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Some Fretwork and the Interminable Christmas Play at the Chalet School

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EmilyAlice · 11/10/2016 15:08

Now girls, line up and listen because this term is a busy one. Firstly we are combining our hobbies club and the Christmas play, so we will need our fretworkers to get busy on the scenery, some beautiful découpage for decorations, our nimble-fingered needlewomen on costume duty and some scrapbooks for - er...
Now one other thing girls. As you know the Chalet School has moved from the Tyrol, to Guernsey, to Armishire, to some island or other and thence to Switzerland.
This term we have moved again and the first thing I want you to do is to find out where the bloody hell we are....

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EatingMyWords · 13/10/2016 13:25

I like the sound of The Yurt school. I expect there will be lots of brawny Mongolian men to be caretakers. Plenty of opportunities for dramatic fire escapes too when the fire (or do they have stoves?) in the yurt gets out of hand.

NotCitrus · 13/10/2016 13:08

I'm looking forward to a proper ramble across the steppe! Or do you think we'll have to stick to the mountains in order to ensure a sufficient supply of death-defying acts of bravery and handsome doctors?

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 13/10/2016 09:39

Bags me too in the fermenting club! Although in Mongolia with the horse piss fermented milk mentioned upthread, doesn't that bring a whole new meaning to the term "special milk"?

I am utterly confused by Stars being named after a bog. The only blackmailer I can recall right now is Vera Smithers in Rivals - was she a blackmailer or was it poison pen letters? Thekla did some blackmailing too, I suppose.

Wash your mouth out, Stars, Chill Off baths are for wusses! Cold plunge all the way - perhaps in a cascading mountain stream very vague on the physical geography of Outer Mongolia

I like the idea of reviving the Pets Club, which seemed to consist solely of Rufus and some sort of lizard brought in by Cornelia - a chameleon or an iguana or something which they chucked in the garden and forgot about. Bet that didn't survive the winter!

morningtoncrescent62 · 13/10/2016 08:34

I'm so glad I'm not the only Mushy Pea in the dormyurt. I suggest we constitute ourselves as juniper fermenting HQ, and make sure we sing while we work to complete RueDeWakening's recovery.

Special milk, anyone?

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 13/10/2016 08:05

I would definitely also like to take up juniper fermenting.

RueDeWakening · 12/10/2016 23:27

Evening Chaletians! It's bloody ages been a while since I've seen you, I think I've been in isolation in San for something or other. I expect I nearly died.

If we're in Mongolia, perhaps the Pet Club could be revived (I'm sure there was one, once - in Tyrol? Or am I mixing my series?), and we could all keep a horse at school. There's lots of opportunity for death-defying accidents jolly escapades on horses I imagine.

I'll bag a bed in Mushy Pea I think, and will take up fermenting for my hobby. There must be something other than milk to do it with, surely? Anyone spotted a juniper bush yet?

NotCitrus · 12/10/2016 23:09

That wild Irish scamp Nora/Norah Fitzgerald will be gutted to have missed the chance to come to the Chalet School, but I'm sure she will travel and trip over it and recognise the girls in their gentian blue uniform - just as well Lady Russell rejected the idea of changing the name to The Yurt School.

I think I'm in Mushy Pea with mornington, and wondering if my clumsy hands could copy the cheerful local embroidery...

starsorwater · 12/10/2016 21:43

Thank you for the welcome EmilyAlice, I suppose you were named after both your grandmothers. I was named after a poem about a bog which I rather love actually. I do not have any particular hobbies for the hobbies club because I am mostly into blackmail which does pay for itself, I have to admit, but you have to do the research which will be hard from Outer Mongolia. So I thought I might make a Doll's House instead and I have already started on a 1:20 model of a rather special place in Switzerland (no not the San that would be tasteless). I'll give you a clue, the comp. will be Guess the Name of the Collider.
No one has mentioned the baths so I am guessing you have gone Chill Off due to the climate.
Longing to meet you all.
If I can choose please can I be in Samphire? It would remind me of home.

TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 12/10/2016 20:43

My jalousies are liberally besprinkled with little florets of broccoli. Does one have a plumeaux or a reindeer skin in a dormyurt?

Oooh, bags me being one of the horsey girls like Clarissa and Bill (Wilhelmina) in Malory Towers! Or Norah something who suggested playing polo at a Sale.

hels71 · 12/10/2016 20:35

I think I am in spinach....and Joey has made us some delightful green curtains! (Oh I think it was a Norwegian who could not speak anything but her own language....but I still think there was a Russian somewhere,,,)

EmilyAlice · 12/10/2016 19:18

I am in Crottes de Reindeer. Our curtains are beige with dark brown patches.

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morningtoncrescent62 · 12/10/2016 19:14

I think we need a few new traditions for our new location, so I propose naming the dormyurts after vegetables instead of flowers. Would any of the new girls care to join me in Mushy Pea? It's so pretty with our north-facing flaps and not-quite-green cubey curtains.

lolament, was that you arriving on horseback this morning? How wizard! Perhaps we should try to peruade Miss Peters from Malory Towers to join us on some kind of exchange arrangement so that you have some horse-mad company.

EmilyAlice · 12/10/2016 17:42

A day girl in Outer Mongolia? Yikes!

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lolalament · 12/10/2016 17:06

I posted a couple of times on the old thread. I think I'm a day girl rather than a border

hels71 · 12/10/2016 16:35

In one of the very early books don't they mention there is a new little Russian who spoke nothing but her own language?? Or have I invented that??

EmilyAlice · 12/10/2016 16:29

Is lolalament another new girl? I can't keep up!

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EmilyAlice · 12/10/2016 16:27

Welcome starsorwater.
Lavender bags, clock golf and cold baths in Outer Mongolia would be a magnificent thread title.

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NotCitrus · 12/10/2016 16:20

Cheddar Mongolia is obsessed with horses (according to various documentaries including one with Joanna Lumley being a spineless jellyfish every other minute) so I'm sure you and a fellow rebellious Middle could fight over who gets to groom or exercise Willy's horse!

EmilyAlice · 12/10/2016 16:14

Defo not hard toilet paper by then I think. It was horrible.
What patterns are on the dormyurt curtains do you think?
I think I shall try decorative reindeer tail plaits for my hobby.
Or maybe those lovely knitted hats with bits that hang down the side? (feels landing in Canada might have been easier). Hmm

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TooExtraImmatureCheddar · 12/10/2016 15:30

Grin at dormyurt!

I have an idea that there is a Tatiana Someone at St. Mildred's whose aunt is a 'Real ballet dancer', to quote Margot, at some point in the early Swiss books, who gets lumbered with arranging the ballet for the panto. I believe she's Russian, because all ballerinas are Russian.

Oh, and we know that St Nick is the patron saint of Russia ("By Jove!" quoth Dickie), so why not Outer Mongolia too?

I bet the Mongolian dialect would be picked up immediately by our beloved authoress, as being 'not unlike our Tyrolean German'! Either that or she would pick up exactly one word (hanes, anyone?) and sprinkle her speech with it forever more.

What can I do for a hobby? Painting on china, leatherwork removes gimp mask , lace-making, jigsaws, illuminations? Or I could have a stand-up fight about washing Willy (snurk) and Ferry's car with a fellow Middle.

lolalament · 12/10/2016 12:49

EmilyAlice, I'm only in my 30s and we made comb and paper instruments! Can't remember whether it was toilet paper, but I think not

starsorwater · 12/10/2016 12:46

Please could I join too? I have lavender for dainty sachets and I know what clock golf is and understand that it is only for Men. Is it still Cold Baths in Outer Mongolia?

EmilyAlice · 12/10/2016 12:27

That would be lovely tapismagique and welcome to the school. We will find someone to sheepdog you to your dormyurt very soon.
Would reindeer skin be all right for the comb cases?
(Is anyone else old enough to remember people making musical instruments out of combs and hard toilet paper?).

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tapismagique · 12/10/2016 11:52

Just as long as Peggy Bettany isn't in charge of getting us to the exciting new location we should be okay... I'm new to the mn chalet brigade (just caught the end of the previous thread) but would be delighted if I was allowed to fashion some comb cases from leather for lower IV b's stall

NotCitrus · 12/10/2016 11:49

There seemed be be a number of small girls whose fathers went off to work in Russia (Mr Humphries, I think?), but I don't recall any actual Russians - would Russian Orthodox girls go with the Catholics for Prayers, do you think?

My dad lived in Mongolia for a bit. Quite nice but don't drink said alcoholic fermented milk. Tastes like "alcoholic vomit"!

Gay Lambert grew up in northern China (huge backstory we never get!) so I'm sure could return to teach and interpret...

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