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If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

993 replies

Loujalou · 20/07/2010 18:51

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

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notheroldie · 11/01/2011 11:10

Budge up in the pit....

Well I got a scan date, thursday, beacuase I'm flippin miscarrying again.

Bad language alert

I'm so fucked off, so very fucked off. I can't let myself lose 3 babies in 8 months. Its just not FUCKING WELL fair.

So Lemony, pop out your little muffin and cheer me up!!

HalleLouja · 10/01/2011 20:03

Haha TH is nesting already wanting to get the house all sorted for the baby's arrival. I should have more babies then I would have a beautiful house!

Lemonysnicket tell your baby to get a move on. We are all biting our nails here.

Icedlemonmuffin · 10/01/2011 19:55

No baby!! Lots of stop start contractions and I'm now getting fed up as I could still have another three weeks to go!

Went for a long walk yesterday at the park had a bag of chips and then watched dh scrub hall way floor (think he is nesting, thank god it's him not me as I hate cleaning) but nothing happened.

I'm going to lie in the bath and give this baby a good talking too.

Sorry about rtd Umbongo.

Big waves to everyone else Grin

Squeshie · 10/01/2011 18:52

Is there a baby Lemony yet? x

UmBongo · 10/01/2011 18:02

Cheers for the bubbles Squeshie, and cake Lou much appreciated - feeling a bit better today, day one is always a tough day!

Bunting up Oldie - been shopping today too, so plenty of Iceland party trays (All This For £5!!!) in stock down here too. I will bring everything up for the party, we can go down the park, you can't have a party in the pit of despair!Shock

Lemony Lemony Wherefore art thou Lemony

notheroldie · 09/01/2011 20:57

Hello all,

Wheres the Lemony baby?
I was epecting a party here, perhaps UMBONGO can put the bunting up in the pit in readiness for the celebrations and we can all gather there (with lots of cheap plonk, left over Christmas chocs and Iceland nibbles in true chav style)

No luck for me getting an early scan, unless things go wrong (which they bloody better not), and my friend the scan lady has gone on holiday so I cant even get a sneaky free one. I have to see the midwife and beg saying my dates are all skew-wiff, (how the hell do you spell that?) and they might pretend 12 wks is sooner than it is. Worth a try . Grin

Squeshie · 09/01/2011 20:39

Hey everyone, not had any internet this weekend and have missed the banter, thought there might be an ickle lemony arrived in my absense - hope your dd is better! That can not have been pleasant :)

HalleLouja I am okay, getting decidedly less pregnant, line getting fainter and am sure I got a negative last night. It was after two glasses of wine though, even being pregnant for a short amount of time has made me a cheap date! Don't know what possessed me to test then, am losing the plot :) How's you?

Um some sparkles to lift your spirits a bit, you can either have lambrini or champers totally up to you. And a Bear hug, hopefully your GP will be brilliant and get you back on the list asap xxx

Hope Sunday is treating you all well, I am shattered ;)

HalleLouja · 09/01/2011 11:44

Fivealive you need some dishy men for the pit. I saw Sherlock Holmes last night and I wouldn't kick Robert Downey Jr out of bed. Also, here is the most gorgeous cake - choc oat cake my mum made for the people coming for lunch later. Yummy.

Go back to the GP though and make sure you get referred. Hopefully then you can get some answers. Don't take no for answer though. Make sure you get all your tests re-done as they only last 6 months or something. The clinic will need you to re-do them anyway.

UmBongo · 09/01/2011 10:54

Good Luck again Lemony! Pleased your dd is on the up.

RTD here. Thanks for the cushions FairyG, will get snuggled in down here with my box of kleenex. I did think that this month we had done it. I really did have sore boobs, but only for a few days, so whatever it was, it decided not to stay. I did soooooo want to be pregnant again in time for my due date at the end of this month. Sad:(:(:(

I think I shall go back to see the doctor, as I think that this is not the first time that this has happened and I want to get back on the specialist list. We did make it as far as the specialist in the summer just before the mmc.:(

Fairygodmother1 · 08/01/2011 20:48

Aww Lemony, apparently it's a 24 hour virus going round again

I hope so too!!!!!

Icedlemonmuffin · 08/01/2011 20:41

Arrrgggghhhhh still no baby! But dd is a little better, cleaning up sick at 3.30 in the morning is so not my idea of fun.

Going to take dd to the park tommorow and walk and walk until something happens!

Hope your undies see some action tonight Fairy!

Big waves to all you other lovely chavs, off to drink some White lightening, might get things going. Wish me luck.

Fairygodmother1 · 08/01/2011 20:07

PMPL! I fell asleep!!!! Although DH did snuggle up behind me, cup one boob & say "bloody hell there's so much more than a handful!" So DH thinks bigger, they ache but am I just putting symptoms in my head??? Hmm

halle I read that as she had a little Jaffa as in cake & was gonna say thats orange not lemon!!!! Blush

Bongo got the cushions back out after putting them away in case of lemony's gush of waters!!! Bring on the choco & alcohol!!!!

HalleLouja · 08/01/2011 17:55

Drags Biccie back for a proper snog.

Maybe no Lemony news is good news.... Maybe she has a new little Jeffrey.

Squashyone how are you doing??

Bicnod · 08/01/2011 16:19

Lemony ooooooooooo how exciting Grin any news?

Nother have you got date for first scan yet?

Umbongo keeping fingers crossed for you lovely

Big snogs at the rest of you - got to run but will be popping back later to see how Lemony is getting on x

UmBongo · 08/01/2011 14:39

Thanks Lou, I did purposely go for a wee this morning and think "Right no more FMU therefore stop beating yourself up until tomorrow!!!"

Will have to see what willpower there is in the morning as I think I do have a test in the house - haven't looked though!

HalleLouja · 08/01/2011 10:44

Passes FiveAlive a test. Not that I think you should use it!

UmBongo · 08/01/2011 10:22

Congrats to Polly, Great News!

Sounds like FairyG had a good night! and I hope that Lemonys dd is better this morning.

Me - boobs not sore any more. No RTD, just mental debilitation! Aaaaarrrgh! Can't be preg. RTD will turn up tues/wed probably so just warning you that if when the pit starts wailing and howling and making odd noises - just throw down cushions, alcohol and chocolate!

Good Luck Lemony

Fairygodmother1 · 07/01/2011 23:35

PMPL! No I'm here as waiting on DH for massage!

Fingers crossed it's not too much longer lemony

Great news on Polly

Lia I've never heard of that!

Lou ME!!! ,jumps up in the air with hand raised like at school> Me! I want one - Just one little one! Smile

Yay! He's here with the oil so am off... Grin

Icedlemonmuffin · 07/01/2011 22:58

No baby but do have a poorly dd!

Great news about Polly.

Boo to the itching Lia.

Hope Fairy is having a fun Friday night with all that new underwear!!! Don't think Ann Summers does maternity underwear.

HalleLouja · 07/01/2011 22:34

Have heard of that. Babies - who would have 'em??

lia66 · 07/01/2011 22:31

Obstetric cholestasis, Had it 3 times so far, and itching just starting so looks likely. Was hoping imight escape this time but seems not. :(

HalleLouja · 07/01/2011 22:19

OC liver cond?

lia66 · 07/01/2011 22:10

wow thats lovely news, please pass on my congrats to her and her family.

Officially due 23 March but looking at induction 2 wks before that, (which makes 8 to go, eeek) cos of Oc liver cond.

I'm glad they're looking after you, it matters. :)

HalleLouja · 07/01/2011 22:08

Lia when is your due date? Polly had a little girl the other day. See we were all struggling together and now there is some ending in sight!

lia66 · 07/01/2011 22:02

thinky?? Thinking even. !!

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