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If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

993 replies

Loujalou · 20/07/2010 18:51

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

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Loujalou · 27/09/2010 12:29

Youngie what day is you on?

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NOTHEROLDIE · 27/09/2010 11:57

Oh fairy how pants is that? :(
Bet your DH is a bit relieved, give him time to recover!
Hope the bug goes soon, not the best way to seduce soemone is it? .

I am going to give in and buy a test today, I can't wait. I NEED to know.

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Fairygodmother1 · 27/09/2010 10:39

Well sods law is that now I can finally go back to SWI I've got this bloody stomach bug thats flying around!!!!!! Spent more time in the bathroom than with DH!!!! Wish it was baby nausea!

Hopefully I'm getting back to normal.

How was everyone's weekend?

xx

harassedinherpants · 25/09/2010 20:59

Lou - that's exactly how I feel on a Sunday evening....relief!!

I am so bloody hormonal it's not true. I know I'm a bitch about things I'd normally let wash over me, but I just can't help it. Plus everyone in the world except us seems to be prg. How??!! Everything is getting on my very sore tits!!!! Since coming off my mirena every 2ww has been awful. Sore boobs, moody and just shattered. Anyone else feel like this??

Huge sorry for being a miserable, wingey, ranty mare Blush

Loujalou · 25/09/2010 18:33

Right we all need to get BFPs before Xmas or there will be trouble. Mother nature can you hear me. There will be no Xmas pressies if you don't comply!!!! See we will need to win babies now.

Anyways my holidays were lush. Its cold here and I am not impressed. I do have a look of someone who has seen sunshine though.

I have decided to instigate shagwatch and am on 3 shags on day 10. Need to get some SWI in now so might make 6 or even more.

Pants my friend has an evil DSD and is quite happy when she leaves her house.....

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harassedinherpants · 24/09/2010 17:34

Bic hope you survived your afternoon!! My baby friends are not having any more so don't have that problem.

Fairy well done Smile

Youngie I'm holding to test next Friday which will be cd26 of a normally 28 cycle. Good luck!!

Lou!!! Oooh sangria and cake lol.

Looooads of cake still floating around this house - please eat it all before I do Hmm

Dh just gone to pick up dsd again, so much for every other weekend. I just want a quiet weekend just the three of us. Wouldn't be so bad if she actually mucked in, but she's really rude and distant to me. Makes it very hard work!!

NOTHEROLDIE · 24/09/2010 17:03

Glad all is well with everyone, all present and correct. (Ticks and house points to all.)

We seroiusly need some BFP soon.
I'll be testing next wed I reckon, if I havent caved in by then or if RTD hasnt got me.

Keep SWI and those are doing it for 'just fun' good on you! Grin

Loujalou · 24/09/2010 14:12

I am back with left over sangria and a bit of a tan. Hope the tumbleweed has gone. Loved ny Hols and had sff 3 times. Will catch up on laptop later.

well done FairyG and hippy birthday pants. I hope you greedy lot haven't eaten all the cake.

goes off to buy some pro plus for Mr fairy.

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UmBongo · 24/09/2010 13:43

Oops sorry, its been that long since I've been on here that the "I'm on" link doesn't work anymore!!!

Doing ok at the moment, apart from a small blub after signing ds's pre-school form this morning for all the way through to the end of this school year, by which time he will be due to start school. I want another baby I don't want to be left on my own when he starts!

By the way, is there any of that cake left, or have you lot troughed the lot?

We are only up to 3 swi this month, not great and not enough, Ho Hum. Dh has had a busy month and is mostly either out working, or asleep. (Waking him up doesn't work - tried that and he tried, but didn't deliver!)

Hope you survived your afternoon Biccie out of 9 we met at antenatel, there are 6 now with 2 and 2 trying for no3!

Hard sometimes innit. I try not to do bump counting at playgroup!

Bicnod · 24/09/2010 13:09

Yes, umbongo how are you?

Fairy - hurrah to bleeding stopping, about time too. Your DH won't know what's hit him Wink

Nother I'm sort of 2ww-ing although don't know really as not OPK-ing this month. So I'm CD16 today and may or may not have ov-ed.

SWI-ed on CD7, 10, 12, 13 and 15 so far and will attempt to carry on feeling horny (hahaha) into the weekend. We are becoming super-efficient shaggers. Preseed is my friend.

I'm off for tea and cake with some lovely mum friends I met when O was born. They are all pg with their second Envy - will try and restrain myself from throwing cake at them Grin

NOTHEROLDIE · 23/09/2010 21:45

WOWEE...
Well done on the bleeding and weight loss. :)
Hope your DH is prepared for a rockin' few weeks!

Keep us posted, I can't remeber how many shags we got in, (had visitors who scuppered a good weekend for SWIing)

Fairygodmother1 · 23/09/2010 21:43

Umb How are you????

Fairygodmother1 · 23/09/2010 21:41

3 weeks into metformin - finally stopped bleeding & losing weight...SWI-ASAP!!!!!!!!

NOTHEROLDIE · 23/09/2010 21:33

Ok so I'm 2wwaiting,

PANTS 2ww

Biccie ?

FAIRY ?

LOU in Majorca.

LEMONY already preggers

UPDATES ladies please.

Boxing, oooh not for me.

Bicnod · 23/09/2010 21:05

Pants drink anyway - won't make a blind bit of difference at this stage even if you are up the duff. Eeek to boxing - that's very exciting and scary - do you get to eye up musclebound sex gods on a regular basis?

CAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake.

I ordered the fruit for my Christmas cake today so I can start soaking it in brandy Shock

harassedinherpants · 23/09/2010 20:16

Tis a tad quiet!!!

Still got lots of bloody cake left if you want a paaaarrrty Grin. Also have chocolates, wine and champagne.... can you tell I'm on Slimming World?? Rofl...

Biccie - I've done similar approach to you this month. No opk's and lots of swi'ing.

Youngie -2ww wait for me too.

Am I the only one that counts cycle days to see if I can have drink when on a night out??! Going to a fight night with dh (he boxes) and won't be able to have a drink Biscuit.

NOTHEROLDIE · 23/09/2010 14:03

BORED ALREADY

NOTHEROLDIE · 23/09/2010 14:03

I saw some go past too

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Its the 2ww.

( drums fingers )

Bicnod · 23/09/2010 12:13

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Bicnod · 21/09/2010 08:42

Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake - I want cake. Happy birthday pantslady - glad you had a fab day, your DH sounds like a gem Grin

nother keeping fingers crossed for your weird womb

louja have you gone? i miiiiiiiiiiisssssssss yooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu - have lots of fun and get sozzled by the pool bar for me.

we're SWI-ing like mad this month too - ditching the OPKs was definitely the way forward, now i don't know for sure when i'm ov-ing i'm much more motivated to do it more often which has got to be a good thing.

fingers crossed at least one of us wins the baby bingo this month...

NOTHEROLDIE · 20/09/2010 20:14

How did I lose this thread?

I missed 'Happy Birthday' singalongs so a belated Happy Birthday in your PANTS! the BIG 40 eh?

I remember it well.

Anyone mention leftover cake??? Yes please Grin

I have weird feelings in my womby area, fingers crossed its all happening, but more than likey its AF getting ready to turn up/out!

Good luck to all those in OV /SWIing mood. Lets get lucky.

I got about 10days wait, and I hope I bloody win.

harassedinherpants · 20/09/2010 09:03

Hello from a 40yr old me , how did that happen?? Shock. I am now so old that I had to get dh to open the childproof bottle this morning Confused. Had a truly fab weekend. Dh organised me the bestest party in the world, everyone told me I don't look my age (lucky for them!!), drank too much vodka, danced the night away and got totally spoiled on the card/present front. Yesterday dh brought me tea and breakfast in bed, cooked roast and was an angel Grin. Back to work with a bump!!

Think I'm ov'ing as tummy a bit achey. Done lots of swi'ing.... dh is knackered, what a wimp Wink.

Loads of birthday cake left, any takers??

UmBongo · 18/09/2010 20:21

Congrats on the scan Iced and Happy Birthday Pants although I hope you are too busy having a great party to read this!!

Am very Envy of your Majorca trip Lou we were going to have a week in a tent in August but that got knocked out of the water due to miscarriage misadventures as I really didn't want to deal with unknown bleeding/pain in a tent!! Have been promised a few days in the Lakes tho to replace totally absent holiday this year.

We have spent the day at the local agricultural show so are a bit knackered - ds nearly fell asleep in the 5 minute car ride home! Tomorrow we will be doing not much! And hopefully sleeping in!

Fairygodmother1 · 17/09/2010 20:11

Keeping it real then harassed!!! Yeah I don't have any plannior cool this weekend so that'll mean I can do housework! I've gotta stop having so much fun!!!!

What's everyone else's plans for the weekend?

harassedinherpants · 16/09/2010 21:38

Fairy - probably bloody housework!!! Angry Or repeats of JK in true chav style lol.