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We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

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BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 15:27

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

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baby2b · 22/09/2010 21:54

Brassica Hope you get some answers soon. There seems to be a lot of stories on here of women not getting the information and consideration they need.

HarderToKidnap · 22/09/2010 19:54

Well, I have booked us a fabulous hollibobs to a five star hotel in Egypt in October. Now I will almost certainly get pregnant this cycle, as if I do I will be 5-6 weeks whilst there, unable to drink and probably being sick all over the shop! Yay for sod's law!

Miffles · 22/09/2010 19:31

Evening one and all,

It is only Wed, but I have already had a glass of wine. My DH is at rugby and I have a list of things to do. So, of course, I'm slightly tipsy and on MN!! Grin. In my defence, aren't people always telling us to relax when TTC. Well, that's what I'm doing!!

Nelly - chill out and enjoy your hols. Enjoy the wine, eat the honey. Avoid the ibuprofen if possible. When do you come home?

Brassica - did you get through to a doc in the end? It does seem strange that they gave you 4 months and told you to get on with it. Totally different from Valinna's experience with her never ending dildocams! Did you have any side effects from clomid, btw?

Your body is playing silly buggers with you, isn't it Takethat? Hope you managed to hold strong and get that BFP soon. Well done on enjoying your DH and celebrating finishing in the meantime.

Josie - how are things with your DH now? Settled down a bit? Hope so. This can be such a stressful time for them as well as us.

That reminds me. I filled Mr Miffles in, last night, on quite how hard to 2ww can be and quite how mental you lot are. Naturally, I'm not, as have no cycle to stress about!! But I was warning him what I could turn into if and when I start clomid. He said "I don't want you to be like that". Oh. Ok then. Well, if you don't want me to be, then fine. It's as easy as that, of course!! Just wait!!!!!

And Vallina - hows things with you? I can't remember when you're due your next dildocam? is it tomorrow, as the lining wasn't thick enough? Hope it goes better.

Truffkin · 22/09/2010 18:11

BrassRubbings I have no idea about the results but I wanted to send virtual for the secretary who said she was 'putting the phone down' cheeky mare!

Nervous I'm definitely advising more than a single G&T tonight, you sound like you need it love! I'm wondering if this time next week I will be going curayzee as I'll be expecting AF any day Biscuit

Eskarina · 22/09/2010 17:53

Brassica, it looks like you're getting some useful responses on your other thread. I hope the doctor gets his act together and you get some proper answers soon.
In fact I'm horrified at how lots of people seem to be treated by doctors on here. I've been a generally healthy person so haven't had dealings with the NHS for years, and am shocked at how little use medics seem to be when it comes to fertility/pregnancy/etc.

Nelly are you me?? Obv not as I'm not on holiday. I also had more bleeding this morning. Thought AF had decided to put in an appearance at last. But no more for the rest of the day. I think I need to sign up for those lolly-sticks.

takethatlady · 22/09/2010 15:44

Yep, still a BFN and no AF brassica. Don't know if I ovulated because my temps were ridiculously low both before and after pant snot, though they did go up by about 0.3 degrees.

Also, I stopped taking my temps as I had a low fever last week with a hideous cold. When I was trapped upstairs during the armchair/stairwell incident I took my temp because I felt like crap and it was 99.4, so it really wasn't going to be reliable.

Think I'm 14DPO or maybe even 15DPO. Last pant snot day was 2 weeks ago today.

That sounds ridiculous about your clomid treatment. Why did the woman on the phone even give you the details? And why would she assume you wouldn't want more information? Have you managed to get through to the doctor yet? Force your way brassicababe!

nervousnelly, loving the business idea. Sign me up for 100. Smile

milanomum · 22/09/2010 13:20

sorry you're worrying brassica. I can't believe you didn't get any more information from your doc. hope you get a call soon.

Josie ouch! I hate toothache...

pmsl at nervous - honey is only a problem for newborns, not the pregnant mother-to-be - There's a risk of infant botulin or something. For headaches, you can take paracetamol when you are pregnant, but over here you are told to take NO other medicine at all, not even cough syrup. Trust me to still be ttc-ing just in time for winter...

JosieSmith1 · 22/09/2010 11:52

Brassica I really don't know anything about it so can't help, but I hope someone can answer your query

BrassicaBabe · 22/09/2010 11:00

Well that has lifted my mood josie. Grin Pleased I could help!

I'm having a panic about my day 22 blood test results... My Thread of Panic

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JosieSmith1 · 22/09/2010 10:55

Oh Brassica thanks for that ! It's so soothing! Gonna try and do it every half hour (without people at work thinking I'm nuts!)

If I disappear it's because my work computer is playing up and sometimes it kicks me off, sometimes I'm allowed on but it won't type Confused so I'm not ignoring anyone! Grin

BrassicaBabe · 22/09/2010 09:32

If you can keep the infection at bay then it might settle down and not give you any more problems josie

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JosieSmith1 · 22/09/2010 09:27

Thanks Brassica I will try that. I had an operation on a tooth years ago and had to swill hot salt water a few times a day so it makes sense that it would help this. Plus hot drinks don't hurt it at the minute, just cold ones.

No TakeThat I'm definitely not wiser! Grin Not going to dentist just yet as they were x-rayed when the top ones started erupting and although they're coming through to the side slightly, unless they really hurt all the time or stop me eating he won't do anything about them, which is fine by me as I'm terrified of having anything done to my teeth! If it turns out to be infected I'll have to go but until them I'm sitting tight!

BrassicaBabe · 22/09/2010 09:19

Ah-ha *nervous" you are now fully formed mental this month! Grin Welcome to the ranks! Wink And fingers crossed for you!

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BrassicaBabe · 22/09/2010 09:08

Advice from part of a former life josie...Is the pain from inflammation around the wisdom tooth? Add a teaspoon of salt into a cup of hot (as hot as you can comfotably take it) and "hold" the hot salt water in your mouth over the sore tooth. Food can get trapped until the skin as the tooth trys to erupt. If so, this might help. Of course, it could be something totally different Hmm

Still a BFN then takethat? Me too. How many DPO are you? I'm 13 DPO today.

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NervousNelly · 22/09/2010 09:05

I think I could make a fortune selling ice cream sticks on ebay to wannabe-mums. Not in a "trying to deceive them" (us?) kind of way; just as a tool to help scratch the itch. You know, the feeling you just have to pee on SOMETHING even if it's CD5 and you know there isn't a cat in hell's chance you are pregnant, or even ovulating; but you've GOT TO PEE ON A STICK.

Bleeding now gone again. So at least not trying to cope with tampons and bikinis - always a dangerous game. But no clearer on whether it was implantation or early ERTD signs.

This morning I'm imagining I feel sick (I mean totally imagining Hmm). I was good last night and only had one teeny tiny GnT; though I had loads of lovely local honey for my breakfast(plus lots of lovely other things) and am now wondering, if I AM pg, if that's bad? I know it's bad for small kids - but how small? Pinhead size? Confused

Really must do a bit of research, just in case. Had a bit of a sore head yesterday so reached for the 'profen; only to remember that was a no-no. IF I was pg, which I'm clearly not Wink

See - totally mad. Absolutely no idea what's going on with my body, but am behaving like a pregnant lunatic anyway..... Grin

takethatlady · 22/09/2010 09:03

Thanks ladies! Mr Take That obliged with a bottle of champagne and suitable body parts Grin. Had to make dinner but 2 out of 3 ain't bad. He says he's taking me out on Friday so I'm sure we can turn that into another shag occasion :)

Congrats on finishing your MA eskarina! Hope it went well. And big congratulations to miffles for making it through the NHS minefield and getting an appointment. Hopefully this is the start of better things :) I wonder if I'll be joining you as no sign of AF today so now I'm wondering if I really did ovulate 2 weeks ago. If it's not here by Friday I'm going to moan at them about my stupid cycles.

Hope your tooth starts to feel better josie. Are you going to the dentist? Do you feel yourself getting wiser?

JosieSmith1 · 22/09/2010 08:57

PMSL TakeThat! Grin I think I?ll text DH tonight and tell him that! Subtle hints aren?t working Grin. I hope you got your wish, and congrats on finishing!

Yes Miffles I think that might work too! So pleased you got an appointment! [happy]

Nothing to report here except extremely painful tooth still, and possibly the other side starting too! DH cooked a lovely meal for tea but I only ate a couple of mouthfuls as it was so painful Sad Then went to the pub with a mate but couldn?t drink anything as it was too sensitive so it took me 2 hours to drink one lemon and lime! Shock So I?m feeling a bit roughed up at the minute and need cuddles more than anything else. Hopefully I?ll be better at the weekend and can get down and dirty Blush

Eskarina · 22/09/2010 07:28

Grin at the honestly not used 2nd hand pee stick

BrassicaBabe · 21/09/2010 22:50

eskarina I've got a bit of a pee-stick store going on at the moment, want one of mine? I promise not to pee on it first Grin

Congrats for the appt miffles. Thanks for reminding folks that my 2ww-of-madness has been exacerbated by my first cycle of clomid Grin

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Miffles · 21/09/2010 19:35

Laughing lots about loss of FMU and post it notes.

Laughing even harder about Mr TakeThat greeting TakeThat but not being in her plan, so being a bit bemused by the erect penis! Grin!

Congrats on finishing your work - 6 years is a long time! Wow! You deserve celebrating tonight. And since you haven't had a BFP yet, the baby won't be affected. In my mind, if the baby isn't effecting the FMU, then our consumption won't effect it Hmm. If it doesn't like alcohol, it should produce more HCG!!!!

Brassica - forgot you were on your first cycle of clomid. Can understand why you're hanging so much on this 2ww....people do seem to be most hopeful about the first cycle, but there are plenty of others who fall pg later on.

Josie - fret not about your DH. I think they are often as emotional and irrational as us!! Like Truffkin said, they get used to the way we were before. Mr Miffles sometimes feels quite bad that he doesn't conform to the stereotype of a man wanting sex all the time. When he is busy and stressed, he'd much rather sleep!! But my sneaky way is getting naked in bed....hiding his t shirt if necessary and he soon gets in the mood!! Wink

I'm glad I'm with other short arses...but concerned that your DHs all match you. Mine is 6' 4" and since I'm 5' 2 (and a half) we look more than slightly mis-matched! Concerned about my pelvis and his size when the baby comes!!!!

I HAVE MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!!
12th October, I'm seeing the infertility consultant. Going through the NHS, so have been waiting ages. Makes it all the more real now....getting excited that I might actually have a 2ww!!

Eskarina · 21/09/2010 18:56

Congrats on finishing th book TakeThat. I've just finished an MA and can only imagine the pain that a whole book would entail!

Brassica That was my one and only pee-stick < wail >. I'll have to find a way of getting into town after work one day before I go mad. Good plan about the post-it on the loo, although DH might think I'd completely flipped!

Truffkin · 21/09/2010 18:17

Sorry TakeThat in my haste to laugh at your misfortune I rudely omitted my congratumalatiunz at your work of genuis. Very well done on the completion, am certain it feels just divine to know it's done and you can eat, drink and shag be merry to your hearts' content tonight Wink

BrassicaBabe · 21/09/2010 17:46

I've just finshed the haribo only for my nausea to return. I'm noticing a def "cause and effect" Hmm

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BrassicaBabe · 21/09/2010 17:44

Is DH in on this plan takethat or is it a surprise?! Congratulations on finishing the book. You could sneak in swear words and random JSing posts, see who complains then you will know if they read it or not! Grin And you are right, this 2ww has lasted a month of sundays. Already bored thinking about having to do all of this again next month.

You are quite at home here with your hopeful symptoms here nervous. You've been protected from the madness while sunning yourself.

Sorry for BFN eskarina Maybe a post-it on the loo for tomorrow morning?

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NervousNelly · 21/09/2010 17:35

PMSL at takethat - in that order??? Wink Congratulations on your masterpiece though!

Update on the chick-lit - as usual Shopaholic has me laughing out loud. I'm a simple soul really, but I'm getting strange looks from other sunbathers!

Am now convinced my suspected implantation is in fact just ERTD arriving early. Bleeding/spotting is back. I think it's the lack of any other symptoms. I was out in a tiny boat today, with a smelly diesel engine, and not a whiff of nausea. I don't get seasick normally, but if I was pg, surely that'd make me sick??

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