If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

I think I will not go out when in the pit and just hang around with me mates and drink snakebite, just to avoid getting depressed with other peoples bumps and babies.

Cheers all

At least Sudocrem smells nice - there could have been worse things to smear Lou I do like the word kerfuffle though and will try to use it more often!!! (and try to use other words less!)

I had a jolly morning today talking to 4 other mums about improving the baby area at playgroup. I was alone (apart from my ertd) and the other 4 had their 2nd, 2nd, 3rd and 4th child with them respectively! My brain noticed this and I have spent the rest of the day trying not to think about it.

Pants, when you win your next baby get a hippychick hip carrier - great for my rather rotund wee man!

I am out of the pit!!

I've been to the chiropractor today and had my hips cracked, bliss. That is what you get for carrying 3 children on one hip - a wonky pelvis! BUT my chiro is also a Kinesiologist and I asked her if she had a magic "get me a baby" pill. Unfortunately she didn't, but she did test all my hormone levels, check I'm not peri-menopausal, checked my thyroid and for vitamin deficiencies. I am apparently massively deficient in vitamin B6, and she said she would put money on me having very bad ms with dd. I did!! So have a huge bottle vitamin b6 and found this for you to have a look at www.testcountry.org/vitamin-b6-deficiency.htm

Spent a blaaardy fortune, but never mind!

Girls, looks like the party is gonna be in the pit - on day 20 with (TMI) watery blood!!!! So shove over, I bring Ben & Jerry's!!!!

Hello, RTD arrived yesterday morning. Day 36. I did start to think that just maybe, despite insufficient swi. Ho hum and bollocks and stuff. I also now have a stinking cold. Which by the time it gets to swi time dh will have caught so I think I will be out next month as well as this month!

Budge up in the pit, I'm a coming down. Glad you had a good day out Lou and don't climb down here!!!

Morning all,

Sorry ERTD got yas! Got my fingers crossed youngie

I've not been around cos there was a major incident at work.

I think I'm on day 14 (?) & boobs r really sore - not had that symptom in a long while...

Anyone got anything good over the weekend? It's the last weekend of my 20s!!!!

Poop to all the RTD that came this month :(

I think I only got lucky cos I used the pee sticks and actually felt like I was Ovulating, and realise now I don't ovulate every month, in fact first since May. So keep trying girlies.
Took me 10 mths last time then 3 after ERPC. So it IS possible my lovelies.

I don't feel at all pg, no symptoms or nothing, not been like this before, keeping fingers crossed everythinhg is ok and its a sticker.

I will be on the sidelines with my pom-poms cheering you ladees on. You'll be getting more action than I will be for the next 8 months

Sorry I've been AWOL last few days. ERTD got me on Wednesday so I'm out this month too :( feeling pretty down about it. This will be our 12th cycle TTC - just don't understand how it happened so quickly with DS and just isn't happening this time around :(

I'm fed up with SWI-ing - ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGghhhhh another blardy month of it!

Am back on the pee sticks this month so at least can try to be targeted.

Thank you Lou. I was a bit tearful for 5 mins this morning I have to admit, but dh was very good bless him.

Docs know exactly how long we've been trying because they took my mirena out. That was only our 4th cycle, so not long compared to many, but feels like forever!!!

I'm out!! ERTD came this morning . Was just starting to get my hopes up too. Oh well, onwards and upwards. Going out for dinner with girl friends and then to see Vagina Monologues tonight, so can have a glass of vino .

At the grand old age of 40, how long should I be trying before seeing the doc??

Youngie - Are you feeling ok?

My last was a Boots 2 for £5, very feint tho.

Previous preg I used ASDA cheapo, darkest bloomin line quick as a flash.

GO TEST Pants
Keep me company.
I still don't have any preg symptoms, just sore boobs, will give it a week and have scan.

I wont! Her sister left ds a voicemail saying she's going to stab him, and now threats from her brothers. He took the police with him yesterday so get his stuff. There is a whole world out there I never knew about..... !!!

Going to get a test after work tomorrow so I can do it Sat am. Lots of crampy tummy and knicker checking going on here! I don't have any gut feeling at all, I don't feel preg for sure.

Any recommendations for a test?

And is day 32 in the pants household - no RTD and another bloody BFN!!! What is going on??? I'm using the cheapie Amazon/Ebay tests, do I need a "proper" one?? Help, I'm all of a confuddle!!

My ds2 has moved back in after splitting up with his chavvy gf, thank goodness!! Spent the last 2 days dealing with lots of chavviness so need some class please .

Um - sorry had a giggle. Sounds just like my house.

Lia - I had constant nausea and lots of sickness with dd, it stopped at around 20 weeks, so fingers x'd it does the same for you!

Where is everyone??? Are you all ok??? We were on page 2 @@@@@@@ >

Definitely pmt in this house.

DS - No you can't see my hand
Me - What have you done
ds - cut it
Me - What with
ds - a knife
Me (struggling with not blowing up) WHAT KNIFE? (take care boy, any answer to that question is going to land you in bother!)
ds - the one in your toolbox
Me - WHA........ (you mean the tool box I just fastened and told you not to play with?)

Fortunately not large cut, just a small one, but drew a tiny bit of blood. Got NO sympathy, he knew he was in trouble, didn't want to show his hand, or admit to what he had done!!!! He only came near me to ask where his fleece was so he could hide the guilty paw in the pocket!!!

Tool box now back on top shelf where it lives (unless dh borrows it and doesn't put it away)

Have blubbed a bit today! I have 2 things I really want to do in November and they are on the same f*%@ing day. Blubbed. DS cut self, blubbed. Frustrated barren old hag day. RTD not here yet but def on its way.

lou ? news?

Just a quickie.....will post properly later.

Did a test and got a BFN!! No RTD yet though. Had some cramping, and boobs are a bit sore but nowhere near as much as normal. Wonder what's going on?!!!