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The curse of Boff. Again.

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BoffinMum · 13/01/2010 17:23

You are not going to believe this, guys. The lovely temp (and she really is lovely) who came today has had to leave because her mum was rushed into hospital. We don't know if/when she'll be coming back. So we are without childcare again! I am currently in Paris and DH was supposed to be going into work tomorrow because he hasn't been able to get in all week. He has no leave left either. Crikey! Anybody want three lovely children, two with diarrhoea?

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BoffinMum · 23/01/2010 18:42

Fab! We do not speak its name! We do not speak its name! Those are the rules! It is like GF!

at the double whammy (excuse the pun) encountered by the family! What if the kids had seen this?????????? OMG OMG OMG! Plus IMO she's at best naive, and at worst a lazy troll if she thinks she's being paid a wage to effectively go off on holiday herself. I believe the normal practice is to work the same hours and be paid a bit more for the stress of being out of the normal situation, not accept the money and then disappear off to get piste or get pissed, so to speak.

I did catch my brother in the AP's bed one morning many years back, but to be fair they were both 21 and nothing was actually going on at the time I walked in. I made a point of going in there with a cup of tea for him and saying 'Oh, there you are!' to be an annoying big sister and to worry the AP a bit. He always did like French girls, my brother.

WRT that place, I think they've more or less given up screening the applicants to see whether they're employable, and instead it's all about whether the children like them, do they get on with the children, etc etc. Frankly my kids would get on with more or less anyone, including the village paedo, so this is hardly a sole qualification for childcare professionalism. Yes, you don't want the kids recoiling from said person, but at the same time they need to be able to hold down a job and not fart about being a princess. I was considering writing to the Principal but frankly I am not sure I can be arsed to put them straight.

First interview was not brilliant but not all that bad - second interview better and we're having a think. Nobody available for a little while so that's a consideration.

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FabIsGoingToBeFabIn2010 · 23/01/2010 18:09

To clarify these nannies weren't from Norland or any other nanny college.

frakkinaround · 23/01/2010 18:03

But said nannies are supposed to go on driving courses and it doesn't say a lot about their safety awareness!

No idea when it happened, DM didn't say.

FabIsGoingToBeFabIn2010 · 23/01/2010 18:01

Crashing the family car doesn't always mean the nanny isn't any good.

My ex bosses Sister had 3 nannies and all 3 crashed the car in the first week and went on to be fabulous with the kids.

thenewbornnanny · 23/01/2010 17:59

If it happened about a week before Xmas then it is the same one. Either that or The Establishment is churning out Nympho Nannies this last couple of years

And yes Blondes it is because we cackle lol

Blondeshavemorefun · 23/01/2010 17:28

gaggle, like geese - whata becasue we cackle

and south activites - love it - but BAD nanny, least it wasnt with the dad

frakkinaround · 23/01/2010 17:25

OMG I didn't know it was that involved! Assuming it's the same nanny.

thenewbornnanny · 23/01/2010 17:19

And my great aunt was a Proper Nanny back in the day, and says that the collective term is a gaggle

thenewbornnanny · 23/01/2010 17:18

Frakkin, if 'very involved" can be interpreted as her being caught with a ski instructors appendage in her mouth, and the other instructor also enjoying other more southern activities then yes LOLOLOLOL...

I get a lot of gossip from my London nanny friends. Which is great as nothing , and I mean NOTHING happens here in the Netherlands.

Seriously though. Some of the stories I have heard about Nannies From That Establishment make my skin crawl. I know there are nice nannies from there but the overriding evidence based impression I get is that they are all slightly unhinged both psychologically and morally.

frakkinaround · 23/01/2010 17:12

Glad things are going better!

Naughty nanny was caught in flagrante, and 'very involved' (direct quote), with a couple of ski instructors in the living area of the family's chalet when supposed to be babysitting the children. Didn't ask permission to have friends over, which probably would have been denied anyway as employers are extremely straight-laced, didn't have baby monitor with her, possibly didn't do a whole lot of other things. Apparently same nanny had major attitude problems about going away with the family and seemed to expect to spend the family's skiing holiday skiing herself. Same story you heard thenewbornnnany?

I know of one car crash from this years group, wonder if it's the same one or whether that makes 4? Suspect they are trading on the name now and not the quality of their nannies, which is not to say that theor nannies are all bad but that the training isn't producing top-quality nannies any more and they're not weeding out the non-starters very effectively. Possibly because selection seems to be mostly a matter of 'can you afford the fees, rent and other sundries?'

Blondeshavemorefun · 23/01/2010 15:25

one down and one to go

thats sounds promising - as IF no 1 was awful, you would have said ?

BoffinMum · 23/01/2010 15:15

Well one interview down and one to go. I will report in full later.

ROFL at 'evaporation of nannies'!

Ta for offer Lou. I've actually got a brill former temp who can come back at the beginning for May for a bit if we're still stuck. In fact I fear the kids may take the initiative and hitchhike their way across to her if necessary as they liked her a lot. DS2 reckons 'she was strict Mummy but we got used to that and she was fun and cooked lovely dinners'.

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LouIsOnAHighwayToHell · 23/01/2010 09:33

I found the same things when I registered with the 'posh' agencies. I can swim, ski and ride. Went to boarding school and while Australian I have an odd RP accent thanks to elocution lessons forced on me as a child and actually doing a finishing course. They did not like it though when I said my mother was a nurse and not something more thrilling.
Any posh job offerred I turn down. I like my nice upper middle class family.
Best of luck Boff. I do know someone looking for work but she is not available just yet. Worse case scenario I know someone who can start in June

Blondeshavemorefun · 23/01/2010 09:20

a herd of nannys maybe

beautiful people indeed a good read

and 2 good nannies and cv's eh boffy?

hope interviews go well - did you want me to interegate chat to her?

Summersoon · 22/01/2010 22:50

In your particular case, Boffy, a fickleness, perhaps? An evaporation?
In my case, it would have to be a variance, I think because I have been extremely lucky with some of the nannies we have had but they have been a mixed bunch, it must be said. More good than not good though.

Good luck with the interviews - do report back!

Tavvy · 22/01/2010 22:47

Seems like a total waste of money to spend at The Unmentionable Place where the fees per term are £!!!. But then I suppose if daddy's paying then it's irrelevent.

Good luck with your interviews.

SE13Mummy · 22/01/2010 22:38

BoffinMum, you may have to settle for a flock or herd of nannies (actually the correct term for goats but I'm sure it could be stretched to include nannies of the non-goat variety).

Good luck with interviewing your flock...

BoffinMum · 22/01/2010 21:41

HoHoHo, I love this thread!

Frakkin, if it is all from this year's cohort then truly awful things are afoot. One of that group has allegedly already been struck off for smacking the children they look after, and three of them have crashed employers' cars.

Now ladies, what is the collective term for a group of nannies, do you think? A flurry of nannies? A clucking of nannies? I ask because there has been great action late afternoon. I have had a sudden influx of possibilities!!! We're interviewing not one but TWO nannies with good CVs this weekend.

Gizmo, I am not sure the nanny share will be for us but coffee sounds good, so let's go for it. Are you near me in Sarf Cambridge?

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gizmo · 22/01/2010 20:34

Yes, it's amazing someone hasn't written 'The Rules: How to Tell if Your Nanny is Just Not That Into Childcare' or some other self help bible concerning the acquisition and maintenance of a successful nannying relationship.

Boff, I will email you re nanny share (or even just for coffee - always nice to meet mumsnetters) but I should warn you that it won't start until mid May, when I go on Maternity Leave, and my current nanny share partner has first dibs if she can alter her arrangements to suit a 3 day/2 day split.

Now, this skiing trip sounds interesting...Frakkin' you still there? I can wave a glass of virtual Sauvignon under your nose if that's any incentive?

WingedVictory · 22/01/2010 20:29

Wendy Holden satirised this sort of perversity in the nannying world, in Beautiful People, so if you want a fluffy read while waiting for The One, Boff, it's quite fun.

thenewbornnanny · 22/01/2010 19:03

Oooh I heard a similar story this week from a friend who hobnobs with a couple of nannies from The Place We Do Not Name! It would be fairly amusing if it were the same girl LOL.

I think it's a pretty poor state of affairs when the Poshest Nanny School In The Realm churns out such appalling nannies. It just reinforces my opinion that A Piece Of Paper Does Not A Good Nanny Make.

Good luck Boffinmum, Murphy's law suggests you might meet your perfect nanny in the checkout line in Sainsbury's... or some other such random situation. Stop looking for her, let her find you (or Him - you never know )

Blondeshavemorefun · 22/01/2010 19:02
frakkinaround · 22/01/2010 18:56

I might share. What's in it for me?

Blondeshavemorefun · 22/01/2010 17:19

blondes is very nosey interrested to know what went on, on the skiing trip

was it bed dh swapping

BoffinMum · 22/01/2010 16:57

Sorry, I meant boffinmum at hotmail dot co dot uk. Hsd chocolate for lunch as no time to get sandwich, and now a bit hyperactive.

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