/2010 22:06

Hi! Loving the new thread, just popping in to join. Have my sister visiting with my 4 month old nephew, so not on here much. But I am getting a chance to learn whether I really want a baby :). Luckily he is super-cute Grin

kat2504 · 03/09/2010 21:59

HTK I am also not giving up the tipples until I test positive. I'm not quite a total alchie so it can't do that much harm surely?

baby2b · 03/09/2010 21:53

Lovely new thread Brassica :) Back at work so won't be posting as often, but will try and keep an eye on how everyone is doing. 2ww madness hasn't set in yet...but it is def in the post.

Hope everyone has a good weekend with busy shag capes (and a few pairs of porn porn shoes on the go to!) Grin

BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 21:49

Posting from phone as too lazy to find laptop. What time is it anyway? DH still working, I've had about a bottle of wine and will probably be asleep in the chair before long!

Welcome crochet Spill a few details if you fancy... age, how long ttc, tipple of choice etc Smile

crap all on telly, I'll be wishing for celeb masterchef repeats at this rate!!

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takingtheplunge · 03/09/2010 21:28

Not really kat he leaves for work at 6am and gets back around 9pm and spends the entire day hulking furniture around in 35 degree heat (we live abroad) he's literally dead on his feet by the time he gets in and I'm not shagging at 6am and then looking after DS all day. I also myself have huge amounts of work this weekend. (I'm self employed and work from home).

Might get a look in tomorrow but prob too late by then in terms of up duffness. Agh, quite apart from ttc I'm actually really quite sexually frustrated! Need a shag.

CrochetGirl · 03/09/2010 21:16

I love this thread! I'm pretty new here and more of a lurker than a poster, but just wanted to say how wonderful the term 'pant snot' is. Every time I examine my pants and my DH asks me what I'm doing, I will just utter those two words. Fab!

kat2504 · 03/09/2010 20:50

taking the plunge cant you tempt the DH into a late nite quick one? Or a few pleasant moments before going to work? pUt the cape on! Don't mention the snot, pretend you just can't help yourself...

takingtheplunge · 03/09/2010 20:32

Loooove the subtitle to the new thread.

Reckon (based on large amounts of pant snot) that I ovulated today or am about to and DH is fucking well working again tomorrow. So no sex. AGAIN. So, that's pretty much this month down the tubes. Grrrrr. Have humungous amounts of work this weekend (work from home) so going to be a thoroughly tiring and sex free shitty weekend.
Double grrr.

BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 18:27

I'm with you on the alcohol front harder. Though I try to cut down in the 2ww. Prior to the 2ww I'm just a lush! Grin

I'm sure you'll pour more than the risotto needs nomore Wink

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NoMoreChocBiscuits · 03/09/2010 18:19

If it were up to me I'd be having a drink right now. But DH is adamant I'm not to drink until I'm not pg, be it tomorrow or in 9 months. Felt right dodgey buying the little bottles of wine today, but I need wine for risotto.

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