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Conception

When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

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BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 15:27

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

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baby2b · 09/09/2010 21:30

Cowboy The tests are normally less accurate if you keep them for longer than 10 mins (or something like that) as positive lines can appear/ disappear. Hope that makes sense. if the line appeared in the time mentioned in the instructions then I think congratulations are in order!

crowette · 09/09/2010 21:13

hallo ladies ... not been able to get on here with my pc, but can with DP's.

Anyhoo ... am at 12dpo, did a test last night cos I've been so very tired and feeling bloated - BFN as I thought so, was quite gutted :(

Still got mild cramps, was very tired again today - had an afternoon nap that lasted 3 hours.

Will wait til Sunday to test again if AF has not reared her ugly head!!

cowboylover · 09/09/2010 21:04

Yeh it is one hell of a big piece for a DH that doesnt like tattoos!

Well news from me is POAS this morning (esp 4 days late but not 100%sure) and got a very faint line. I am worried its a evap line and been googling maddly and its not a silvery line as mentioned but a very pale pink line that DH can see as well. Still there 12 hours later if that means anything?

I dont want to get to excited and over the top I just want to go with it and see what happens. DH said he will treat me to a Clear blue digi on the weekend if I promice to wait to do it again!

baby2b · 09/09/2010 20:59

I won't do it today, but dh doesn't want to test on sunday either...wants us to wait a few days after af is due!

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BrassicaBabe · 09/09/2010 20:36

And we hate the gap between pg tests and opks So if Sunday is 6 days early today is bonkers 9 days early! Would peeing on another opk help the addiction?

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baby2b · 09/09/2010 20:25

Brassica AF is due on the 17th, so sunday is six days early...ridiculous to be even thinking about it....but I am! I hate this gap between opks and pg tests!

30andMerkin · 09/09/2010 18:49

Thanks ladies, am feeling very poorly designed right about now.

Fortunately it means I was feeling murderous because of PMT after all, and not that my husband has actually turned into a cretin after 10 years!

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BrassicaBabe · 09/09/2010 18:21

Well done nomore for stepping away from the FR, but maternity wear?

Crap 30. Sorry for bitch AF. I was proper fucked off last month. I understand your pain and pissed-off-ness! I second the get pissed wine suggestion.

When you are due b2b?

Nelly, my cycle buddy! I don't get much in the way of pant snot. A bit yesterday, today just watery. on an OPK at 11am this morning and then by 2pm! I wonder if such a short LH surge is part of my problem. So I guess that means I ov today/tomorrow. We'll be SWI today and tomorrow. Day after too if I can work my magic

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baby2b · 09/09/2010 18:05

30andMerkin I don't really do hugs, so will just suggest you get on the wine instead! :)

baby2b · 09/09/2010 18:02

I must not use the first response (which is in my cupboard) on Sunday!

Got a real urge to poas...eeeekkkkkk

Hope everyone else is good today and being better jsers than me?

p.s. pmsl at vd's

30andMerkin · 09/09/2010 17:19

AF. This is RUBBISH!

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 09/09/2010 17:15

NervousNelly · 09/09/2010 17:06

Update! I have pant snot

Now just need to persuade OH that a bit of school-night action is just what we need to get us in the holiday mood!

does pant snot appear pre-ov? I presume so as no one sided pains yet, which I'm expecting on Sunday.

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 09/09/2010 16:54

Have survived trip to super drug with out buying a first response (can't justify the cost), but didn't make it through Debenhams sale with out buying a lovely maternity top (opps!). Shall just have to clear blue on Sat (jiggles about in impatience).

Have you already ov'd this month Josie? Could this pain be implantation pains? (wicked ), or could your body just be playing tricks on you and you're having an unscheduled ov? Maybe you ought to jump your DH tonight, just encase

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BrassicaBabe · 09/09/2010 15:20

Ha! Harder I don't fancy your chances. Me thinks you are mental good and proper now. Although I admire your disillusionment resolve to relax next month. Sorry for the BFN though.

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JosieSmith1 · 09/09/2010 15:10

Good afternoon viroids!

Gosh it?s been so busy today I haven?t been on all day!

Congrats Bonkerz!

PMSL at furkling Brassica!

Baby2b I?m with you on waiting until 17th, although I?m actually due ERTD that day so I might just wait until 18th looks around to see if I?ve actually fooled --anyone?

Cowboy I can see where that tattoo might take a bit of persuasion! Mine would only be small black symbols so really he won?t notice them once he gets used to them.

Loving the technical terms on here: flange, fanjo, furkling etc

I have some strange, but only slight stabbing pains in left ovary again but only once or twice today, plus some --discharge?pant snot, but not that kind, and it?s the wrong time for it anyway so a bit as to what?s going on in my bod this month!

HarderToKidnap · 09/09/2010 14:50

Tested this morning, BFN. I have a new mantra, it goes "Zen. Que sera sera, I will test on Sunday". Which will be CD 30 and two weeks after my positive OPK.

I have a whole new approach lined up for next month. NO OPKs, just sexshooal healing every two days and no stressing. I think it was knowing when I ovulated (and so being able to count DPO) then has been driving me mental

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BrassicaBabe · 09/09/2010 13:30

Working from home today so I've stuck today's MN Recipe of the Week (right had side of this page) into the slow cooker. At lest that's dinner sorted.

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BrassicaBabe · 09/09/2010 12:00

I lie all the time about ttc nomore I hate the idea of people knowing we're ttc. But it would be nice to share the stresses sometimes. It's the fact that they expect it which does my head in.

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NoMoreChocBiscuits · 09/09/2010 11:56

I'm trying to be drunk in spirit (as opposed to on spirits), but it's hard at this time of day.

Nothing to report, not even a silly spelling mistake. Just REALLY REALLY want to break thread protocol and run off to boots for a FR pee stick. Stupid 33p pee stick STILL showing nothing!

Did tell a complete lie to a friend this morning that I was still working on bringing DH around to the idea of another baby though.

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BrassicaBabe · 09/09/2010 11:08

pmsl good and proper @ "all of our posts being drunken".

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ComeTalkToMe · 09/09/2010 11:08

pmsl at 'furkling' conversation!

Bonkerz - Congratulations!

Brassica - hope the DVD goes down well!

I've got a bit of a boozy weekend planned and hubby is away on a stag weekend so good job I've still got a while before I'll be checking for pant snot!

milanomum · 09/09/2010 10:39

Well done brassica 10 points for enthusiasm and creativity

Congrats to bonkers!

Truffkin at 'sex pest' - you should be in with a good chance then! i was a S.P. but pre-toddler, when sleep and sex were things I took for granted!

P.S.
I thought all our posts were drunken posts...

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BrassicaBabe · 09/09/2010 09:48

I meant BFN of course. Doh

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BrassicaBabe · 09/09/2010 09:44

Morning viroids!

CD 12 for me today. Shag-cape is nicely aired and ready for action.

The sex-dvd arrived yesterday, so I might employ that too as part of my shag-tastic arsenal! It's a busy week at work for DH and a 3 day shag-athon wouldn't normally be the order of the day. So I'm having to think "outside of the box"!!

If we have a BFP this month, then next month could be akward as we've got an exchange student staying with us over "The Window"!

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