We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

Howdy coyboys, viroids and re-sluts,

Congratulations bonkerz. That's gotta be the quickest entry/exit on this thread ever :)

PMSL at truffkin's drunken posting. Drunk posts always go down well with me! Going out for a few tonight myself, but I'll try to steer clear of MN when I get in. Have only drunk once since the mc which is most unlike me, so I'm guessing I'm going to get hammered

Also PMSL at snot-beckoning. I was just beckoning it in my mind this month. I should have tried the physical version!

Hi viroids and apologies for my drunken posting last night, I feel I may have provided a little TMI oops so moving on....

Milano since having my implanon ou I'm a bit of a sex pest so as we do practice plenty I should hope that we would catch OV even if it came earlier or later than I'm expecting. I don't temp or check CM and have not had properly regular cycles (until now hopefully!) so will not know for sure until next month when I'm due an ERTD appearance.

Many congratulations Bonk enjoy your new life on the May board and in the nicest possible way I'm glad you weren't here for long

Who's next? Not me! another 21 days to go....

I have drunk a few glasses of white! Made the mistake yesterday of also going out on a weeknight. knackered now!

bonkers many congratulations! so happy to hear good news of bfp on here. Hope everything goes well for you and you are managing alright with all the sicky tiredness.

Ahhhhhhh. Just wrote a long post and 'puter ate it. It was very funny, but you'll just have to take my word for it!

milano thanks - yes it's painful and so embarrasing . I hade the brainwave to take ibuprofen which really helped. Not sure I can put ice in my pants without OH wondering what on earth is going on! I wonder what freezing your fanjo (or the general area at least ) does to your fertility? Sperm has to be cold, right, so does filtering it through a frozen abyss help, or just mean I'll only get pregnant when summer thaws me out .

Loving all the new nicknames - CoyBoys and Re-sluts. Ha ha!!

Congrats (and a farwell of sorts I suppose!) to bonkers. Lets hope someone else joins you soon, though I've a long way to go before I can even think of PIAR or anything else equally forbidden. Who's next? I've lost track

In true JS spirit I'm drinking a very nice glass of red just now, so sorry for any typos! Another 12 hour day does not a clever Nelly make; especially when it feels like a cheese wire has made it's way in to your pants. Ah the joys of being a laaayyydeeee.

Oh Nelly ouch! erm... were you looking for advice on what to 'do' with the thing? I'd go for lots of really cold water - supposed to help. And watch what you eat - lots of slippery-inducing veggies and cut back on carbs, carrots, rice etc.

Does 'furkling' really exist??!! I've never tried much beckoning in my flange tbh. Never know what might come out!

mmmmmmm at the red wine+food combo cowboy

Ohh I read that to, im sure there where feet on toilets and beconing motions with fingers in there somewhere!

I am sticking with the JS rules and experimenting with my slow cooker by making beef in red wine with a pint of wine in it! Cant wait to try that tomorrow

Pmsl at furkling, I read something on another thread that made me think it was all more complicated than that. When people talked about it on this one I thought I should finally own up! Must not have a nose on these pro-active shaggers threads in future!

Ooooh Josie we are cycle buddies. I'm going to -try- definately wait until the 17th to test.

I have a question that has prob been asked a thousand times on here. I have to admit that I really don't get what ewcm and pant snot is? Is it what woman get from 'seeing' what is at their cervix or is it just discharge? Is there a how to anywhere? Does discharge have anything to do with ttc? Ok, I have admitted my ignorance to my own body...the shame! :)

of vallinna and her sun-lounger

Congratulations Bonkerz!!

Theres so much going on I cant keep up!

My new tattoo will be a biggie; full back fairy wings! DH wont be able to miss it

Congrats Bonkerz, hope all goes well and you don't end up back here (PS save me a space on the Due in May bus ), other than to catch us up on the gossip.

Haven't actually read all the way to the bottom yet as you lot have been busy here today, but Harder pee your little heart out this week. It gives the other (yes Brassica I'm looking at you) viroids something to talk about.

ok looks like i am moving on from this thread after my short visit. Didnt last till Thursday for testing. After feeling really sick all morning (and hiding the fact cos i was at work) and then having really painful bobs when in car (damn seatbelt) i went to town and bought some cheap tests. have now done 2 more and definately positive and darker than the first one i did for sure.....time to admit this is really happening. am officially a day late anyway so reckon i need to move to the due in may thread! bye guys and i wish you all luck and babydust!

Ok TMI alert. I have a very very painful external haemorrhoid which appeared on Saturday. Started to go away but today feels like someone is sawing me in half up the ways. It's fucking sore :( I have just applied boots haemorrhoid relief cream, which has lidocaine. Seen as it's often a pregnancy issue, any advice from the mums? Bearing in mind I'm at work wearing too tight troos and sitting on my arse all day. Also tomorrow I am due to get my pre holiday waxing. The thing isn't huge but I won't be able to apply cream to my nether regions tomorrow morning. Aaaaahhhhhhh. Now all I need is for the cream to give me thrush, and any hope of ideally-timed holiday snagging will be up the swany. Or not.

at the clones! I might even settle for a CP30 (sorry, just seen Starwars again recently)...

snowpea that sounds exactly what I get at ov - waaayyy to much info but it was really sore js-ing for me! The things we suffer, eh?

nomore you sound very 'zen-like' and not at all crazed yet. good luck! If i have to count 14 days after ov then AF is due this weekend...gulp! i don't have any symptoms, that said though, i didn't have any with my dd either

Word of warning truffkin i have a fairly regular cycle but i definitely ov'd on day 10/11 this month so don't wait till day 14!

hardertokidnap how exciting!

Re-sluts, coyboys and viriods. We sound like the characters in a futuristic science fiction movie. Especially as we're in the business of producing clones...

harder that sounds exciting! Yay for living vicariously. I'm on a 2ww and I don't even know if it is a 2ww. All I've got is other people's potential BFPs to keep me going!

I'm still just on CD 6 so ages to go before even OV but it's nice to see other people with the same obsessive proactive attitude!

Nomore I have my fingers crossed for you!

Harder my imagination is a bit like that too!

OK, PIMTH (Peed In My Toothbrush Holder). BFN. But...there was something....almost like I could see where the pregnancy line should be? Like a little something?

So my fervent imagination has gone into absolute Overdrive and my current plan of action is to test every day with a FR until I either get a BFP or a period. I know this is madness and also a bit weird but I am off work this week so haven't even got that to sustain me and pass the time! I've promised myself that I will only indulge the craziness this month because it is my first month of TTC and every other month I will be sensible.

This is totally off-topic but does anybody on here know how to use Endnote? I'm going to shoot myself if it cocks up my bibliography one more time. AAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH!

Ha ha ha just cross-posted with no more. I take back my awe at her self-restraint!

of vallinna and her sun-lounger. All I've got is a dodgy windscreen wiper and a big fat cloud overhead here at work. of nomore too - not only for what seems to be a lovely looming BFP but for her amazing patience at not testing! She is a credit to us all!

vallinna I hope your holibobs aren't ruined by your sore holiboobs, and that you get AF by the weekend!

Liking the DVD idea brassica

snowpea I'd test two weeks from the pant snot incident, so Sunday 19th September?

I'm a bit . Last cycle my temps were consistent and jumped up after four days of increasingly copious vag-sneezing. This month on the ag-cast they were very very low. Then I forgot to do them for a while (whoops!). Now I've had the pant snot (but not loads and loads) and though the temps seem to have risen they've only gone up to what they were last cycle before ovulation . Plus I'm still getting pant snot at the same time, which is all wrong, I tell you! All wrong!

Oh well, better keep shagging just in case . I'll prob count the 2ww from today.

results, not resluts. That sounds like viroids being a bit way ward!