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Loujalou · 20/07/2010 18:51

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

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NOTHEROLDIE · 23/07/2010 19:50

Waxing! I almost forgot, best get that done. Could take me bic to the park and do it for Wayne, Dwayne, Shane and Trev.
Anyone need to share me bic?

Loujalou · 23/07/2010 19:45

I think the fibroid is fine. My friend has one that weighs about a stone and spent 5 years TTC DS1 and about 2 months TTC DS2 and mine is way tiny. Think its ok. We need to go to GP to talk about it.

Nine. Right if I start seducing TH when RTD is over then I might be in with a chance. Right, have had legs waxed just need some more sexy undies and to hope I don't break his provider of white goods.

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NOTHEROLDIE · 23/07/2010 19:36

My DH just said 'you only want me for one thing' 'yep, but I'll have your money too' says I

Bicnod · 23/07/2010 19:14

Lou a quick google suggests that fibroids not necessarily a problem so don't panic yet. When do you get to speak to the consultant? Did they just give you your results over the phone? You need to be able to talk to someone in person to find out what this means.

Nother - DH read your post over my shoulder and reckons he's up to the challenge

Loujalou · 23/07/2010 18:54

Nine. Wow! No further comment on that!

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NOTHEROLDIE · 23/07/2010 15:52

LOU whats that in English? How does that affect things? ie how bad can all that be?

BIC shag watch, we managed every other day, til OV day, then 3 nights in row!! Then the sofa, which makes it 9, YES NINE times this month.
Thats more that we did in a WHOLE RUDDY year once!
So if I dont win shagwatch I must win a baybee. Surely?

Loujalou · 23/07/2010 12:24

Not sure if anyone has had an ultrasound to check things out but apparently I have a tiny fibroid (10mm) and 12mm follicle (not sure if that is big enough) and mild POD fluid. WTF I am confused.

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Loujalou · 23/07/2010 07:41

Biccie let me think you could be something PreSeed related but can't think of anything witty enough. PreSeed is great although we scarred TH willy due to over enthusiastic SWIiing.

Anyway day 1 in the Louja household and I woke up to RTD. That means I had a 26 day cycle. But think I managed 10 dpo without spotting so it should be ok. Onwards and upwards. Need to bully persuade my doctor to refer me now!

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Bicnod · 23/07/2010 06:46

Morning ladies

Umbongo yes please stay - wouldn't be the same without you (I can tell already and I've only been here a wee while). Sending lots of hugs. x x

Lou what is my new name? Any RTD news?

Notheroldie - my shagwatch nemesis - I'm catching you up. SWI last night - we were one day late according to my diary. Not a good start.

NOTHEROLDIE · 22/07/2010 21:58

Umbongo stay on the thread, cos you'll have to join shag watch with us chavs dahn the park. (when things happen for you,)

Hope its not much longer a wait. I think the term for no baby in sac or whatever, (dont like to dwell, fingers in ears, not listening etc...) is Early Embrionic Demise. which sounds no better.
I found out early cos we have a friend who is in the scan business and got a sneaky free one. I was shocked to see just an empty womb, when i had expected to see a little baby waving at me. Mighty glad I hadnt had to wait til my 12 wk one. I dont know how you cope. HUGS

Back to baby watch thats 3 up the duff, and 3 or 4 of us SWIing?
Havent had one since the sofa, just on the 2ww and somewhat bored.

Icedlemonmuffin · 22/07/2010 21:36

Umbongo please stay, unfortunately most of us have been on the shit mc journey and we are all here for you.

My low point on mc rollercoaster was feeling so much anger to the bumps out there that I growled under my breath at them.

My worry now is my bump may upset someone one day!

This baybee making thing is a total head f*ck!!!

Loujalou · 22/07/2010 21:21

UmBungo please stay. Though you are welcome to hang out with some other Fred here is some cider to keep you going oh and some chocolate too.

am liking our new home. have missed the park.

My fave other fred is the Facebook one.

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UmBongo · 22/07/2010 21:14

Well, I will have to get my white bits out again for Dazza, cos he needs another chance to get me pg.

Oldie thank you. Mine seems to be the same, they said 9 wk sac but no baby. Stopped listening after that so unsure of whether they meant empty sac or contents no longer alive. I think she said empty sac. My body has noticed it is not preg as I feel better, not nauseous or tired or anything, but it is currently refusing to give up on empty sac. I think I will go for an erpc next week if it is offered after my next scan. Not holding out much hope of body sorting itself out now. Its had 4 weeks and hasn't bothered.

Sorry to hijack fred, will go and find mc thread. (but continue to hang out at the park with me mates)

Icedlemonmuffin · 22/07/2010 20:59

Jan 20th but was 14 days overdue with dd!

I will get belly out as well cos stetchmarks and cornbeef legs are so in ( I'm not painting a great picture of myself am I?)

can we have a bit of whitesnake as well, really loud!

liahgen66 · 22/07/2010 20:54

lemony when is baby due?

Gotta get your bump out too, top riding up showing acres of pure white tummy is soooo cool.

Madonna for starts then.

Icedlemonmuffin · 22/07/2010 20:48

Madonna - like a virgin (touched for the very first time by Barry, Wayne and leroy)

Well I'm popping out of my boob tube but not getting a bigger size cos it's proper chav to be flashing a nip or two ( . )( . )

I think my new name could be Lemonmuffintop

liahgen66 · 22/07/2010 20:15

am liking the name changing.

Don't mind being the designated driver to the park for you guys, no white lightening for me..and we just bought a lovely saab convertible, so hop in ladies, the sun's shining and Wayne awaits.

Music requests anyone, the bass is fab.

Loujalou · 22/07/2010 20:04

I have decided to replace everyone's names today.

Thinking of changing my name too. Think I might call myself, oh I don't know. Maybe AchillesHeel. Not sure. Decisions decisions.

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Loujalou · 22/07/2010 20:02

Well there was PollyPuttheKettleon, lovelylia and thelemonyone.

FairyG if you are still around I hope all is well and you are looking forward to mumsnet summer holidays.

CupofTea fingers crossed you have managed to find yourself a new job.

FiveAlive hope all is well with you and that it all gets sorted soon. We are all here for you.

Throws in some more white lightening and reefs.

We haven't been to the park for a while to see Wayne, I think he might be missing us. He might also help us compete in Shagwatch.

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NOTHEROLDIE · 22/07/2010 16:16

Far too many sad smileys in that post ....

apologises profusely and hands out dry roasted peanuts (a blast from the past there) and some cider and black

NOTHEROLDIE · 22/07/2010 16:12

Umbongo my ERPC was a week after private scan,but just a day after scan at EPac. Nothing happened naturally for me. I was 10 wks but it was sac and no baby so my body hung on for ages. I didnt want the limbo state anymore, took advice from the lovely ladies on the miscarriage threads (way better than a counselling service!!) and had the ERPC. Very straight forward. Very little bleeding and no pain. Just knowing you are definitely not preg anymore was the hardest thing and of course wondering why your little bean didnt make it HUGS

Now can anyone remember how many ladies on here have won at Baby bingo so far??
Even if its only 5wks (and the very important day)!
As I read through the old fred very fast (cos I was gripped!! and thought it was coming to the max post end) I lost count!
I know there have been a few sad episodes But who from the starting line are the winners.. (so far)...

Loujalou · 22/07/2010 10:41

Woo hoo to Lia still got my fingers crossed for you and me!

Its not over til the fat lady sings. You can get spotting and win a baby so we will see.

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Loujalou · 22/07/2010 10:40

Oldie CBeebies is a babysitting service - well that is what I thought anyway!

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liahgen66 · 22/07/2010 10:12

hi everyone,

Am joining new Fred. (whatever happened to our weight loss fred? ) Eerrm, nothing.

Oh lou i am so sorry bloody spotting has started, my fingers were going blue with keeping them crossed

umbongo I had my latest mmc in Jan at ten and half wks, took me ages to get over it if I'm honest, don't rush yourself. That was my 4th, but I am currently 5wks +1 day pregnant, (tis important that one day) so please don't give up. I know I shouldn't be on this fred but i'm not leaving till we've all graduated, (you know who you are...)

How long is it since it was diagnosed, I had my erpc a week after they discovered the loss as my body obviously hadn't realised. It's completely shit and I really feel for you. The op itself is straightforward and you'll be in and out of theatre in an hour. Bleeding and discomfort afterwards varies, and depending how far along you were they might need to check hormone levels to make sure they have dropped.this can take a couple of weeks. You can take paracetamol, and stock up on towels as they don't advise tampons afterwards. Emotionally it'll probably be hard. You may have to sign a release form for the cremation of your little one. I didn't know this would happen and was completely shocked when I was given it.

Have a look at the recurrant mc thread, it's full of ladies who know how you feel and they are a fab bunch. xx

I have just started to feel nauseous and hungry so am please about that, I'm sure I won't be saying that in a couple of weeks but for now it's good to see.

Think I will have an early scan about 7 wks so then everything should be clear.

Kids break up tomorrow, hurray, I love holidays.

Have nice day everyone,

Loujalou · 21/07/2010 22:22

Sending you huge hugs missy. M in mmc is missed. Poor lia is more knowledgeable than me in this. Unfortunately for her. There is a Fred on here for people who have been through mc. So they might be able to help.

Am home alone with monkey tonight. He's sleeping so that's got to he a good thing.

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