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993 replies

Loujalou · 20/07/2010 18:51

Our new home. Hopefully by starting this fred I will win a baby too!

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Bicnod · 12/12/2010 21:45

Hey ladies - just a quickie to say send positive vibes at my bean please. Ended up in a&e yesterday with heavy bleeding. Internal exam showed cervix still long and closed and bleeding subsided over night so trying to stay positive. Scan tomorrow (they couldn't scan me yesterday/today?!) so please keep fingers crossed for good news. x

harassedinhertinselpants · 12/12/2010 10:47

Fairy think positive lovely!! I recommend taking out, and paying up front, for a gym membership that you have to use 8 times a month or lose it...........

Mulled am very Shock and just how insensitive people can be. Just flippin' amazing, in a bad way!!

It was much warmer here (hampshire) yesterday, but car was iced this morning when I went to gym. Made a complete twat of myself and nearly fainted at gym...Blush. So much for not telling anyone until 12 weeks!!!!! That's two instructors that know now.

Another day in for me as dd is recoverng from chicken pox. She's better in herself but just waiting for the last few spots to scab over so she can get back to school. Have just done dh a list and sent him to toy shop as dd has only 1 pressie so far

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 12/12/2010 02:38

The first didn't work & the second said negative - the thing is my boobs still really hurt & are veiny. My friend suggested testing again in a couple of days - got hosp app on Monday so I'll just see what they gyne says/does!

How's everyones weekend? A Lot warmer at the park - positively tropical!!!!!

HalleLouja · 11/12/2010 08:27

So...... fairy was it a good or bad answer?

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 10/12/2010 23:49

quick???? *quite!!!!

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 10/12/2010 23:48

Above freezing here now so it'll be a soggy fish - which sounds perfect.

Testing tomorrow but the reality of it is making me pessimistic...never had a positive on it yet! Got hospital app monday!

Thanks mulled but I'm quick used to being pricked!!! lol Xmas Grin

HalleLouja · 10/12/2010 10:48

We have no snow here so it would not freeze.

My DH is in your part of the world MulledWine and will hopefully get home in one piece.

Mulledumbongo · 10/12/2010 10:14

Leave your fish out in the snow for a bit - frozen fish is even more effective!

Feeling a bit less morose today.

Of course christmas is all about you Fairy - Who else would sit on the tree all day! Don't get too drunk you fall off though - its a long way down and very prickly!!!

It's 5 degrees ABOVE freezing this morning. Hooray [fbear]Xmas Smile It will take a long time but it is MELTING!!!!!

HalleLouja · 10/12/2010 09:04

Passes Fairy a huge fish to slap anyone who is being insensitive!!

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 09/12/2010 20:40

Mulled lets get the alcohol passing round...I'm sure I'll be feeling shit on Saturday when I get my BFN as usual!!!! God don't you hate people who can get pg just by looking at each other!!! The conversation at work was that it aint Christmas unless you have lkids cos it's all about them so in the end I angrily said well I don't have kids so it's all about me!!!! Xmas Angry Of course it would be great if we had a little one but we don't so it just feels like our noses are being rubbed in it! Xmas Envy

Halle I have some in my house - still managing not to touch them!

Mulledumbongo · 09/12/2010 20:02

Update on my life. Cousins partner 12 wks preg and he only said they were wanting another in the summer after my mmc - fast work. Am really pleased for them but VERY VERY Envy and I don't feel jolly enough for Xmas Envy.

Caught 2 mice in my house this morning - will reset the traps this evening they have been in my breakfast cereal cupboard so they have to leave!

RTD.

Did have a lovely cuddle and sniff of my new little niece this afternoon and managed not to blub on her! (just).

Not feeling very jolly. Sorry.:(

HalleLouja · 09/12/2010 07:57

The house even. Darn phone.

HalleLouja · 09/12/2010 07:57

Did I hear the word test? Do you have one in through house? Fingers crossed FairyG x

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 08/12/2010 23:11

Thinking I might step into the unknown of testing on Saturday!!!!! Xmas Shock

In the past two weeks i've had pink/beige discharge, cramps, now have achy & swollen boobs, very irritable (signs of pmt) but weirdly very hungry & if I don't eat heartburn!!!! Xmas Hmm

3 years now of trying & had every symptom...bloody PCOS!!!! Xmas Angry

I have gyne app on Monday! Xmas Smile

harassedinhertinselpants · 07/12/2010 14:26

Pretty much.... lol, so best not to go down that road in the first place!

Have you ventured onto preg board yet?? Is it a scary place? Hoping they wear tinsel thongs and hang down the park...

HalleLouja · 07/12/2010 09:37

Basically TinselThong you like a tipple and can't resist once you started!!

harassedinhertinselpants · 07/12/2010 09:16

Mulled - I haven't had Baileys for a year Xmas Hmm!

Lou - I'm an all or nothing kinda gal Xmas Wink.

Sodding all day sickness!! Just a whiff of a bfp and I come over all Xmas Envy.

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 06/12/2010 22:11

Lol! I've used them for the first time this month & not sure that they actually work for me!!! But thanks xxx

HalleLouja · 06/12/2010 22:03

I have loads of ovulation guess sticks. If anyone wants to give them a try. Its not that I am confident all is going well more like I never used them anyway and was more comfortable with the expensive smiley face ones.

PM me if you know someone interested.

Mulledumbongo · 05/12/2010 22:55

Bloody Hell, I can't believe we have been hanging around the park for a year!Xmas Shock No wonder I am so chuffing cold - I shall get some red sparkly Fuggs to go with my thong and bikini top!

Ooh Baileys - I haven't had any of that for years!!

Cheersh Fairy and happy Apple Juice to the rest of you!

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 05/12/2010 22:37

Yes deffo on the Pink Fuggs! Can you get red ones for the xmas effect???
Maybe I need to get the mistletoe out for Dazza!!!!! Can't believe it's been a year on here - Ooh lets ce;evrate! Xmas Grin

Icedlemonmuffin · 05/12/2010 22:31

I've got some spare tinsel to decorate the bus stop with.

I've got my pink fluffy thong on for extra warmth. Can you get pink Fuggs? as I like to be coordinated you see.

Fairyontopofthexmastree · 05/12/2010 22:23

Yes Fuggs & short skirts are so this year, with my sparkly red thong! Thanks for the Baileys - put it in Hot Chocolate MMmmmm!
I think MulledUmbungo & I can drink for all of you!!!

Icedlemonmuffin · 05/12/2010 22:22

Lia edd is 20th of jan, I'm convinced she will come a little earlier (wishful thinking) and dh is sure she will be late like dd (went two weeks over then three days of labour).

Totally feel your rib pain, mini muffin has tucked herself under my left side (tried right side didn't like it and moved back) for the last few weeks and I can't get comfy.

Lou so glad I don't have to swi anymore, can't believe that I used to do it for fun Xmas Smile.

On the subject of an alcohol free Xmas, I was sick before and it went up my nose (bile up nose and back of throat burns like hell) and it reminded me of my first Xmas with dh when I was very sick after one too many vodkas!!!

HalleLouja · 05/12/2010 22:13

Forgot that we all need some Fuggs (fake uggs) from Pri-marche to keep our footsies warm.