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Some Fretwork and the Interminable Christmas Play at the Chalet School

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EmilyAlice · 11/10/2016 15:08

Now girls, line up and listen because this term is a busy one. Firstly we are combining our hobbies club and the Christmas play, so we will need our fretworkers to get busy on the scenery, some beautiful découpage for decorations, our nimble-fingered needlewomen on costume duty and some scrapbooks for - er...
Now one other thing girls. As you know the Chalet School has moved from the Tyrol, to Guernsey, to Armishire, to some island or other and thence to Switzerland.
This term we have moved again and the first thing I want you to do is to find out where the bloody hell we are....

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EmilyAlice · 24/10/2016 08:27

I think given the location, that the reindeer will replace the donkey, so a very important role indeed. Smile

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EElisavetaOfBelsornia · 24/10/2016 08:14

I'm guessing that's a fairly prominent part when baby Jesus is born in a stableyurt, yes! Smashing!! pays fine

EmilyAlice · 24/10/2016 07:49

Princess as a special concession you can be promoted to No. 1 Reindeer.

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ImpYCelyn · 24/10/2016 07:34

Primrose book two was 99p for kindle too yesterday. It would be rude not to...

EElisavetaOfBelsornia · 23/10/2016 22:42

Grin I've also had a break to read Whose Body? Not quite the right quality of doctor though...
Please can I not be a sheep this year? I have curly hair and a silvery voice which will be trained to strength by Plato one day, can't I advance beyond baa-ing?

PrimroseDay · 23/10/2016 21:57

Thanks to whoever it was who started the Whose Body conversation. V. much enjoyed it and now trying to resist buying more for the kindle...

Do we know which Bettany is writing the play this year? (Doesn't Bride even write the Millies' panto one year?). Can I also book a spot in the Feudesyurt nuseryurt so that I can be an angel? Mine has learnt to sleep through anything so will fit right in, and Anna won't want to have the fun of actually seeing the play so won't mind. A bit worried that Joey might try to adopt him though...

ImpYCelyn · 23/10/2016 19:50

during my three weeks bed rest HmmHmm

ImpYCelyn · 23/10/2016 19:49

But I've been practising so hard SadSadSad surely for one night of merry tripping 'babs' could go in the nursery at Freudesyurt? S/he's bound to be a perfect poppet and Anna won't mind a bit. Then I can go back to being very busy.

EmilyAlice · 23/10/2016 18:38

I think you will be too busy ImpYCelyn. Goodness me. Three weeks bed rest and then you might be allowed downstairs for a cup of tea. Certainly no stage appearances. Tsk tsk.

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ImpYCelyn · 23/10/2016 17:51

Mornington are we breaking up early this year for mumps? It's just that the date of the play will decide whether I will be needing a maternity angel dress, or a smaller-in-the-tummy, larger-in-the-bust postnatal angel dress. Regardless I'm sure there will indeed be tears in the audience at my tripping. Or if we get the timing spot on I could do a great, live action Mary Grinalthough I'm not a bloody Bettany

True fact, my French mother-in-law embroiders. And I knit. She tried to teach me to embroider, but my stitches weren't up to it SadGrin It makes me feel like such a CS needle craft cliché.

EmilyAlice · 23/10/2016 17:46

Actually I think we should have a Christmas play that is more in tune with our surroundings because I can't be a golden star and dance en pointe on the steppes.
I think we should create our play around the rustic shepherds of Mongolia, the simple manger in the stableyurt, the kindly peasants lost in awe and wonder...

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morningtoncrescent62 · 23/10/2016 17:29

One of the girls will have to stay in a nearby inn for six months whilst their compound fracture of both legs mends so we've left another girl behind to be company for them. I don't think their parents will mind spending thousands on fees only for them to receive no education at all.

Since the girl in question will doubtless emerge engaged to the supremely eligible young intern with private fortune and stately home of his own, there won't be any objection at all.

Toothache sounds a risky sort of plan, Northernlurker - are you sure you wouldn't prefer a nice genteel hangover headache? You don't want to find yourself in Herr von Francius's torture chamber consulting room having half your teeth yanked out just in case, and getting squirted in the eye with acid for good measure.

My lambs, I've spent such a gentle Sunday looking out the baby angel costumes and darning them with stitches so tiny you might think I was French. I've also made them fully inclusive for the larger, more gorgeous angel - they come in all sizes up to about a 28 but they can be further enlarged if necessary. Oh, won't we look delightful tripping merrily across the stage.

Witchend · 23/10/2016 13:10

But is there a nice doctor to fall for the young available mistress seeing to the casualty?

ImpYCelyn · 23/10/2016 07:22

Brilliant plan Northern

Northernlurker · 22/10/2016 22:56

Jolly good day had by all up on the hill. One of the girls will have to stay in a nearby inn for six months whilst their compound fracture of both legs mends so we've left another girl behind to be company for them. I don't think their parents will mind spending thousands on fees only for them to receive no education at all.

Anyway I've got my eye on a doctor now but my tragic past will get in the way. To solve this I've succeeded in getting toothache so will be in an awful mood for my class tomorrow. I think I'll faint about 11.30 and matey will send for help from the San......

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 22/10/2016 21:02

Wish I could've played slidey mats. I got stuck bathing the quads instead. Envy

Ah, the play! ISTR once claiming Bettany DNA when we played "which CS character would you be?" one previous termthread, so I'm sure I'm in line for a speaking part.

hels71 · 22/10/2016 20:19

Aunt Joey is very kind letting us listen to her wireless. I also enjoyed Anna's lemon biscuits with my yaks milk buns...

How is the play going by the way? Is it cast yet?

HarrietVane99 · 22/10/2016 20:01

Flora Robson - I don't know if I've seen any of her films from when she was a young woman. Must see if there's anything on YouTube. The role doesn't call for an actress with stunning good looks. I wouldn't cast Vivien Leigh, for example.

EmilyAlice · 22/10/2016 19:46

My OH who is a film buff as well as a Garden Director says Flora Robson as Harriet to Leslie Howard's Lord Peter.

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morningtoncrescent62 · 22/10/2016 19:32

I think we should all give a huge vote of thanks to Mrs. Maynard for letting us gather round her wireless to listen to the new Dorothy L. Sayers and then have this fascinating discussion.

Oh, is that what you were all doing? I was in the saal playing slidey mats. Actually, it wasn't that much fun with Siberian Ibex skins.

HarrietVane99 · 22/10/2016 19:21

Another yes to Petherbridge but no to Harriet Walter here. And they got Miss Climpson completely wrong.

I'd have been interested in seeing what a younger Kenneth Branagh and Emma Thompson could have done with the roles. I know Branagh doesn't quite look the part, but that's what acting is for.

My all time ideal casting for Lord Peter, however, would have been Leslie Howard. Not sure who his Harriet might have been, though.

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 22/10/2016 19:06

Why did it take three doctors to escort them home? Well, I suppose they're all at a loose end these days, TB not being what it used to be...

PMing Rosalie and Bells now.

EmilyAlice · 22/10/2016 15:57

I think we should all give a huge vote of thanks to Mrs. Maynard for letting us gather round her wireless to listen to the new Dorothy L. Sayers and then have this fascinating discussion. Anna's Yak Milk Buns were just perfect too.
Hip! Hip! Hooray!

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ImpYCelyn · 22/10/2016 15:23

Clouds of Witness is 99p also

morningtoncrescent62 · 22/10/2016 15:13

My favourite is The Nine Tailors which was the first one I read thanks to Nicola Marlow!!!!

I bought that ages ago, I think on the recommendation of one of you MN chalet girls, but I haven't got round to reading it yet - somehow there always seems to be something else at the top of the reading priority list. I'm reading Biddy and Quilla at the moment which is a bit odd story-wise, but it's packed with lots of lovely period detail so I'm enjoying it. After that I think it's got to be Regiment again for the hundredth time to get myself back up to speed.

Has NorthernLurker's party arrived back yet? Did anyone sleep through being bathed and put to bed, and still out for the count some 17 hours later? And more importantly, why did it take three handsome doctors to escort them home, and have any of them got engaged yet?