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Autumn Term at the Chalet School

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Vintagejazz · 25/09/2014 11:19

Just starting a new thread here as I can't spot a new one.

So my lambs feel free to keep spreading the hanes, but watch the slang!

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hels71 · 26/09/2014 20:43

Tres bien! Je will be la tres vite!!!

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 26/09/2014 20:18

Viens ici, dans la maison de verre. Nous avons beaucoup de gin et les livres sordides! Et le gateau du magasin, naturellement.

Ionacat · 26/09/2014 20:10

Oui je cried beaucoup, parce que je got caught avec Joan Baker et la gateaux de magasin.
Je looking forward to le lait special!

hels71 · 26/09/2014 20:07

Or "ou est le wine?"

DeWee · 26/09/2014 19:37

The most useful phrase is now:
"Ou est un computer le plus near pour l'internet pour le google translate." Grin

EmilyAlice · 26/09/2014 18:46

Hier, j'ai pris le bateau pour traverser la manche vers l'angleterre.
Dans le restaurant, une anglaise avec un bon accent britannique a dit, "avez-vous ketchup?"

hels71 · 26/09/2014 18:00

Do you think I could swap the school I currently teach in for the Chalet School??
If not do you think Joan Baker would share her shop bought cake and other "goodies" with me as paper games and Karen's delicious lemonade just won't cut the mustard tonight.

Vintagejazz · 26/09/2014 16:16

Were you in Miss Annersley's office crying yourself sick because of some terrible misdemeanour Ionacat? I'm sure all is forgiven now and neither of you will ever speak of what was spoken of in her office.

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Ionacat · 26/09/2014 15:32

Moi. Je n'aime pas le jour de francais. Je can't parler beaucoup de francais et Mlle will not be very happy avec moi.

I think I've got a slight headache so will ask Matey to go to bed with some special milk to avoid spot supper!

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 26/09/2014 15:03

Or we could hold a secret radio party at Freudesheim...

DeWee · 26/09/2014 14:50

Ah! Le jour de francais!
Je parles le francais un peu. Mais ma SLOC dit "Le francais ne comprendre pas ma parles."

I think I'd avoid Spot supper too. Do you think I could spend it turning a sheet sides to middle? Sounds much more appealing.

morningtoncrescent62 · 26/09/2014 14:13

Bonjour, mes filles. C'est le jour de francais, n'est-ce pas? J'espere que nous avons parlez francais, francais et rien que francais toute le jour. Si personne avez besoin de l'aide avec son prep, voici Eddie Izzard avec des phrases tres topicales:

Whyamihere · 26/09/2014 13:36

Nell, that could be it as I read that at roughly the same time as the GGB version of Exile. I'll see if I can find my copy. Hopefully that is where I saw it. Thank you.

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 26/09/2014 13:25

That's in the unofficial 'Hilda Annersley: Headmistress' fill-in - I remember it as being Con Stewart getting hit though. It was quite well-done and v believable I thought.

Vintagejazz · 26/09/2014 13:07

I don't recall that in Exile. There was a scene in Highland Twins where Rosalie was knocked unconscious by someone lurking around the school spying for the Nazis (he was trying to get his hand on some document the twins had hidden away somewhere).

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Whyamihere · 26/09/2014 13:01

Can I have some help from the rest of you knowledgable CS experts because I think I'm going mad. I'm sure I read a scene set during Exile when the Nazi's went to the school as they were moving out and during it one of them hit's Rosalie, I thought it was in the GGB book which I read about 18 months ago, but re-reading it again with dd recently it wasn't in there (at least if it is I totally skipped it) and I can't think where I read it, have any of you read this anywhere, maybe on one of the fan fiction sites.

Or have I got an over active imagination and I'm now dreaming of plots for CS books.

Vintagejazz · 26/09/2014 10:39

Lucky you Nell. Exile is absolutely brilliant and re reading it this Summer after many years was so enjoyable.

DeWee probably expressed myself badly. I meant that Mlle became ill in the book preceding Exile (I think) so whatever storyline EBD might have planned for the next book re Cornelia would have been shelved for forgotten about because the main focus of the book was on escaping from the Nazis and then on setting up a new school in Guernsey (plus of course the excitement of Joey's marriage and the triplets).

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NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 26/09/2014 06:51

Oh he sounds rather like a prototype Kester Bellever. Grin I shall have to read some mad non-CS eventually. However today is an exciting day because I am up to Exile - hurrah!

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 26/09/2014 06:50

Oh he sounds rather like a prototype Kester Bellever. Grin I shall have to read some mad non-CS eventually. However today is an exciting day because I am up to Exile - hurrah!

EElisavetaofBelsornia · 25/09/2014 22:53

Oh yes, the vicar. Well, he uses his cat as an excuse to lure young girls to have tea with him, then regales them with stories of black magic and Bluff King Hal, and tea cakes because all northerners love them. Then drops several school girls down a centuries old tunnel and shows them a dead body. Deadness caused by a poisoned poniard which he has left in situ so the school girls can see it. Oh, and he describes the tea cakes as "ripping". Seriously, what next, fist bumps? Wearing his clerical trousers hitched round his hips? It's as embarrassing as Jo Maynard with a couple of unplucked chickens.

UniS · 25/09/2014 22:50

5 girls named Phil, makes it very easy on the name tags... so long as they are not the same size.

I have a friend who has 3 children, the first two have names that would both shorten to the same thing, there is a third possibility which we all wondered about when baby 3 came along, but they bottled it and chose something different. Ted, Ted and Ted could have caused chaos going up the school.

UniS · 25/09/2014 22:41

Mien gott! hast veir 1000 poste gereached?

EElisavetaofBelsornia · 25/09/2014 21:41

Yes Spot Supper, Keys and various other forms of new girl hazing and humiliation which are highly Unchaletian.

Nell they are Philippa, Phylida, Philomena, Philomela and Philadelphia. I kid you not. Seriously, it's grounds for child protection involvement.

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 25/09/2014 20:24

Spot supper always seemed like a really embarrassing occasion to me, for all the same reasons that Joey as a mother would have totally embarrassed me. I would probably have had to feign illness, even on pain of one of Matey's 'patent nostrums', to get out of it.

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 25/09/2014 20:22

Hahaha Elisaveta. The EBD hallmark! Please expand on the Phils, though: the triplet Marys at least make some kind of sense, but I'm struggling to apply the same logic to a quintette of Phils.
Do you know when it was published? I know the CS has (I guess inevitably, given the location) a prominent Catholic aspect from the very beginning, but some people seem to switch from Protestant to Catholic early on, presumably in line with EBD's own conversion (Nell Wilson, and in a way, Jack Maynard, since Mollie never is - I think there's another member of staff too but can't place who - may be Con Stewart), so I wonder if some of her writing predates her having any interest at all in Catholicism. Actually, please also expand upon the inappropriate rector, because that sounds funny.

mornington I'm always quite struck by how Miss Annersley suddenly rises from complete invisibility to Senior Mistress at that point. And while Mlle does a nice bit of motherliness, she's also sidelined from much of the action (as she continues to be in subsequent books) and goes all spineless jellyfish when Eustacia's missing and gets sedated and put to bed while everyone else sorts it out. Hilda seems the better leader here, already - though I think almost everyone comes out of Eustacia looking at best a bit neglectful, really, which I'm sure can't be the intended reading of it!

It's also difficult that Madge never really stops being 'Madame', in practice as well as as a figurehead. She seems to continue to be the 'real' head whenever she's present, and I often have to read back to check which of the two it is that some trouble-maker has been referred to, or is making some kind of school decision. It rather limits the scope for Mlle to be much of a headmistress.
Even ages later, there's that occasion in one of the Swiss books where Peter Chester has leaned on Madge to get a too-old new girl (maybe Naomi Elton?) admitted...