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We're not obsessing, we're Just Shagging! Part III

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BrassicaBabe · 03/09/2010 15:27

The 'rules' from our Just Shagging Originator

Maintain a relaxed attitude at all times - drink if you want too, especially on your birthday. Thread precedent dictates if you drink to excess you will get a BFP (but not recommended)

Covet thy husband and enjoy every minute. Shag at ever opportunity - shag-capes and awesome superpowers optional.

Resist the lure of ovulation predictor kits, Taking Control of Your Fertility and the dreaded First Repsonse. Knowing where you are in your cycle is entirely permissible though!

Going to the doctor is permitted if you've had a stupidly long cycle but beware of the dildo-cam-scan.

Keep acronmyage to a minimum! EWCM is now to be referred to as 'pant snot'.

Keep us up to date with gossip!

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Although all most of these rules are well and truely broken!! But we try to chill - honest

Part 1 Graduates:
Tanmu82 - BFP
PrivetDancer - BFP
OnlyWantsOne - BFP
Frankenfanny ? BFP
Notso - BFP
knittakid - BFP
loopeylu - BFP
PinkFondantFancy - BFP
Grannyapple ? BFP
Fuzzywood - BFP
canoe - BFP
janedoe - BFP
StarflowerGirl - BFP

Part 2 Graduates:
ihaveaplan - BFP
lovemylulu - BFP
shitforbrains - BFP
gormers - BFP

Shout if I've missed anyone.

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Miffles · 05/10/2010 09:29

Yay to HTK - done your bloods and got a bit of reassurance! Well done on being sneaky!

All seems to be going on here....viroids ovulating left right and centre. Good stuff girls!

Takethat - remind me, have you been to the docs about your cycles?

Anyone seen vallinna in a while? Hope she's ok .....wanted to ask her if her dildo cams were HSG...? Hmm

Oh, pmsl takethat about Mark Owen being responsible for your pantsnot. Ha ha!! Grin

HarderToKidnap · 05/10/2010 05:24

34!! I think this means I ovulated (although they were done on evening of day 22 rather than day 21, but I don't think it matters too much).

HarderToKidnap · 05/10/2010 04:08

Well, did sneaky bloods tonight - have sent them to the lab and on the computer it says they have arrived. Not sure how long it takes to come back, but my shift finishes at 7.30am...

BrassicaBabe · 04/10/2010 23:32

Loving the supermarket sweep for items to pee in Grin

gonna have a night off the JSing tonight. I think the opks are lying as furkling suggests that cervix is very low. Hmm

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NervousNelly · 04/10/2010 22:00

What do you mean no drinking baby2b?

Yip brassica CD12 for me. Managed to JS Saturday morning and Sunday night. Need to squeeze another couple in this week just to up the odds, as not sure how long my cycle will be (was unusually short last month). But I do have pant snot, so I'm in the ball park! Yeah for your :).I presume that's a good thing, in the mysterious world of OPKs Confused

eskarina I too bought Gu puddings, and it did momentarily cross my mind as I put them in the trolley, "oh I can pee in that later". Luckily I didn't say that out loud Hmm.

takethat - FREE WINE???? Where do I sign Grin Of course I don't drink as you'll have seen about 2 paragraphs up. Hmm

BrassicaBabe · 04/10/2010 21:58

Slap me now viroids!!! A fleeting thought about purchasing TCOYF has just flashed across my subconcious! I've pushed the thought right back down again. Grin

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baby2b · 04/10/2010 21:44

I am a wee numpty...just clicked it is the same Kitten from this thread and the other thread! You got a double congrats from me :) There was me thinking everyone was starting to get lucky.

p.s. does anyone else think the 2ww is more miserable because of the no drinking thing. Hmm

baby2b · 04/10/2010 21:40

Was just reading the 'blinded by science' thread and thinking she should join the jsers ....then I noticed NMCB had already tried to recruit! GrinGrin Alas, it was another person who had got pg first month of trying. I do like hearing bfp stories as it makes me feel it will happen when its meant to happen.

BrassicaBabe · 04/10/2010 21:19

Oh, and usually I have to pee on a million opks to get even a brief hint of a Smile. Now I can't get rid of the grinning Smile bastard!! Grin

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BrassicaBabe · 04/10/2010 20:59

Right, busy day too many people around at work today to post. Now I've just finished a 2.5 hour drive back from the airport to pick up our foreign student Hmm. He's now fed and watered and surfing the net in his room. Am I really bad if I hope he stays up there for a fortnight?! Grin It's fecking tiring making polite conversation. Shock

It's weight gain in the name of ramekin progress eskarina Oooh, CD10 for me too. Nervous is on about CD12 I think. We can share in the 2ww madness together Grin

Fingers crossed for sustained pant snot and some well timed shagging takethat. It must be driving you mad having to wait for AF until you can get blood tests etc done. Angry It would drive me up the wall!! I managed to miss Strictly on Friday too Sad So far I'm loving Anne Widdecombe though Grin

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takethatlady · 04/10/2010 20:07

Hi ladies - welcome to all the newbies :)

brassica maybe it's Clomid-spotting and this is a good sign. I say shag through if you possibly can... but make sure no-one's around. Loving all the stealth (and not-so-stealth) shagging going on around here. miffles, I'm looking at you.

Congrats kitten - that's gotta be a thread record!

I think I've got pant snot at the moment so I'm praying I get more of it and a temp rise by mid-week. 'Cos I'm going to be fucked off Angry if I get past day 51 (my current ttc cycle record) and I haven't even ovulated. Got in 2 shags over the weekend, going to try for 2 more by Weds. Commuting every day this week and it's the first full week of term so I'm going to be knackered after that!

Nothing much else to report. Got free wine because I helped man the Fresher's party in the English Faculty last week. Drank it on the weekend. In between X Factor, Strictly, Downton Abbey, various football matches, and the odd shag Grin That's as exciting as life gets at the moment. Though there's a lot of Take That news at the moment ...

he he sorry, couldn't resist...

Eskarina · 04/10/2010 19:56

Hi all.

DH is going to tell me off. We're supposed to be on a bit of a healthy eating kick at the mo. He because he is trying to improve his 1/2 marathon time (mad person) and I because my weight is creeping up slowly. But Gu puddings are on BOGOF in Tesco this week so I bought some Blush. We never normally have puddings. I only weakened because I went shopping after a long day at work and was starving. AND I must confess to thinking "hmm, a ramekin, how useful" as the ebay cheapie tests I've just ordered are the dip in type not the pee on type. I think I'm getting a little obsessed as it's only CD10. On last month's count that's a whole 25 days before I'm late and can test.

I hope your consultant gets back to you soon BB. and I did grin at the fire tending story. We have a stove too. DH is rather partial to it as an aphrodisiac!

baby2b · 04/10/2010 17:20

Pmsl at 'tending to the fire' Miffles.

Hope you get some answers soon Brassica

As my finger crossing may or may not have helped a pg on the thread. I cross my fingers that everyone gets pg ASAP!

Just a quick hi and goodbye as I need to go to the gym :(

BrassicaBabe · 04/10/2010 16:06

Haha miffles Good job your guests weren't early! Grin Thanks for your support on my question thread too.

Looks like I'm in for another head fuck month! Hmm. cd10 and ive got bleeding andpositive opk. No anwer to posts or fecking consultants phone!!

Just a quick iPhone post for now..

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Miffles · 04/10/2010 13:05

Ha ha. DH was a bit red in the face, and I said something about him tending to the fire, so getting hot. Then smirked. Grin

NervousNelly · 04/10/2010 12:51

Haha miffles very funny. Your friends probably noticed you were a bit flustered and thought you'd had a fight Wink.

Miffles · 04/10/2010 12:26

Hey hey - esp to our newbies :)

Nothing much to report here. But enjoying keeping up with other viroids news.

Had a v close call on Saturday - had a super quickie in the lounge, before friends came over. They rang the bell just as we were pulling on some clothes! I had to make a dash upstairs to the loo whilst DH played it cool!

NervousNelly · 04/10/2010 11:57

I know, not bad day here too! Though workwise received a shirty email that put me in a bad mood; and now my pc has gone kaput! So am mn'ing on phone to fill in time Blush.

OH was suitably sex pested last night (predictive text wanted to type that as prayed!) was worth it though. Funny thing is that I was going through a bit of an ambivalent period towards sex before ttc JS, but now am finding it extra exciting wondering if that might have been "the one". Adds a certain frisson :)

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 04/10/2010 09:53

I can happily say that my name doesn't mean 'there are no more choc biscuits because I ate them all yesterday'! Phew I finally filled up!

So new week, new resolve and sunshine too Grin

Have a good'un all.

HarderToKidnap · 04/10/2010 00:19

Hi everyone. CD21 here. Sore boobs have kicked in, exactly like last month, same day and everyfink. So have decided I am not upduffed.

milano, when would you usually test? Next Sunday?

Eskarina · 03/10/2010 22:18

mmmmmmm chocolate caramel digestives Smile. Yum yum yum. Even though I'm supposed to be cutting out biccies etc for a but my mouth's watering at the thought!

Erm, wow Kitten congrats on such a quick BFP.

We've just spent a lovely weekend with my parents. They live 200 miles away so we don't get to see them too often. I also saw lots of other lovely people - my brother came up too, and my grandparents and aunt live close by. Plus I had a fab morning with a really close friend and her 2 beautiful boys. I really wish we could see more of each other because she knows me so so well and I can tell her everything about everything. She's the only person (besides DH Grin) who knows we're ttc and has been really supportive. She lent me a book called the pregnancy bible, with a big hug and an "I hope you need it really soon". Poor DH didn't know which way to look and demanded it be put in a bag PDQ so that my parents didn;t see it Wink

Anyway, we managed a bit of JS tonight when we got back home so I'm much happier. If I am on a new cycle it's CD9 today so a bit early, but hopefully it will set the tone for the next week.

Hope everyone's steeled for the week ahead!

milanomum · 03/10/2010 22:09

Congrats Kitten! were you just teasing ;) all the very best with the pg!
Hello nice new people!

I am so completely over this whole TTCing thing. I have no enthusiasm at all this month so I've been lurking instead.

I'm on 7dpo (I think, 'cos boobs have confused me - you can't ov on day 11 one cycle and day 19 the next... can you?!) so have another week to go - I WILL NOT poas before then
nomore that puts you in pole postition I think :)

NoMoreChocBiscuits · 03/10/2010 18:12

Nervous, I find a sure fireway of getting lucky is clean bedding and/or seriously unshaven legs!
I stole sex pested off of another viroid, can't remember who but the phrase stuck in my mind. Grin

Kitten congratulations! I had meant to say that yes it is possible to fall so easily (my DS is proof of this Biscuit), but was to busy brainwashing you talking up the thread to you! I guess you could join the graduates thread Grin

I'm totally carbo loading craving today (mmm caramel choc digestives! [salivation face]). This is normal behaviour for me at around this stage of my cycle. Hope I calm down again soon otherwise I'll be vast by the end of the week!

NervousNelly · 03/10/2010 16:42

Congratulations kitten! don't be gutted, be very relieved that you can just watch the mentalness, not actually have to turn into a fruit loop yourself Wink! I hope it's catching :)

Am a bit cross with OH, who turned me down last night Shock. WTF??? Anyway the good news is that lots of pantsnot today (TMI?) so tonight he'll be getting lucky, and I won't take no for an answer Wink. I'll be a sex pest, to steal someone elses's phrase! I should maybe wash first though.... Have had a day of outside chores and am filthy. Not in a good way either :)

Hope you're all having a good one. Who is getting near to testing? Milano?

BrassicaBabe · 03/10/2010 16:28

Pmsl @ "sex pested him" nomore Grin

congrats kitten

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