If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

Umbongo thinking of you today x x

nother - boo hiss bastard RTD - really needs to learn the rules.

Harassed welcome - I'm on CD14 and should be OV-ing shortly. My bits get sore even thinking about this time of the month.

I don't think it's greedy. If you want more you want more, you can't help the way you feel.

We're staying at FIL's this weekend which is prime SWI time so will have to do it very very quietly

I feel greedy now, cos I already have kids. Each month is depressing when AF comes cos I know the clock is ticking but at least I have monsters kids to remind me to be grateful.

Jump aboard, must bring cheap plonk, snacks and dress like a quality chav.

I hope you brought some luck, cos things arent happening in the baby bingo challenge

AF has a blatant disregard for the rules. I'll report her to mother nature. (Who also doesnt seem to be our friend at the moment)

I've got a keg of homebrew, have as much as you can stomach. (I'd give it a miss Lemonladybird may induce copious vomitous.

Can I join you??

I certainly have flamin' sore bits, and thrush to boot ! I'm on cd21-ish, and have swi'd like crazy this month......hoping it's worth it

AF (the bitch) arrived.

Budge up in the pit for a grumpy one.
Matron has sent me down with a large pack of sanitary napkins (Help yourself to a few Umbongo) and a flask of cocoa and some ginger biscuits. (Might help Lemony with the sickness)...

I'm here for the duration. I thought I was on to a winner with 9 goes. And DH is off on a jolly so I can't even whinge to him. Poop poop and poopety poop. NOT FAIR.

UmBongo we will all be in the lavs with you and your dh. Hope he isn't easily scared, the sight of us in boob tubes, short skirts ,bad fake tan and cornbeef legs all squashed in a nhs lav!

I've got some cherry lambrini, thought I'd try and get one of my five a day in as well.

On a more serious note buy a cheap pack of knickers (so you can throw them after) and a couple of packs of thick night time towels and make sure you have got some strong painkillers. Big hugs.

well not sure, cos things are not usual since ERPC.
I used to have up to 35 days but was as short as 29 so any day

I hope they're not as grim as the ones where they go for the sperm in a dish deposits, cos hospital lavs are never nice.

But I'll bring the best quality hanky for you!

Sorry I raced off saw DH heading in and no dinner made, oops.

Umbongo I hope it wasnt too bad today, knowing the eventual is going to happen, and still waiting. You are a brave soul. I feel for you cos it won't be nice but it will be over.
[I'll bring some fags and a sneaky bottle of warm Leibfraumilch] Yikes I can still remember the sicky taste.

Still no AF yet for me. I'm resisting POAS til next week if I can. Tho I did get some in preparation...hehe

Thank you. I hope you are lucky this month!

umbongo my mmc was in may, had private scan at 9wks, then NHS one a week later, they booked me in the next day for ERPC. At end of May.

Hi all, well, went to see the day unit at hosp this morning, had scan, no change (no surprises there then) and I am going to go back on Monday to take the first tablet, then back on wednesday to take the rest, and stay all day until it has finished. Woohoo, day off, party on! You will all have to come with me to keep me company in the lavs at the hospital - boob tubes and short skirts at the ready, although you will have to go and hang around outside the maternity entrance with the pregnant ones in dressing gowns if you want a smoke!!!

Good luck Lou for your first round of bingo this evening.

Nother when did you have your mmc and erpc?

Lambrini and frosties !! Yum

was glad when I could tell people about the two lines, as I was getting funny looks when I was chucking my guts up on the way to school.

Lou sorry about the lack of shagging, maybe you need to get the turkey baster out.

Lemonysicklady I do feel so sorry for you. I just nibbled my way through preg cos the nausea was unbeleivable, I found eating crusts and dry crackers helped. (then used it as an excuse to eat biscuits, cream teas and piled on the pounds,which I still have )
I hope you manage to keep things down, you poor love.

[Have a slurp of Lambrini, as its still early am!]

Hey BICNOD I'm keeping my eye on you.....

Oh blimey lemony - I didn't realise you had actual hyperemesis, you poor poor thing I didn't have that but a friend of mine did and it was bloody awful. Sending huge (gentle so as not to squeeze out more sick) hugs and withdraw my pathetic advice re: seasickness bands and crisps. Hope it passes lovely lady. Oh and it sounds like your DH is a good bloke

nother don't think we're going to win shagwatch this month but i might win a baybeeeeeeee

Not put on any weight as yet, lost a bit ( but had some spare so not a worry).

My diet is limited at the mo, one weetabix for breakfast, porridge for lunch and frosties for dinner. It's boring and bland but it usually stays down. Also taking six tablets a day to try to keep voming to an acceptable level but sometimes the nausea is just too much.

Wouldn't have managed without dh he has taken over all the cleaning and is really good when I'm having a bad day and dd asked why it's called morning sickness when it comes all of the time!

Can't sleep because I had a nap this afternoon when dh was sanding.Hallway looks good though.