We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

Ohh Nickle strong perfume makes me want to hurl at the best of times. I've been known to start a coughing fit walking down the street after catching a whiff of anything to strong. YUCK!

Right am slapping myself with a VERY large kipper! I must NOT read other threads about TTC mumbo jumbo and I must definately NOT run out to stock up on daft things like royal jelly. GAH!!"!! Sound of Kipper hitting face

In other news my boobs are still bigger than normal thanks to the latest CP. That's a side effect I can live with Esp if it helps me to woo DH (filthy stop out grin!)

NoMorechoc- i wish I could say the same about my AF - it's come with a vengeance this morning - just got a horribd pain down below.
Also, I feel sick, like proper queasy. that's unusual in itself, but i do get queasiness if pain is very bad... it was alright (sipping at water) until a lady came in the shop with very strong perfume on, and i thought I was going to hurl there and then.
she's gone (without buying anything, to add insult to injury!!) but the nausea remains. :(

this is my face: that's vomit face!

PMSL HTK! I'm sure the girls at work are used to the odd furkle and they'd be more than happy to oblige . My colleagues mainly read books so I'm not sure what they'd say if I asked them ha ha. I like the post-coital doggy position. You could just do it doggy style like milano suggests and then stay there for half an hour afterwards. That would be fun.

Josie I am one of those people sober people laugh at. Tell him it's okay, after a while you stop cringeing

Any 2ww madness brassica? I'm so over the 2ww.

To top it all off I'm pretty sure I can feel ERTD preparing itself to descend

Oh and :( at your couch josie that's not on but it sounds like you are getting good parenting practice looking after silly boys :)

takethat you are pure entertainment, pmsl at chair and flashing!

welcome miffy!

HTK i'd just ask someone at work if I were you - sure they've seen it all before, right? ;) (I lost all prudeness after giving birth)
What an amazing job you have though [impressed face]

I've never tried to find my cervix...don't know if i will either. But i did hear that, ahem, doggy style is the best for conception.

PMSL @ asking one of the girls at work to find it Harder then I realised with being a midwife that's probably a very good idea!

I had a furkle for mine last night and couldn't find it but I have no previous expertise so that chances were slim to start with! I think DH would gladly look but I'm too embarrassed to ask!

G'day Miffles and Nickelbabe (and waves to all other stalkers lurkers out there )

TTL you are one funny viroid!!

Well AF is done and dusted here. It was oddly light this month and no pain or discomfort at all (very unusual!). Now I'm just impatient for attempt number 3. Feeling strangely unfeeling about this last CP. I guess I just can't afford wating the emotional time on it. Does that make sense? If there is a prob I just want to get on with the next CP then the Drs to get fixed, and if there's no prob I just want to get on with getting knocked up and staying pg.
PS TTL last months post CP AF was a bit heavier then usual and this months was lighter than usual, but interms of blobbyness it really was like usual. Though to be fair I didn't look to much!

Happy Friday all. Back in my bed tonight as parents away for a few nights, so looking forward to some just cause I like it shagging tonight

Only CD7 but this is a long term thing. Haven't EVER been able to find it. I could ask DH but I think he would faint. And then he would probably tell me to get one of the girls at work to do it (which has crossed my mind...)

Welcome miffles and nickelbabe!!

Proper laughed hard at takethat's chair antics. I remember once I offloaded a sofa on freecycle. The people came round to collect it and I was trying to push it out of my bedroom and it got wedged in the door - I was trapped in the bedroom whilst these strangers were roaming my flat looking for random tools to release me! We unscrewed the sofa feet in the end.

Went out last night for some lovely Iranian food after a three night-one day stretch at work so absolutely knackered. Drank a whole bottle of wine TO MYSELF and then JSed for the first time this cycle.

Some men are downstairs sanding my floor. So I am trapped in my bedroom with the dog, with nothing to do! Lovely lovely MNing time.

Now, I have had a Thought, viroids. Despite some pretty intense furkling I cannot locate my own cervix, which is ridiculous considering I am a midwife and locating cervixes is my job. This leads me to believe mmy cervix is very posterior and I have heard that an all fours, bum in the air position after sex can aid conception when you have a very posterior cervix. Should I do it or is that just too far?

PMSL while feeling sorry for you Takethat!! Someone did shout "he's got his arse out"! I won't tell him, he's a sensitive soul They were the embarrassingly drunk people that all sober people laugh at in pity! Cringeworthy! Apparently he was at a house party on monday but everyone left him and he didn't know where he was and he cried down the phone at 2am to his Mam then sat up on the settee all night because the flat doors wouldn't lock! Some friends he's got! He's not worldy-wise bless him

He'll not be out of bed until about 3pm, then we're all supposed to be going bowling! I'd like to bet that I could sleep through the noise so I might have a kip while they bowl

I share his flashing pain. Doh.

Welcome miffles! I'm sure I've seen you somewhere else on MN :)

And big hugs Josie. I've got a cold too and it sounds like you had a rubbish night. Wanted to put a word in for your bro though, who probably has a cracking hangover right now. Also because I share has flashing pain. A couple of years ago I had too much to drink in the Wetherspoons on Margate seafront and my halterneck top came undone and fell down. I had no bra on, and I was totally unaware until a man came over to DH and said, 'oi mate, your bird's got 'er tit out'.

I am one classy lady.

Welcome Miffy!

Had very much fun enjoyed reading back through last night's comments! Hope your armchair is comes unstuck TakeThat!

Had a horrendous night and a bad morning - DH and his little bro went out for little bro's birthday last night. DH phoned at 10.30pm to say little bro was absolutely off his face and he had to get him home, so, conscious ridden (only because I have a soft spot for little bro) I got back out of bed and picked them up. A stranger had to help us get him in the car (after he flashed his cheeks to the whole of Newcastle ) then when we got him home PiL were up waiting and DH got him to bed (I'd have just shoved him on the bed and left him to sleep it off ), so it was midnight when I got home, after 1 when I finally got back to sleep, then awake at 6am with next door's crying baby! This morning I woke up to ink leaked over my over £1000 suede settee from DH, who was "very sorry"

All while suffering with a cold! [need hugs emoticon]

Welcome MiffytheRabbit to the JS gang!

Am home from cinema date and have to say, Inception was pretty awesome. I like that kind of film anyway (action / suspense) but it was really clever, edge of my seat stuff. Right then, just a flying visit. (got to get the JS in of course!

Hey guys,

This feels kinda strange... introducing myself. As I have actually been following your antics religiously!! It is the evening highlight to catch up on the days events (MN blocked from internet at work ...grrr) I am the biggest lurker of them all!

So - I feel like we are already friends, but I ought to introduce myself properly.

DH and I have been JS for 9 months, but I'm in the same boat as Vallinna and maybe a few others. PCOS - although I get AF every 2-3 weeks. The good thing being there is no time for a 2ww!! No madness - or at least it's not concentrated into 2 weeks Waiting to have an appt with consultant - NHS so LONG wait. In the meantime, really am JSing!

I regularly pmsl on comments - esp tonight, real snot vs pant snot takethat Ha ha!! And the correct use of furkle brassica - how about he/she/it furkles??!!

Look forward to sharing the madness with you all.

Roll on the weekend!

How rude...I meant to say hi and welcome Nickleback :):)

Day two of AF in the baby2b house and all is quiet. The gu jars feel abandoned. There are two pg test with the cellophane still on. The shag cape and gadgets have been hidden away as have lots of visitors this weekend including the mil. :(

Decided I will use opk tests this month again, though the month I did get pregnant was the month I did nothing but js

Loving hearing your symptoms Brassica, which do sound very promising if you ignore the brackets :) PMSL at the chair being stuck takethat Hope everyone is busy jsing this evening, I want to hear lots of crazy symptom updates and jsing capers!

Oh em gee TakeThat the snot licking tale did make me chortle, I'm sure it only added to the professionality of your presentation!

Welcome Nickleback and pray tell us your tale, how long and in what guise have you been actively tying to make babies just shagging? What is your tipple of choice? Do you have any interesting (read weird, crazy, entertaining!) hobbies?

I'm off for a date with my luscious hubby (we're going to see Inception complete with hot dogs, ice cream sundaes and a disgustingly large bucket of pepsi cola!) so happy Thursday evening to all my lovely viroid pals and here's to TFIF tomorrow (and I have the afternoon off so double yippee)

Ha ha, thanks for filling in the JS dictionary brassica. DH got the armchair out. Just gotta convince him to shag me now