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Loujalou · 20/07/2010 18:51

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

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Loujalou · 11/09/2010 16:52

Have lost already. Oh well hopefully the FC will sort us out.... :( Well no RTD but pink mucus - which means the witch in coming.

Jumps into pit. Anyone got any vodka?

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NOTHEROLDIE · 11/09/2010 16:45

Me too going out, have friends staying over and I've got to sleep on the DC's floor, no nookie for me. :(

GO LOU ! good luck, you're gonna win I can feel it in my dampness!

Loujalou · 11/09/2010 10:15

Its defo cake o'clock. Too early for booze for another hour. Am going out to a part-ay tonight.

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Loujalou · 11/09/2010 10:13

FairyG you soon learn who your friends are. Did your friends and aunts win their babies in the end. One of my aunt's had multiple mcs so not quite the same but horrific. I am not talking to her at the moment to have a heart to heart with. She has 3 healthy kids though.

Anyways I am going to win a baby this month as I said to TH "I don't want to win a baby this month as I have been far more relaxed and I don't want people to say - look you relaxed and won your baby. Also we are going on holiday so want some booze."

Also am on day 25 and no pre-spotting spotting or anything. Keep all your fingers crossed. We are going to FC on 30th Sept to see nurse - so hopefully that helps.

Going to have to win. We are going to Majorca next Friday. Woo hoo.

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Fairygodmother1 · 10/09/2010 21:34

Yes my true friends picked me up as I sobbed my heart out!!! Not that I'm excusing the pg one but I know that people who have got pg easily just don't understand what we go through. I have 2 Aunts & 2 friends that have been down this road too & they are the only ones who truely understand!

I almost survived the week - now put my back out so can hardly walk!

Booze & cake o'clock!!!!!

NOTHEROLDIE · 10/09/2010 21:04

Booze o'clock.
Cake o'clock.
My fave.

UmBongo · 10/09/2010 19:51

Sorry for your friends lack of thought FairyG, I am lucky as most of my friends know enough to warn me in advance if they discover someone else is pregnant!!! I hope the friends who were watching managed to pick up the pieces and not just observe you fall to bits. Hugs to you.

Alcohol and cake are well known cures for lurgies Lou - Help yourself I went to the shops today so there is plenty to go round for a friday night! Cake is sponge - therefore it absorbs toxins - FACT!!!!!

Well I have survived the first week back at all the playgroups etc, trying and mostly succeeding in not being Envy at all the bumps around!

UmBongo · 10/09/2010 19:45

I'm not sure what a yardarm is but the sun is definitely over it in this neck of the woods

Cheerssh

Snakebite anyone?Grin

harassedinherpants · 10/09/2010 10:16

Fairy - Omg why would a "friend" do that??! What is wrong with people....

Lou - what's up?! Hope you're feeling better today. Where are you off to on holibobs??

Um good to hear rtd is subsiding....hate it.

Thank crunchie it's Friday is all I can say!!!!

Fairygodmother1 · 09/09/2010 21:05

Pants My one def didn't have PCOS & she knows all about my trouble but chose to let me know in a room full of people. I couple of my other friends watched as I crumbled!!!

Thanks Umb If it doesn't win me a baby it might help me get my BMI down so I can to IVF!

Aww Lou what lurgie you got? Is it contageous through the comp???

xx

Loujalou · 09/09/2010 18:51

Argh am officially ill. Luckily I don't need to put out. As I wouldn't be... This time next week it will be one more (half) sleep til holiday. Woo hoo.

Biccie you back yet??

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UmBongo · 09/09/2010 16:50

Well I think rtd is subsiding, only day 6, hopefully it will stop completely and not dribble on for days. Not too bad, although a bit heavier than normal. How are you doing Kat? Hope you are ok and not having too bad a time.

Well done on the drugs front FairyG and good luck for the next challenge!

harassedinherpants · 09/09/2010 09:55

FairyG - have been a bit upset about it, but haven't told dh as don't want him thinking I'm neurotic! He thinks it's my rtd making me feel yucky. Oooh and she had PCOS!! Though you'd like to know that Grin!

Youngy fingers x'd for all of us lol.

Fairygodmother1 · 08/09/2010 21:51

Pants Know what you mean - I've had someone announce their pg & I was in floods. Don't think people realise howtheir good news crushes other poeple!!!

NOTHEROLDIE · 08/09/2010 21:15

PERIODS I hate them.

Sorry to hear yours are grim too pants

I need a baby this month, its my turn pleeeeeeese.

harassedinherpants · 08/09/2010 19:54

I'm feeling a bit Sad, as someone just announced on fb that they're pg..... salt & wound, you know what I'm saying.

FairyG - good to see you back and hope the pcos drugs get you a bfp.

Lou why the lack of sleep?? You ok?

I feel very bleurgh. This ertd has been horrendous. Really heavy, crampy and clots (sorry waay tmi). Just want to curl up on the sofa, but you know that won't be happening!!!!

Fairygodmother1 · 08/09/2010 18:13

Lou my sleeping is all over the place but more due to being back at work after the summer holidays.

Thanks for the Cheeky V. I also feel a Woo-woo is also in order!!

xx

Loujalou · 07/09/2010 20:23

FairyG good to see you back my lovey. Here is a cheeky vimto to keep you going. Woo hoo to getting the drugs to help with PCOS. You might be in with a chance for getting pregnant sooner rather than later.

Argh am totally exhausted but not a pregancy symptom just a lack of sleep one!!

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Fairygodmother1 · 07/09/2010 20:16

Hi ya all,

I know I'm a bit late with this but hugs Youngie about the family/friend get together - you have a mother like me!!!

I'm def up for the xmas baby challenge. Especially now I've been given metformin for my PCOS - feel like I'm now in with a chance to lose weight & possibly get a baby!!!

Welcome Kat - what tipple do you bring to the floor?

Anyone been down the park lately or is it getting a bit too cold for Dazza & the boys? Maybe thats why we're lacking in the BFPs!!!

x

NOTHEROLDIE · 07/09/2010 11:11

Oh I didnt check the link. silly me.

NOTHEROLDIE · 07/09/2010 11:11

PANTS I had heard that about the cough syrup, what is it supposed to do? I mean how does it help make babeeeees, not cure your cough obviously! Grin

harassedinherpants · 06/09/2010 21:09

I'm up for Christmas baby challenge!! Any particular Christmas?? Wink

harassedinherpants · 06/09/2010 21:09

Lou thanks for the link, will have a read.

UmBongo I nagged dh to fix my bike (ds 2 nicked my inner tube!)and haven't used it. If I don't get it out of the shed soon he'll murder me lol.

Well rtd go me!! Plus have a headache, so am snuggled on the sofa now to watch Bouquet of Barbed Wire.

As I'm now on cd1 I've just popped an epo pill. Only taking it until I ovulate as it can encourage uterine contractions!!

I also post on another forum (not netmums lol!), and some of the ladies over there taking cough medicine with Guaifenesin as the active ingredient. So Robitussin or similar own brand. Here's the info.

Loujalou · 06/09/2010 19:16

Maybe we should set a Xmas baby challenge!!!

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UmBongo · 06/09/2010 16:56

Lou I read your post about the FC appointment and thought FC, hmm, Father Christmas?!?! Mind it would be nice if we all had our 2 lines by then!!!!

I am going to try to do some cycling while ds is at pre-school, but tis blowing a gale in our neck of the woods and is threatening to rain tomorrow. Aaaargh, I thought we were supposed to get lovely weather when the kids go back just to annoy them and the teachers that they had to be inside!!!!

Ds asked for a treasure hunt cuddle the other day, don't know why, so I tickled him all over and gave him a huge hug and told him that he was my treasure. (he said no he wasn't he was a M***!!!):)

Welcome Kat sorry you are in the same boat, i'll race you to the next 2 lines!!!:)