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We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

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BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 15:27

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

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baby2b · 13/09/2010 16:28

Sorry nomore :( How is a short luteal phase dealt with?

BrassicaBabe · 13/09/2010 16:10

Sad fuckity, fuck, fucks nomore Sad Sorry lovely

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takethatlady · 13/09/2010 16:08

Oh God nomore - you're right, get down to the doctors. They'll definitely be able to sort you out. Really sorry this is happening to you. Hope your DH is on hand to pamper you and, even if he can't make you feel better, make sure you don't end up feeling worse. Good luck with the docs.

JosieSmith1 · 13/09/2010 16:00

So sorry NoMore SadSad I don't think there's anything else I can say but sending you huge hugs and a mug of hot choccy

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 13/09/2010 15:58

SadSadSad and a bit Angry too. Am now on CD1. Yes another chemical pregnancy for me. And thanks to the power of google I'm pretty damn sure it's down to my short luteal phase. So off to the Doc for me.

For fuck sacks(sp?) I was only feeling morning sick this morning!!!

BrassicaBabe · 13/09/2010 14:57

vallinna you are the queen of dildocams!

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vallinnapod · 13/09/2010 14:52

NMCB let's hope it's missing for positive reasons Smile

Takethat very much enjoyed the performance of half of your band (Rob and Gazza!) at the w/e!

Josie - that ramekin sound right up my....errr....lav?!

Brassica I continue to rattle away! Am now on Metformin 3 times a day (and will be 'forever' as this is a PCOS med, although once I am done repopulating the planet I will go back on the pill and can it I think, it's not like I have any PCOS symptoms!). I am now on my first day of Letrozole which I will take 2 tablets for 5 days (different drug but exactly the same taking as Clomid - although hopefully it will do something for me!) more dildocams to come Grin

My silly cycle has rather tricked my poor iPhone app, it is predicting my next period as 25th Fab 2011!!! Better not be! I either 'want one' next month or in July 2011!

JosieSmith1 · 13/09/2010 14:48

I must stop subconsciously squeezing my boobs at work Shock

I just caught myself doing it whilst having a conversation with someone! Shock

BrassicaBabe · 13/09/2010 14:27

Lurk away nomore. Hope you are doing ok.

Glad your work was only MIA rather than FUBARed taketaht

So AF has arrived, what next vallinna? What are the latest tablets for? Hope you're feeling like things are at least moving forwards.

Tentative congrats crow

(Anyone know what TWP means? I've seen it used elsewhere and can't figure it out)

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NoMoreChocBiscuits · 13/09/2010 13:51

Milano, NMCB is keeping mildly sane. Am lurking today as am sick of hearing about my stupidly missing AF/BFP.

takethatlady · 13/09/2010 13:47

Grin at the super-duper ramekin josie.

I was being an idiot and had accidentally copied and pasted one of my chapters in twice into a mammoth document. Was making changes to one of them and then kept coming across the other and thinking none of my changes had been made.

If this is because I'm pregnant and hormonal, I'll be pleased, but I rather suspect it's because this Confused emoticon just about represents me in all things.

Glad you had a good holibob vallinna and whoop whoop for AF!

JosieSmith1 · 13/09/2010 13:34

Ooo I forgot to say, I peed myself laughing the other day when we had a chinese for tea and DH said did i want the chips in a bowl, to which I said yes, so he came out carrying the biggest ramekin I've ever seen, courtesy of asda's 'serves 5 toffee pudding' that we'd had earlier in the week, which of course made me think of us lot PIAR! It took me ages to stop laughing and explain to him what I was laughing at! Grin We still ate the chips naturally Grin

takethatlady · 13/09/2010 13:26

Just cross-posted with vallinna and I have to say her chilled attitude and the news of a new range of ramekins has calmed me down no end Blush

takethatlady · 13/09/2010 13:25

Sorry ladies but I'm at work going fucking mental because the god damn fing computer has just lost my whole morning's work Angry Angry Angry

I feel like I'm going out of my mind because I haven't even shut the document down. I've been saving it, and every time I save it it reverts to the original document. WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Angry

Okay. Needed to do that before I shouted at someone in RL.

Sorry!

vallinnapod · 13/09/2010 13:24

Well, back at work...and back from a baseline dildocam scan! Can I never excape...Got bolshy when they told me I'd have to see a nurse to explain my treatment (I can just about grasp 'take two tablets once a day.....') so they told me they'd get her/him to ring me instead :o) My 10 day scan is going to have to wait too as really busy at work that day...oh, well (look at this chilled out attitude! I give it...ohhh....an hourday Wink)

thanks for the bunting brassica

NMCB is AF in lost luggage??!

Josie sorry you are feeling down. It's horrible but all of a sudden you'll feel positive again. Hormones and expectations are an evil combo Sad

Crowette - fab faint news!

Those of us still PIAJ/PIAR our good friends at M&S have cottoned on to our plight. They have a DIVINE new Gastropub pud range (with the Food To Go) - naughtyness like Blackberry Panacotta and Rubard & Custard Crumble (a cold dessert type one). They come in perfect pee sized cups!! Thanks Stuart Rose! I may have just eaten one of each....just to collect the jars of course....

milanomum · 13/09/2010 12:36

ooooohhh crowette that's exciting! fingers crossed.

Josie - men are weird. Nuff said.

Good luck for those on the 2ww of insanity.

Pretty sure spotting is AF :( but if she doesn't sort herself out i'll do a test wed morning just in case because I've booked a dental appointment and don't want to risk it.

summer babies = outdoor walks, picnics in the park, happy people, holidays, sunshine ... ahhhhh! the only negative is that post-pregnancy flab is hard to hide under flimsy tops ... but i could live with that :)

(wonders if nomorechoc is ok...)

crowette · 13/09/2010 12:16

Hahah Thanks ladies!

I've taken a photo of it on my phone to show OH, as it says to disregard the results after 15 mins, so I can get him to look at it too. I keep looking at the photo, and there IS a line, just much fainter than the control line. Oooooh eck!

It'll be 11 years since I last did this, what have I done??!!

takethatlady · 13/09/2010 12:10

josie don't be disheartened - you'd only be 7dpo if you were 3 weeks preggo so nothing would be showing up on the test yet.

crowette, remember, a line is a line! (Unless you took the test apart half way through, like me Grin) Sounds very positive to me!

JosieSmith1 · 13/09/2010 12:09

Oooo Crowette tentative congrats! Grin

crowette · 13/09/2010 12:03

Afternoon ladies!

I know I said I'd wait til Weds to test again, but knowing that I'm going to the docs in the morning anyway for another reason, I thought I'd use the test I have hanging around just now - got a very faint line (compared to the absolutely nothing last week) Confused

I'm still not getting too excited til I've seen the Dr tomorrow, but eeek!!

JosieSmith1 · 13/09/2010 11:46

27th May 2010!!!! God it's disheartening when it says 'you are 3 weeks pregnant' Sad

JosieSmith1 · 13/09/2010 11:40

Me too! Haven't this month yet but did last month. Must admit I have been tempted this month toddles off to look it up

I have an excuse though! Best mate is getting married in June so I need to make sure I'm not due around that time, which means no JSing for about the next 2 months just in case I'm due just before and go over, and I don't want to be maid of honour 8 months pg (7 or less I can deal with just about Grin) so that's another 2 months at least of BFN.

I bet these 2 months are the months DH decides to give it his all [not impressed face]

takethatlady · 13/09/2010 11:38

Yay for our summer babies. A summer birthday would sort of make up for having a crazy mother, wouldn't it?

BrassicaBabe · 13/09/2010 11:36

Budge up in that padded cell....2nd June Grin

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baby2b · 13/09/2010 11:35

In a word takethat...yes Blush. It's one of my guilty pleasures looking up these silly sites! I would be 26th May 2011, lol.