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When ds1 was 3, I noticed a row of dirt along the line of his toddler bed, stuck on the wall. It was only on closer inspection that I realised it was actually bogies and he'd obviously been picking his nose in the night and sticking it on the wall, goodness knows for how long, or why I hadn't noticed it sooner as it was disgusting. Unfortunately I only remembered this as he had a similar line next to his new cabin bed, which looked familiar. Yes, the same gross habit, except now he's 8!

My son got poo under his nails yuk it took ages to clean out

My daughter managed to take her nappy of first thing in the morning,we heard her giggling went in to get her and she had covered herself and her entire cot in her poop,

When potty training my DS1 I had to leave the room for a couple of minutes to answer the phone. When returning I was pleased to see he had done a number 2, but not so pleased to see he had decided to post it into the video player!

Does pooping in the bath count? It has only happened once or twice but my little girl was so bewildered when it happened, she didn't even know what she had done, bless her :)
My youngest is potty training now and has had 'accidents' around the house, mostly number one accidents but did a number two in their wendy house, needless to say my older daughter was not impressed by this! She also refuses to sit on the potty and insists on going to the toilet, to the extent that we put her on the pot but she stood up and peed all over the pot and floor...she gets her stubbornness from her father...
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Eaten the gall bladder of a rabbit that the cat bought in and left on the floor, I wondered what he was chewing for hours on end, it is a hard green round object, quite vile really!

Making "twiglets" with the contents of the cat's tray, she didn't eat them though! :(

She used one of the dog's toys as a teether (whilst under grandparents' watch)... Gross!

As a Mum of 3 little ones there's plenty of things my darling daughter and sons have done but one of the top ones would have to be when our middle child was around 2 he came in from the garden with a live wasp in his mouth, who knows how he avoided from being stung but he started screaming like mental when Daddy took his new pet away from him lol

using her toothbrush to brush her hair

My little girl has a sensory difficulties so she did go through a phrase of eating strange things like dirt, stones, shells, money, wood all sorts but this one day when I asked to open her mouth to see what she was eating this time it turned out to be a snail. Yes a snail. I actually did gag.

Nothing really happened yet, which is great expect for things like nose picking LOL

When DD was being potty trained, I once put my foot into my beloved pale blue nubuck Menorcan sandals to find that she had helpfully left a large turd in the left one for me. She hadn't indicated she needed a dump at any time that morning!

The sandals had to go straight in the bin I'm afraid.

Dipped her fingers in her potty where she just did wee wee and put them straight in her mouth :/

When my daughter was a six month old baby I asked my ten year old son to keep watch whilst I put the washing out . I came back into the room to discover my daughter had taken off her dirty nappy and proceeded to eat the contents and my son was oblivious tapping away on his game boy ! How I never threw up cleaning that up I will never know. We still laugh about itand my daughter is now 15 years

I caught my 18 month old grandson trying to drink water from the dogs bowl.

DD2 used to try to eat the duck toilet gel from the loo. Both DDs used to make a bee line to the cat litter to play/ eat it- this only stopped when the cat died so the litter was no longer available.

Playing with poo. With a big grin on his face,

Kept dipping a gingerbread man in mayonnaise and licking it off in the middle of a nice cafe!

When my sister was young and my parents had a shop, she would run outside when people left their kids in the pushchair and give them a pinch and run off, their parents had no idea and neither did ours!

She feels bad now though!!

eaten dog food

when potty training my son he pooed on my carpet and because he knew it was wong picked it up and tried hiding it in my plant pot! lol

It had to be taking the contents out of their nappy... It always seemed to happen when they woke from their afternoon nap.
Thankfully it was winter so I bought an all in one with a zip & used a nappy pin through the top of the zip so they couldn't unzip the onesie. Sorted!

When my daughter was about 3 or 4 yrs she was dangling a worm and said 'Look mummy, I can make it into two !!' with a yank she made two !! eughhhh

My daughter's friend did the bogie on the plate btw not my daughter...honest...lol