If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

Aww big hugs Um. Know exactly what you mean about annoying bleeding!

My niece asked me why I want a baby the other day! My nephew constantly asks questions too - thats what you get for being 3!

Conception Casino is crap! House always wins....

Umbongo - my dd is like that, "where do tables come from?" etc etc....drives me nuts, especially as she's doing it on purpose now!!! Hurrah for knight in shining armour, you don't many of them these days.

Lou - thanks, was your fault

I like FG's casino comment......so we're all in Conception Casino rofl...

Doing all right mostly, done a bit much over weekend as we are in the northeast so have been to a steam rally and to see the tall ships at hartlepool yesterday too. Bus drop off was at least a mile away from the action so by the time me and ds got to see a boat, we were already a bit knackered! And I had to carry him all the way back to the sodding bus at the end. (did burst into tears when a marshal told me I had gone the wrong way to get back to the bus stop as I was not allowed over the lock gates at the entrance to the marina. BUT knight in shining armour said he had a pass and would take me across and then walked me all the way to the end of the road where the bus stop was!! - He very nearly got hugged!) (impressive boats though!)

Thought the bleeding had stopped on sunday, but it was back yesterday. Not major, but annoying.

Sorry for the arrival of rtd everyone, what does the e stand for?

Have just been asked by ds, "How do ducks float?"!!!!!!!!!
Oh and how do cds work, How does it rain, how does the iron work (oh if they were all that easy to answer!)

Umbongo - how are you doing?? x

Oh bugger @ Biccie, and you tried so bloody hard too .

Trying to find some pma here but feel so bloody crap, woe betide anyone that upsets me today. Dh has already had to duck several times for not buying me any breakfast cereal - poor man!!!

I ordered pre-seed, 25 opk's and 25 pg tests yesterday. That should satisfy poas urges for a good month .....

I cant believe 8 or 9 shagaroos just aren't enough to win a baby.

I reckon its me rotten eggs. :(

I dunno bout you Biccie but another month of trying to outdo each other in the shag stakes and STILL NOT GET UP THE DUFF isnt inspiring at all.

But hey-ho I'll still keep at it. Pre-seed is the order of the day.

Tell you what, if it was a gamble in a casino I think we'd go home skint!!!

No bloody fair!

Sorry harassed :( bloody ERTD

I think mine is on it's way as well, 3 days early FFS - had a bit of pink pant snot this morning as well. Nothing yet so far but ERTD usually starts like this.

Bollox bollox bollox.

harrassed my aut recommends Ann Summers Cocktail lubes - helped her win a baby! Hasn't so far for us though!!!!

Oh Cycle 3 - seems so long ago now!

x

Well Pants def has ertd in her pants!! Oh well, it was what I was expecting tbh.

Oldie - your dh will be knackered soon lol!

Off to order some preseed and prepare for some swi'ing for cycle number 3 . Anything else you can think of??

Well PANTS I wouldnt give up hope yet...

Sickness , a good sign, tho not a nice one.
Keep us posted.

We're on 2 SWI so far, POA(ov)S day today. I hope I OV this month, all that jiggery pokery with no eggs is pointless . Tho DH is having the time of his life!

Hope everyone had a good weekend. x

Lou - you were too late!!! I think ertd just blinkin' got me as I was leaving home.

Tmi, but was a bit of pink pant snot, so need to check in a bit.

I had Boots own tests, and I thought they were pretty pants (oooh I'm so fuuunnnny!!). The control line was lovely and clear, but the bfn line was a bit faint compared to that. Would def spend the extra £2 or £3 for FR or CB.

Feel really sick though.....bleurgh!

May last year. Neither of us have any ch but nearly 3 years since we decided we would try!
I think we've tried enough now but mother nature has other ideas!

Fairyg - it's so annoying isn't it??! I'm sure I must be giving off some baby-making vibes lol. I already have children, 3 actually, 2 with xh and 1 with dh. We had said we would only have one together, but we changed our minds this year.

When did you get married?? We got married in June last year .

I'm fine!! Slightly puzzled though lol. Have just eaten some yummy home-made (not by me) choc cake with ice cream, and watching Sherlock.

Lol! I know what you mean about everyone who keeps asking about when you are gonna have kids! It's well annoying! I think what doesn't help in my case is that we've been married for over a year now so those who luckily fall pg around this time are the ones that inadvertantly cause me grief!!!!! I would have a baby if I bloody could!!!!

Sorry for the snap there! Just gets me down...someone who got married 6 months before us has announced she's pg!

How you now harrassed?

So tested again.......and it's a bfn!! Still no sign of af.

I wish I'd waited til the morning now, but it said it could be used any time. Will test again on Tues if no af.

How is everyone's Sunday?? I'm shattered and looking forward to crashing on the sofa with dh. Dd (4) has had a nap though, so she's still wide awake atm grrr.

Lol, I think your version of my name is better Lou!!

No news at all. Well apart from a mild hangover and a weird craving for pepperoni pizza, absolutely no news at all.

Still getting lots of crampy tummy pains, and have sore boobs but they're not as bad now!