If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

I hope that Mr FairyG survives the night! Enjoy FairyG I am pleased that the slightly un-medically recognised cure worked! (I am also assuming, right, that, like, *FairyG int gonna read this til, like tomorrow morning like.)

Mrslemonymuffindancer Yeah Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard Box, my fav dance.

Hello My name is Umbongo and I have tested a bottle of wine snakebite this evening, and eaten too many chocolates!

Thought. If there is a time and a place for everything, How come when it comes to loosing weight, it is never here and now?

UmBongo so glad it's over and it was ok (well as ok as an mc can go) .

Fairy we need to tell the medical world about your cure- mn, alcohol, battered sausage and being squashed in a hospital lav with a load of chavs! Glad it's stopped and you can play hide the sausage now

Wicked man!

Hi Lav-Chavs (especially Bicnod)

I'm bring battered sausage & chips all round & shandy bass (or do we need something stronger???)

Lo & Behold - back on mumsnet for 2 days & the bleeding has stopped so battered sausage def on the menu tonight!!!!

Umbongo we are def together on this one this time. Hold your bag for you while wayne or dave or whoever is top chav this month.
Glad it wasn't as bad as you imagined - tower of strength hon!!! Big hugs

what we up to tonight???
x

Umbongo glad you're home, that it's over and that it was less painful than expected. Hope you don't have to wait too long to be back in the game. How long do they expect the bleeding to last? Sending huge hugs and a massive box of maltesers x x

Thanks for the support and booze lav-chavs! You will be pleased to know we can go and find somewhere bigger to hang out now - bit small in that loo!

Well, I been and done it. Lou it was certainly a lot less painful than I was imagining it to be. I started to bleed a bit more than normal at 5.30 this morning and was worried I wouldn't make it to the hospital (I had now decided that that would be the best place to be and wanted my day off!) But it had got no worse by 8 so set off, had my pills at about 8.30 and passed the sac in one piece at about 10.30 ish I think so I think it was already starting and the drugs helped kick it out!

Right, I can tick that one off on the list of life experiences, and I am one step nearer being back to square one than I was this morning! I think I feel better now I have actually miscarried than waiting to do it. 3 weeks of knowing I need to and not mcing was a bit long! Now all I have to do is finish bleeding and then I can join in the shagathon again. Race ya FairyG

Don't know if we can compete with the heady heights of 8/9 shags though, I though 5 was good

UmBongo sending you big hugs and lots of alcopops.

Eight shags was what I averaged over a three month period of swi! You should invest in some Vaseline for your sore bits Biccie are you walking like john Wayne yet?

Lou two shags is better the one and it only takes one of the little swimmers to get two lines on baybee bingo.

Well BICCIE theres still time for the equalling no.9 on the sofa. THe FUN one.

LOUJA 2 for starters, keep going, tired or not, I mean with afternoon bonking well thats just

Umbongo I'm here too - have packed my laptop so I can work from the lavs. Thinking of you and hope it's over quickly and as painlessly as possible x x x

Hi FairyG - don't think we've met before but I'm the one with the g-string halfway up my back . Hope the bleeding stops soon and don't ever feel like a fake - as lemony says, a loss is a loss whenever it happens.

Can relate to MIL ishoos. Mine stood us up for Christmas lunch at 11pm on Christmas eve by text and we haven't seen her/spoken to her since. She hasn't seen DS since 1st November but she's a total loon so it's not all bad.

harassed - hmmm. Don't know much about Andover. Nice to meet a fellow Hampshire hog anyway

We managed our 8th SWI this month last night and that, ladies, is it. No more SWI-ing for me, I'm officially 2ww-ing now. How soon am I allowed to start symptom spotting?

Hi I'm here making the place comfy. Anyone bringing some chips?

Hope its ok UMBONGO. Well its horrible and sad, but it will be over [closure].

Not feeling too bad thanks, just sorting my bag out for tomorrow, ipod, book, trashy mags, sweets and industrial strength pads. FairyG can bring the booze. See you all tomorrow. xx

I've never met my mil!!!! She kicked DH out her house 3 months after we started dating for no reason that we know of so no support. I have my two best friends & you lot & my sister so I'm not alone, def girlie support about!

How you feeling Um?

Nght Lav-chavs (glad we're moving inside for the winter! Fake tan is beginning to fade...)

Fairy my mum is crap but my mil has been great which I didn't expect. My dh was so worried when I was in resus and the last thing I said to him (before I passed out and was rushed up to theatre) was that I was sorry that the house was such a mess! The mc hit him really hard and now I'm not even allowed to carry the wash basket upstairs.

When I found mn and realise I wasn't alone it was a relief. Thank god for the lav chavs

Cheersh FairyG Thanksh for the shnakebite.

Sorry to hear you have mother problems as well as everything else, good job you've got us lot for support!

See you tomorrow lav-chavs!

Iced I didn't tell my mum either. Just my 2 very close best friends. Never seen DH so worried before! She wouldn't understand either & would prob turnm it round so she got sympathy! I'm still reeling from the fact that she's been telling everyone about us not only being turned down for IVF till my BMI is 29 but telling people about fertility troubles in the first place!!!! I'm keeping a lot of things close to my chest!!!
I'm so fed up of the battle I'm constantly having in life...

Pints of snakebites all round!!!!

x

Fairy it doesn't matter how early a mc is, you still deserve sympathy, you lost something you dearly wanted and also all the hopes and dreams that went with it .

I never told my mum about my mc (and nearly bleeding to death) as just before my mc my mums sister had one (at six weeks she has a blood clotting problem) and my mum was oh it wasn't a real baby just cells. There are eight of us and my mum got pregnant just looking at a cock, so doesn't know what it's like to want a baby so badly.

When we went for scan midwife asked us why we had left it so long to have another (dd is 7) dh had to calmly explain it wasn't through choice! I wish they would just have a quick look at your notes before you went in.

Umbongo hope every is going ok. A big chav lav hug for you and a pint of snake bite.

Hi ya,

Nice to meet you Notheroldie & harass

Missed you too Lou!!! I had to keep away for a bit & just get myself together. Feel a bit of a fake to have a miscarriage at only 6 weeks which doesn't feel like a qualify for sympathy or anything but still feel a big failure. Also with the constant bleeding I feel like I'll never get back on that horse

Well missed you all. How you feeling Umbongo? Big hugs back xxx A cork would be great right now! Well it seems to be slowing currently but at the same time I'm so bloody HORNY!!!!!! I'm even freaming about it!

Cheers to the LAV-CHAVs!!!!

xxx

Hello, hello everyone past and present.

This feels like its the register for TTC, those who've graduated, and those who will be rejoining the two-line challenge.

BICNOD you are the one to keep an eye on, if you don't win this month, then I hope its the 2 lines for you.

I'm back in the running, DH asked when do we start again. (Hes limbering up as we speak.) I'll go for the everyother day again from day 10 this time, (got a bit knackered by OV day on day 18!).
Though having said that, the last PG (MY MMC one) we only did day 10,12,14.
I'll stick to the OPK and see.

Meet y'all in the lavs as LOUJA says swigging scrumpy keeping UMBONGO company.

We will be the LAV-CHAVS!

Hiya, sorry have been a bit awol - disgusting behaviour in a newbie!!! Just had a really busy time....

Umbongo - hugs for you x

Biccie - I'm in Andover, deep joy . Well impressed with shagging at FIL's, oodles braver than me.

FairyG - hello! Sorry you're having a time of it.

I'm cd25, and convinced it's a bfn for me this month. Have a FR test which I'll use Sat am if af hasn't arrived. Have a bbq in the afternoon so want to know if I can drink .

I was going to order some pre-seed too!! Is it good stuff??

Dh has put his back out and is wandering around like a little old man, rather than the toy boy he actually is. Good job it is cd25 or I would be making him grit his teeth and think of England.....