If you've got sore bits wave your turkey basters in the air like you just don't care

Squeshie - glad (that seems wrong to be saying on here!) RTD has arrived. Was wondering how long mine would take, will be two weeks on Tuesday.

If anyone figures out a fool proof to bump of a mother, please let me know. My mum doesn't live with me, but only 5 mins down the road. She's into competitive illness at the moment.... 'nuff said .

SWI'ing, well it's safe to say I'm back in the saddle good and proper. You all need to get your dh's boxing, never had so much since dh started and he's the fittest he's ever been !!!

Howday folks :)

FairgyG - SW5!!! I should be so lucky, not properly mad though cause I now like my body again as RTD as arrived 29 days after D&C - it's all on course for starting again when it's over! Never been so happy to be snappy, spotty and bloated :D Woo hoo!

Glad mums are alive, bumps are looking like bumps and not chub and babies are here, can't believe I am all sweetness and like must be the medicinals and hot water bottle x

Pleased your mum is still alive! Good luck for trying to persuade her to go and live somewhere else. Quote Health and Safety. If she moves out it will be very important for your health and her safety :)

Chavvy comment heard in newsagents this morning - Mum to child of about 5:
"No you're not having one of those magazines cos you just want the toy off the front - have some sweeties"

Ds got marched out having bought nothing but MY paper he did start chirruping about wanting a magazine but didn't win!

[Runs and gives Lia a snog]. How are you my lovely? When are you going to pop? Seem to remember 38 weeks was the magic number. 19 and a half weeks here and scan on Tuesday. Have finally got a bump in the last week and look less fat properly preggers now.

Fairy 2 more and you will be my record of 6 - that was also my lucky number if you catch my drift.

Fivealive glad Mr Tropicana is up for the task (literally) [passes over the lemsip and drug supply].

On the mum front she is still alive. Just about

SW 5!!!!!!
But bloody hell do I feel sick this morning!!! I also seem to be full of cold & done 30 min Wii Active already so that may account for feeling sick!!!

Got a night in a hotel tonight so need to be fit & well!!!

Lou you have my sympathy - I really could not live with my mum (although it is I who is the messy one!!!) She has got her own way of doing things and I don't mind when I am helping her at her house, but for her to do it in mine

Go for it Fairy! Try to get Mr Fairy into bed in reasonable time! (Go on use the cavewoman technique - club him and drag him to your cave! Only club him gently of course or he won't be any use!)

Yes, points to MrUmb for services in spite of snot! And the other award goes to .....drum roll please..... Sinex!!!!!

Go Umb Go Umb (circle hand gestures & all that) or should that be for Mr Umb?

halle Chin up love & have some whitelightening!! Hoave you an ETA on her leaving??? I congratulate you for having her for 4 months - 4 hours would do me in!!

Youngie I expected some last night but he didn't come to bed till 2 hours after me. Then tried to cuddle me so I roused from my sleep to tell him I wasn't happy! He hasn't mentioned it yet today. Fingers crossed I get some tonight!

Still have EWCM!!!!!

Hey Lia How's you honey?

lemony Yey, well done you and welcome to the world little baby muffin. :) xx

Quick hi to everyone else, Sympathies lou with your mum, I imagine your patience is almost at an end now, last thing you need when your nesting will be kicking in is a messy house guest. Can you suggest the pg is making you extra tired and would she mind passing the hoover arounnd/getting dinnerloading dishwasher etc?

I am amazed at your patience lou, if it were my mum 4 days and I'd be throttling her.

Deep breaths, you must remain calm, think of bump!
How much longer is she there for?

umbongo well done for getting a 'cheeky' one in!

pants I am impressed with your eagerness!

Fairy I reckon you'll win this month.

squeshie friday night fun for you?

Mememe post. I am feeling homicidal. Do you think I can kill my mum and get away with it. She told me that she is not a messy person. She's messier than me and that us saying something. She is still living with me. Even though she has her own flat which she can live in until its done up.

She has now lived with us for 4 and a half months and apparently its me who is being ungrateful.

Rant over.

STOP PRESS SW 2!!! I had given up but hubby came to bed an hour after me and had even shaved his beard off! (He doesn't have a beard - but only shaves about once a week!)

Hows everyone today Pants? Lemony and baby muffin?

FAN-BLOOODY-TASTIC News Lemony I'm in tears too!!!! Thank god Cherry Muffin arrived safe & well! Give your DH a big hug & a kiss from all of us for being fab!!!

I'm well emotional at the moment anyway!!!

Well done Pants!!!

LOL Umb!!!! We're on SW4! Still lots of EWCM...fingers crossed!!!!

HOOOOOOOOGE CONGRATULATIONS Lemony and to baby lemonmuffin! I really am truly thrilled for you all Don't worry about s e x - you don't need to now!!! Just give your very D h lots of hugs for being wonderful!

Points to Pants for her STSIISC!

We are still at 1 for SW Squeshie hubby present but keeps falling asleep - don't think he fancies getting this cold back again! Will try again tonight. Even wasted a dose of preseed a few nights ago as I thought my luck might be in and I had doped myself up on decongestants! Snogging with blocked nose not easy!

Just a quick pop in as am ill and on assessment week at school, so not much free time!

Well done lemony and mucho congrats :)It definitely sounded like you deserved a baby after that exhausting labour ;)

Hope everyone else is fine, Pants get well very soon! Save me a large something or other in the pit - and fx for the arrival of the rtd this week... emotionally it feels on it's way.

Absolutely nothing on the old SW here, hubby is away working til Friday. Awh well not feeling at my best so perhaps taht's not too bad! Hope there's some better numbers out there xxxxxx

Well done lemony and Mr Hero of the day Lemony (only slightly jealous !)

However I have to blame you for my mishap today, I was in tears, went off to find a tissue, looked at the clock ran off to get DS from Pre school, only to find I was there an HOUR early !! I blame pregnancy hormones and Lemony for making me cry and be in a tiz. :)

Hope you recover quickly and enjoy every sleepless minute!

Hello ladies, think I will need a few big bottles of White lightning before I even think about s e x again

Me and dh have been together for fourteen years and never felt as gushey about him, it's weird but the whole experience has made us stronger.

Labour lasted fourteen hours and towards the end I just felt like I couldn't do it, but I did (all thanks to dh) and she is amazing. She is the same length and weighs the same as dd1 did, she looks very similar but is totally different.

First night home from hospital last night and I'm shattered, dd1 and dh totally in love with her and can't believe we are finally a family of four after all the years of trying.

Just waiting for the midwife then I can sleep again, sorry no name check big hugs for everyone who needs one and you shaggers have a shag for me!

Oh Lemony! Tears here too, huge congratulations. Ouch at forceps, my first was forceps. Look after yourself and take every bit of help you can get, sounds like you've been through the mill.

I'm ok, gals, a little sore. Tbh I thought I had a water infection. In true chav fashion I got rather gingerly back in the saddle yesterday. It was really STSIISC - shagging to see if I still can lol . Phew, I can!!!

[Passes youngie two boxes of tissues and decides to steal Lemoy's DH!]

Lemony you just made me burst out crying. I'm so pleased for you that you have your bundle there right now. Its such fab news!
well done and biggest fattest hugs and a mini squeeze for baby muffin.

Bump is small still. Was still in normal jeans with Adi at 34 weeks when he popped out!

WELL DONE LEMONY!!! poor you for the nightmare labour but yay your DH for being a star. Enjoy your beautiful DD - can't wait to hear more about her x x x

Pants that is NOT fair :( poor poor you. How are you feeling now?

Nother I spent the whole of the first trimester feeling rubbish but in last couple of weeks (am 16 weeks now) been slowly feeling less sick and less knackered - hopefully you'll get some relief soon.

Louja how's the bump? Mine is a lot bigger than it was at this stage with DS. I think I'm going to be the size of a small island by the time I give birth :(

Congratulations on the save baking of the mini muffin xxx

Well posting while feeding!

Mini muffin finally arrived on Sunday morning, looks just like her big dd.

Major long and dramatic labour so will just do highlights, waters went Saturday night had every drug going, baby back to back (very painful), failed epidural, theatre for forceps, delivered dd by forceps with just gas and air then had general anaesthetic for third degree tear repair.

Was very tired and thought it was never going to end but thank god for my truely amazing dh who kept me going and did and said every thing right. He was so amazing he asked me afterwards was there any thing more he could of done!!

Big waves and will post again as soon as I get more than one hours sleep.

Frenchknickers hope the infection is killed soon. Poor you.

Fivealive I knew your due date was coming up. Hugs and love to you too. feel free to cry to us.

I think we need some white lightening and a trip to the park with dazza and the crew they will give you swi girlies some action.

Not much from me.

Oh Sorry Pants that is truly pants! I hope the horse tablets work and all infections bugger off.

Not good here, still snotty haven't managed any more swi and now on day 17 so will really have to try or will be yet another month written off.

On the plus side, today is my due date from last summer and have managed not to blub all day, not really threatened too either! I thought today might be difficult but it seems I have managed!