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Autumn Term at the Chalet School

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Vintagejazz · 25/09/2014 11:19

Just starting a new thread here as I can't spot a new one.

So my lambs feel free to keep spreading the hanes, but watch the slang!

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MissHAnnersley · 02/10/2014 17:43

I'm so sorry hels. Because you've been so nice and quiet lately, unlike some other pupils I forgot to tell you that you are the narrator please don't write to you're mum I can't bear to listen to another lecture about the bettanymaynardrussell blighters

hels71 · 02/10/2014 17:19

Oh, I am still missed out. I must get my mum to write in asap.....

Vintagejazz · 02/10/2014 16:31

Well Miss Annersley was in tears when she heard, so that's a good start Smile

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RobinHumphries · 02/10/2014 15:49

I'm surprised that you haven't suggested Robbie Williams Angels Vintage. I do hope they let us sing Wind beneath my Wings (that should set at least half the audience in tears)

DeWee · 02/10/2014 15:48

We could sing "How do you solve a problem like Mary (a)". Obviously the answer was marry her off...

Vintagejazz · 02/10/2014 15:18

Maybe it's a singing role Nell. You might get to do a chorus of That's What Friends Are For or something. I'm sure Mrs Maynard has some super ideas. I've suggested that us Angels might sing The Wind Beneath my Wings.

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RueDeWakening · 02/10/2014 15:15

What does Mary's best friend actually do? although I think it's the wrong Mary...

Angel number 5, eh? That'll be on account of my mousy brown hair and lack of curls, I imagine

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 02/10/2014 14:55

What does Mary's best friend actually do?

Vintagejazz · 02/10/2014 14:33

Oh I love the nativity play. It brings up so much beautiful emotion. Already it has brought tears to some people's eyes.

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EmilyAlice · 02/10/2014 14:24

Noooo not a palm tree. I have written my own choreography...
Coupée, chassée, pas de bourrée, la, la, la, twirls to the golden notes of the (forty year old, mother of eleven) chorister.

Vintagejazz · 02/10/2014 14:20

I have silvery curls and dainty features and eyes like pansies. If it wasn't for that summerhouse business I would be wearing the no 3 halo.

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Vintagejazz · 02/10/2014 14:19

Miss Annersley didn't look too happy at being called that EmilyAlice. I could see her measuring you up for a palm tree costume in her mind.

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DeWee · 02/10/2014 14:17

I'm angel number 3!
Must be my lovely golden curls.

EmilyAlice · 02/10/2014 14:12

Oh Anners (we actually used to be allowed to call the mistresses by names like that at my school), how did you know I was a ballet dancer? I will borrow my GD's pointe shoes and practise my pirouettes and grandes jetées.
A dancing star! May I wear my golden tutu?

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 02/10/2014 14:06

Don't forget to give Madge some credit for going for a hair wash, Robin.

RobinHumphries · 02/10/2014 14:00

Nobodys wings can be as big as mine. Please remember that I am the one whos rendering of the Red Sarafan brought Joey back from the brink of death. So the fact that she was able to save anyone else was down to me!

Vintagejazz · 02/10/2014 12:47

Jolly good show. Gosh, an angel. Mummy will be pleased. All that sucking up to Mrs Maynard must have worked. I hope my wings will be as big as Robin's.

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MissHAnnersley · 02/10/2014 12:43

Thank you Nell.

Now I want to hear no more talk bloody parents on the phone about the play.

Also I will stress yet again that should any girl be caught loitering around the Summerhouse yes I'm looking at you vintage they will immediately lose their part and be relegated to selling raffle tickets.

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 02/10/2014 12:19

Three cheers for Mrs Maynard!

MissHAnnersley · 02/10/2014 12:04

Girls attention please.
It has come to my notice that some of you have been complaining to each other, and indeed to your parents, that there has been favouritism in the awarding of roles in the nativity play.
I am very surprised that you would think this and have no idea who has spread such an unpleasant rumour. However, in order to shut you all up put your minds at rest, Mrs Maynard has agreed under protest to include some extra parts in the script.
So those of you who showed promise have the most awkward parents will now be taking the following roles:

Nell - Mary's best friend
Cheddar - Joseph's Brother in Law
DeWee, Vintage, Rue & The Body - Angels 3,4,5 and 6
Elisaveta - Sean the naughty sheep
EmilyAlice - A dancing star.

Thank you.

NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 02/10/2014 12:02

Ah Vintage is that you I can see being brought back to the school in Uncle Jack's bath-chair / tricycle contraption? Auntie Madge says Jo's not to be worried just now as she'll have her hands very full soon. :(

Vintagejazz · 02/10/2014 11:56

Actually I have a cunning plan. I am going to hang around Mrs Maynard and keep calling her Auntie Joey. Hopefully she will just assume that I'm some waif and stray she adopted years ago and had forgotten about and I will be in with a shout of a speaking part next year. Not a main part obviously as I have the wrong surname, but maybe a minor angel or something.

I just hope mummy and daddy don't ruin it by turning up on parents' evening and recognising me immediately and knowing exactly what age I am Sad

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DeWee · 02/10/2014 11:25

Dear Hortense,
Am I right in thinking that one of the board of trustees is an author with the initials JMB? In that case you are being totally unreasonable. Of course no other child in the school can be as beautiful, talented in anything and absolutely wonderful in every way. In fact I suspect she was the model for Mary Poppins.
I suggest you go and think heavily about this before you do your usual evening prayers-the sin of envy is obviously great in your life.
I do sympathise with you not having an offspring as wonderful as JMB's but if you just watch them, I'm sure your heart will be uplifted by merely being in their presence.

Love Agony Aunt

PS. Next time your daughter comes home could she bring an autograph of said author for me?

Vintagejazz · 02/10/2014 10:32

Gosh, mummy's just written a letter to the 'Lady' magazine:

Dear Agony Aunt

Am I being unreasonable to be absolutely furious that my lovely daughter Vintage has been passed over, once again, for a part in her school's nativity play. She is so talented and beautiful and well behaved and would make a wonderful Angel. However, as usual, all of the roles have gone to children of the Board of Trustees. Half of them cannot even act, and none of them are as talented as my Vintage.
Would I be unreasonable to telephone the Head Mistress and give her a peace of my mind?

Yours sincerely

Hortense Jazz (Mrs)

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NellWilsonsWhiteHair · 02/10/2014 10:13

I win at opening my mouth and singing with the golden notes of a blackbird, for I have caused illness and mental breakdown, so profoundly moving is my musicality.

Back to Lavender (again, sorry): it very heavily foreshadows Gay, doesn't it? I hadn't noticed before.
There's a conversation between Robin and Daisy (when Daisy is fretting that the reason they've not seen Jo and Steve yet is because Jo doesn't want them any more :( poor Daisy) in which they talk about how awful Sybil is (because she doesn't want her mother to love anyone else, and because she has always been told by visitors how beautiful she is) and how "Jo knows what Sybil is" and Sybil needs to learn to get over her vanity and jealousy.
There's an increasing closeness between Hilda and Nell, and also a rather gratuitous (IMO) line from Nell about how, when she thought they wouldn't survive the crossing from Guernsey, it wasn't especially sad in her case because there's no one to miss her :(
There's also a helpful and plot-irrelevant introduction to Gay herself, including her having come from China.

I suppose these are the perks of reading in order...

It is particularly full of 'explanations' as to how Jo is special, though. I think I am actually finding Jo more irritating in these books than I recall finding her in later ones, because later on it just descends into farce and is therefore impossible to be quite so seriously annoyed by it.
And I don't buy into this idea that Madge is so cowed by Sybil's emotional needs that she refrains from showing affection towards her various nieces and nephews. Daisy saying that 'Madge is a darling, but Jo's just so special' and how she feels sorry for Peggy and Bride, feels like it undermines years of loveliness from Madge. It's not that I think Madge is perfect, exactly well only a little bit but finding endless unconditional love and managing difficult relationships among the children of her household is Madge's forte, isn't it?

There is also an odd comment on the problematic age gap between Sybil and Josette. This issue arises a few times in the series (Jo's gaps naturally being usually perfect) and interests me - can't work out if EBD is actually advocating some degree of family planning, or if she thinks ideal age gaps are gifts from god. I always wonder if Mollie Bettany's general ill health/delicacy later on is related to a number of births in quick succession when she's fairly young (doesn't she have the first twins at 19, and Bride less than a year later - then still a small gap between Bride and Jackie, and again between Jackie and second twins?). I was chatting with my own grandma yesterday, about her grandma who had 16 - all singletons (poor woman) and all but one survived childhood, too, in spite of great poverty. (NB actual poverty, not just 'our guardian has squandered all our money and we only have a private income of £100 a year' Bettany poverty!)

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