We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

POSTEDTHIS BACK IN JULY!!!!!!!!

can i join please?
quick background..........
Am 31, have 2 children already aged 10 and 4. not used contraception for 3 years but a year ago i had a scan which showed i was not ovulating so basically i was offered clomid if Dh had a sperm test but we have spent the last year deciding what to do. Had basically thrown myself into my job and started studying for a degree. 3 months ago dh said he actually does want another baby (dd is starting school in sept!) so i started tracking my peiods etc on my iphone lol
periods are very regular, every 28 days for 4 days. all symptoms match with ovulating on day 14 and have been doing the deed in accordance! LOL
am currently 2 days late, had sore boobs 3 days ago and have nausea this morning BUT have a mate visiting this weekend for a planned and much needed weekend of induglence and inevitably alcohol! DILEMMA......do i test today (3 days late) or wait till monday and have a good weekend???????

well i didnt test and came on 5 days later. Still been tracking and trying since this but am rubbish at posting especially because summer holidays and 2 kids and work all took over.
anyway! the reason im posting now is....... im due to start my period tomorrow after a very active fertile period this month ;) anyway i went out last weekend and this weekend and this morning i got up feeling worse for wear and really tired and just decided to do a test.......i have a strong control line and a weaker positive line! i keep looking and its definately a line, im scared lol im posting really because i may need some support to not test again for a few days, well atleast until thursday which would make me 3 days OD.

I think I have PMT. Either that or I'm in a foul bloody mood for not particularly good reason.

BUt I'm not going to test this month, or no-sir-ee.

I'm going to stay here and sulk with you lovelies instead.

Good point nomorechoc. Speedos are also shag-repulsers, I heard. I should have thought it through :)

Aren't tight pants supposed to be bad for sperm production. So would that make speedos bad for sperm to wear too? TakeThat maybe your DH should only have them don googles (hehe and Superman style shag capes).

Hello ComeTalk and welcome to the mad house

sorry cowboy / takethat- that's what i get for going off to answer the phone while writing a message! Take that is very much the expert

LOL at the sperm-sized speedoes!

Oooo - positive pant snot result takethat! Don that shag cape!

nomorechoc it was just luck...that or the homeopathy treatment i'd started about a week before for quick labour!
I am also huge - but that's just down to doing sweet f.a. all summer :( - that said, i have been really bloated since ovulation (or it's just porkiness) and my boobs are massive - definitely bigger than usual as bursting out of bra. your 'symptoms' definitely sound promising!

cometalktome i'm no expert, but i think it's a herby-type-thing to help regulate periods or ovulation or something...

Thanks nomore! I'll do my best to become shaggedoutlady by Friday! Before that I guess I'll have to become takethatDH(in a battery and assault kind of a way ).

Thanks for the welcomes and reassurance!
Good luck takethatlady although I'm interested to know what agnus castus is?
I love the terminology on here - pant snot! lol!

for you and your pant snot TTL We'll see you again at the end of the week as ShaggedOutLady

nomorechoc this is exciting! Got all my fingers and toes crossed for you.

milano you're a day behind me :) I don't worry about thin lining, I worry about old lining I haven't ovulated before day 33 since I came off the pill I don't think (don't know if I ovulated at all the first month).

But today ......... it may just be jiz in my pants, but I'm pretty confident I have a little pant snottery growing up down there. If last month's anything to go by I'll have four days of increasing amounts of it and then my temps will go up. That will mean OV on day 23. Yip yip for the agnus castus if that's true! Just gotta get home and bonk my still penitent DH into the ground!

Scowls at Milano 7 hours(ish) active labour with gas and air. Okay better than some but nothing compared to you.
Good luck on the feeling ill front.

Apparently over night my stomach is already getting HUGE! and it's not just all the biscuits and cake I've eaten in the last few days. Boobs are getting in on the act too. This not testing lark is highly annoying.

How is everyone else this windy Monday monring?

hello everyone - hope you all had a weekend filled with treats, and not just of the chocolate kind!
cowboylover those purple pants sound like they'll do the trick :)

I'm on cd19 but not feeling at all, well, ANYTHING! I suppose it's still very early yet thought. I know we are in with a good chance this month cos we got the shagging done the 3 days before i ovulated (do i get a Brownie badge for that)... who knows??!! I've been going a little mental on google and am all in a tizz about making sure there's enough lining in there - i have always had relatively light peroiods which only last 3 days or so, and this is my new obsession now. WAHHHHHHHH!

(breathes into a brown bag)

P.s. i LOVE birth shows but remember they always choose the most dramamtic ones - if you want a story about easy birth just ask me! All over in 3 hours 40 minutes [smug face] and zero pain relief!

Hello lovely Viroidians, hope you've all enjoyed your weekends and a big welcome to our newbs. My weekend has been spent mostly drinking, eating, spending quality time with good friends and of course SWIing (albeit in a drunken way!) good times, although I'm flaming knackered.

My 2-day hangover today has been nicely fed with a fry up this morning and roast beef dinner this evening. I'm planning to get my ultimate big brother fix before an early night (and maybe one last weekend treat for DH, all in the name of TTC of course

Sorry for short post, am just popping in on my phone for a quick catch up and will spend more time here tomorrow!

Haha nmcb yes I can see the Bridget Jones similarities. Except for the size of my pants

Hello and welcome cometalktome, sounds like you are in the right place! I came off the pill about a year ago now. Mine weren't too erratic TBH, but a bit unpredictable originally - now a totally average 28 day cycle, so I'm sure it will settle down very soon.

Brassica I keep forgetting you and I are on the same day. We managed some Sunday morning action though . Bit early for any chance of a BFP, but JS is never wasted, I always think . But eeek to the Birth programmes, I tried a couple of episodes of OBEM but it scared me and am now avoiding such "education". Ignorance is bliss.

cowboylover - purple crotchless panties. And you expect him to wait 12 more days

Its super busy!

I went to a Motercare world yesterday with my preggie friend and came back holding a catalogue and pregnancy and birth magazine which I had to tell DH they where giving out free but I dont think he believed me.

May have actually been testing me the other day when he asked me had I thought of what I would like the nursery to look like and I came back with some options for boys and girls in a cuttings book

Deal brassica!

Ooh cowboy I am loving your style. I haven't had any sexy new crotchless stuff for ages

Birth shows all over the shop on Sky. I can only watch them when DH is out. It's the same with the catalogues I've got from Mamas and Papas and Mothercare. He gets a sort of face when he sees me with them, so they've been added to the ttl list of guilty pleasures: drunkenness, cake, al fresco shagging , baby catalogues, birth shows, MN ...

Mmmmm chocolate torte. Can't you use it for foreplay brassica, and kill two birds with one chocolate-covered treat? Wish I had one. All I've got is an apricot yoghurt and a strawberry beer in the fridge . Sometimes I think I'm better cut out to be a bachelor than a mum!

Hey cometalktome! I am just over five months off the pill too. So far my cycles have been 32, 47, and 51 days long, though 51 involved a chemical pregnancy/early miscarriage and I expected AF on CD49. So counting out the mc it was 32, 47, 49.

CD19 here today and no sign of ovulation. Creamy CM though so I'm in the pre-pre-Ov phase I reckon. Doh. Thanks for the happy snot thoughts though nervous!

I'm off for that strawberry beer...

Oh god birth shows? What channel on sky?
I think seeing an actual birth might slow down my current obsession!

I bought some new gorgeous purple shagging pants [crotchless of course] and gave them wrapped up to my DH with a note not to used til the 17th so I agree a light hint always works the best!

Hi ladies, hoping I can join you! I came off my pill about five months ago and so far no joy, although people I work with seem to becoming pregnant with alarming frequency! I don't want to become obsessive about this as I still want to enjoy the odd glass of vino!But it can be hard sometimes!

I've just started my second period since coming off the pill, I've been told they should hopefully become more regular as they're often all over the place when you come off the pill after a long time of taking it - if anyone can provide reassurance on this that would be fab!

I'm looking forward to a month of JS and so is my hubby! x