We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

Oooo Brassica work that shag cape!

I might indulge myself tonight as I'm cooking for us both, and though I don't cook often, when I do it's usually good! Though DH might argue that my baking is better. I so wish I could be yummy mummy in Kath Kidson flowery apron, cooking and baking and looking after little 'uns all day.....

Oh, by the way, we picked up that baby stuff from SiL last sat, it made me quite sad when I put the bouncer together with all the little toy bits. I avoided the cot though luckily there was no mattress or bedding as that might have been too much! It's all in the loft now so I can't touch it

Ha ha. I thought Mark Owen was coy (hence my name) but as it turns out, not so much!

Fecking internet losing my post. Grrrr

Something about hopeful onset of babymush brain to explain terrible spelling of late and needing a Kipper.

And hoping TakeThat's 'boys' aren't to coy

Cross-posted josie. Sounds like you might have snuck some sperm in there just in time.

Loving the coyboy typo by the way! Coy boys are exactly my type

Goodness people were harsh on that thread! I'm retreating for cover back over here.

More pant snot today, woohoo! And shagged like a good'un last night, despite having earlier got unreasonably stressed about my windscreen wiper breaking

Loving the radioactive, porn star, app-ed up fanjos. Mine is boringly bling-less. Just a plain old pretty snotty fanjo . Good luck today brassica - let us know how it goes.

Hope the ramekin-juice brewing went well nomore Can you get a kit for that?

Morning everyone, sorry I can?t mention everyone as there?s been so much going on since I was last here on Friday!

Welcome to all the newbies!

Brassica that text sounds like just the thing I need to send my DH when the time comes again, he complains it?s no fun when it?s planned but I proved him wrong last time, that sort of text might just get him in the mood

Anyway, has been a weird weekend here ? had slight ov pains on day 14ish in left side, but then on day 16 they were really really bad and I could hardly walk! After ?lazing about on the settee?resting it was better so we JSed just in case. Haven?t had any pant snot so not sure what?s going on. Have been off pill three months and been regular as clockwork so far. Just have to wait and see what happens on 17th, which is when ERTD is due.

Hope everyone is doing ok

Thanks Coyboy. I know what it's like to go looking for help when in an irrational state of mind and just ending up burnt. Good on you for admitting to past problems. It's easy to think you're the only one going through something like that, when in fact you're not.

In other news my POAS gave the expected BFN. So now waiting until Saturday which will take me to 17DPO, the DPO I finally got my BFP last month. Am feeling positive about this one (haha, sorry that wasn't on purpose much).

I am glad you where nice NoMore as I always feel bad when peps just pitched in!

Ahhh so BD means Baby Dance. My brain always read that as Bonk D (down? I never got that far). Think I stick to JS. Mind you I used to think AF stood for something like Aweful Flow (actually my brain would read Autumn Flow, one of my fav albums), but felt that was surely wrong.

Off to bed with a Black Books and DH to brew me a good batch of ramekin juice

Bonkers - congrats, hope all stays well. Sorry to keep asking for explanations but what is DPO?

no way! That sounds like someone is taking the piss! That can't be true!

bonkers hello and congrats! hang on in there!

Good luck tomorrow brassica I'm sure they'll have seen it all before if you go there with a bit of...erm... extra fluid :)that's why you are there isn't it?! hope it all goes well for you.

nomorechoc LOL at the app-free fanjo!

Oh cross posted! I thought it was best you did it in the morning?

I am not good in the morning so could I collect a 'sample' and test it later when DH is home?

I like it; I must admit I have a reoccouring private calendar appointment in code on my outlook at work!

I am now on my usual AF and nothing yet besides huge hunger cravings so when do I test if nothing happens?

cant decide if i should show DH the test or not when he gets in! initially i thought no BUT im not a great liar and not good at hiding stuff from him!

Hmm how old school I feel, getting out the old pen and paper to figure out my dates! My fanjo is Iphone app free.

Harder I'll be testing at 13DPO tomorrow. Last month I didn't get a BFP until 17DPO. I lost it the next day though, so am taking it all with a cautious pinch of salt.

thanks guys, this will be my 5th pregnancy and i had 2 miscarriages before having my DD who is 4 (and started school today!) so i know only to well the dangers of premature testing! i have hidden the test and am hoping i can keep quiet about it to DH before testing again Thursday. By my calculations (thanks to iphone app) i am 14 days DPO exactly and my periods have been averaging 29 days apart from that one in July that was 5 days late!

Congrats bonkerz!!

How many days are you testing at, NoMore?

Congratulations bonkerz on your BFP! You can make it to Thurs and I would heartily recommend it - I over-tested last month when I got a faint BFP at 11 dpo (and about 8 more in the next 3 days) only to miscarry/have chemical pregnancy at 16DPO.

So rejoice in your positive line, keep it quiet in real life, have a (little) glass of wine just to keep the nerves down, and WAIT UNTIL THURSDAY!

Sounds like congratulations are in order Bonkerz! I'd offer to hold your hand in waiting until Thurs but (whispers) i'm testing tomorrow with a cheapie. if any sign of a BFP arrives i'll pull the Rolls Royce cbdigi out for the official test with DH, if not he doesn't need to know . but shh, cause some of the other viroids get a bit excited about anyone poas.

Does any of that make sense? it's hard to whisper type.

lol just went back and read your first 'RULE'...... well i have have 2 excessive nights out in the last 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!