If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

Happy New Year Chavettes!!!!!!

xxxx

Oldie that sounds not much fun at all.

Biccie soz your monkey is keeping you up all night. Shame you can't swap them for a more sleepy model.

Hippy new year to you alls.

Try 36J, thats before breast feeding aswell.
Boobs from Hell.

Go snog all the lads down the park for me will you? cos I'm too tired to get out from under my cosy blanket, and as usual will be seeing the new year in fast asleep!

Have a good night me lovelies.

Lets hope its babies all the way next year!

I'm only a 36DD!!! I feel like I have little fried eggs in comparison!

Thanks Biccy

DH & I are curled up on the sofa, alcohol flowing, watching TV!!!

Might nip down the park at midnight to see what Dazza, gazza & Tezza are upto & get a new year shag snog in. Might be classy with the Lambrini, sparkly thong & white uggs!

Happy New Year gorgeous chavettes

Mulled and Fairy got me pom poms out for you

Louja at 32GG!! That is impressive lady. Mine are only just starting to fill out a bit (12 weeks now) - don't think they're going to be as pneumatic as they were with DS

We had to abandon Christmas grand tour early as DS was poorly sick and grumpy and not sleeping AT ALL and we'd all had enough. We came home on 28th (were supposed to be away until today) and I'm so glad we did. I think I might DIE if he's not sleeping properly by the time #2 comes along.

So what are we all doing tonight? DH and I are getting takeaway and watching a DVD. Not sure we'll make it to midnight thanks to incredible non-sleeping child of doooooooooom.

Mine were a 32GG! I need to get fitted to see what I am now. But when I got my breastfeeding bra it was a 34K. Also am relatively petite so they are noticeable...

Mine aint on the small side either so I think when I finally get there they will be like barrage balloons!!!

Fairy you can have the boobs. They were really stupidly big to begin with and now no comment.

Well jealous Lou but in a good way!!!! Thanks for yje hugs!

Big hugs to Fairy and DH.

Fingers crossed Oldie that being ill is a good sign. I am getting a small bump but huge boobs!

Mulled We're on 3 too so go us!!!!! No Lindor here but have a box of miniture heroes???

Oldie Christmas Day was manic but had a nice Boxing Day. DH's Nan's funeral yesterday so that was a bit stressful as DH hasn't een his mum in 3 1/2 years. It was the first time I've ever seen her - but still haven't met her as DH refused to be near her. I've never seen him so nervous, worried & upset.

Fingers crossed Oldie that it's a stayer!

No Partying here - except a party for two with SWI4 I hope!!!!

Ooh matchmakers - love them at xmas!

I was puking for Britain last night but think: a) haven't been eating properly causing Metformin issues, b) too much alcohol as in some everyday and c) maybe it was the worry over DH & his fam yesterday.

Happy New Year Everyone.
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Go Mulled! I'm waving my pom-poms for you.

Puking over, but I felt decidibly dodgy this morning, wishy washy and knackered, so I ate lots of breakfast and feel good. I didnt feel like this with my 2 failed pgs so I'm more hopeful. I have held off going to the Dr, as a) I was snowed in b)its been closed for the hols.

Now I will wait til the NY.

Anyone partying tonight?

I'll be in bed by 10 as usual I expect! But we will have party food for tea!!

And Ferrero rocher are LUSH.
Remember matchmakers? I loved them.

I'll eat the strawberry roses!

Sorry about your mother Nother I am quite lucky in that my parents and in-laws both live down the road, so they only come over for a couple of hours at a time, not a week! I get on well with all of them but if they moved in for a week I would probably loose the plot completely!

We too had the very low temperatures, weirdly everything in this house took turns in freezing, the stop-tap outside, the ball-cock in the tank in the roof, the shower and the shower drainpipe!! When the stop tap froze I was melting snow for washing-up water!

But, no-one puked!

Ferrero Roche are orrible! Now Lindt Lindor red chocs, now your talking!

(SW No.3 by the way!)

I like mingles not strawberry roses! Ferrero Roche are gorgeous and I think I could eat a box to myself.

Mornin all.

I've brought a tin of Roses, you can have all the strawberry ones.

Have you all had a good Christmas? I hope so. Mine was difficult to say the least. Well my ruddy mother. Outstayed her welcome by about... the whole of Christmas.

We had thick snow and temps of minus 12. My washing froze into an iceberg in the washing machine, all the pipes froze. Its just about thawed out now and last night Ds2 came into my bed and puked all over it. I just get one thing done before the next grotty task.

DH is overwhelmed with the amount of stress 2 DCs cause... er... wait til we have 3, I say!

Aww Lou want to share some of my Ferrero Rocher? Sure I've still got some alcohol hidden here some where

Am grumpy today so will just sulk for no reason by myself in the park. Xmas has been lovely. Don't want to go back to work!

Off down the park - no-one seems to be doing anything...Have i got to that age????

How was everyone's xmas?

Sex on sunday morning for two of us - must be christmas or something!!
Cocktail sounds ....um.... interesting Fairy what was the something else???!!!

Whats folk up to for new year? All off down the park? Or have you got real life friends coming round?

Mulled I'm with you on #2 this morning!!! And at xmas!!! on cd12.

Pass the Lambrini, I'm filling up on a cocktail of wine, beer, whisky & something else...

Was at Sister's yesterday with at least 14 people. Totally manic!

Today just us & bil joined us this evening for christmas dinner #2 as he worked yesterday. Him & DH are now snoozing on the sofa!!!

Way hey to mister fivealive. Love morning sex. At the moment would l just like to have sex but dh is scared.

We went to my sisters, so only helped a bit! Not much cooking at all

Oh and newsflash - drumroll please sunday morning sex!!!! First time in absolutely years!!!!! so up to No2 in SW and only deh 19 in the Bongo house. Cycle is long so I am hoping for another christmas present!

Think Xmas is best spent not cooking and going to a restaurant / hotel for dinner

Merry Christmas to one and all! Pass the lambrini Lemony!

I can now go down to the park as I have finished wrapping presents!

Have a great day everyone and good luck for those with a house full of relatives!

Merry crimbo to all us chavs! I've got the cherry lambrini on ice and some blue wkd

My sister phoned to say my mother said not to give birth either Christmas day or new years eve as she's busy going out and doesn't want to have to change her plans!!! Our relationship is slightly toxic.

Mil is on standby to look after dd and I'm not telling my mum till after the big event.

Was drying dds hair this morning when the sickness came back with a vengence, joy!

Hope everyone has a great day tommorow.