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Came home early and caught AP out don't know whether to laugh or cry!

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highlight · 11/04/2005 20:47

Had a report to finish today for work so decided to finish it at home as there would be less distractions as kids would be at school. Anyway walked into the house to find AP and her BF stark naked and sh*gging in the middle of the living room! They were so carried away it seemed like forever for them to realise I was there (well probably a few seconds but seemed like forever!) I don't know who was more embarassed them or me . They ran to her bedroom and the BF left very quietly soon after. I have told her that we will need to have a chat tomorrow as she has college this evening but to be honest I'm not sure what I am going to say to her! Any ideas would be very welcome

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morningpaper · 11/04/2005 21:49

... Or you ask all your friends to stifle hysterics whenever they see her. That'll teach her to mess up your new rug...

Beetroot · 11/04/2005 21:49

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uwila · 11/04/2005 21:47

I hate to spoil the very funny tone of this thread, but on a more serious note, you might want to discuss with her the fact that it could have been your 10 yr old and not you, and how that would most certainly be inappropriate... that is if you can even look at her with a straight face tomorrow.

fairyfly · 11/04/2005 21:45

or she could walk in on you sniffing all round the rug

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marthamoo · 11/04/2005 21:43

FF, only you could say

highlight, it must have been desperately embarrassing at the time but at least you can start to see the funny side now - it will be years before your AP can!

Gwenick · 11/04/2005 21:41

So Sorry - but I'm PMSL at this thread

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fairyfly · 11/04/2005 21:38

Well in that case ap must be asked if she seeped

bubblerock · 11/04/2005 21:38

Think yourself lucky! 3 years ago my first aupair, a gorgeous 18yr old swiss girl ended up having a love affair with my brother and they're now married, bit weird that I found my brothers future wife on the internet hehe. Must admit though, I never caught them shagging (thank god!) - definately tell her to keep it in the bedroom

Tanzie · 11/04/2005 21:38

Do you think they managed to finish, or did the sight of you bring on Mr Floppy?

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highlight · 11/04/2005 21:37

I hope not in my bed although itmight be nice for it to see some action. SHe was on top with her eyes shut so I had eye contact with the BF first "frightened rabbit" springs to mind. From the noise i think they were just finishing! I'm glad i posted this i feel so much better now in fact I can now see the funny side

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Tanzie · 11/04/2005 21:36

FF - they might not leave their loads all over the place, but there might be a bit of seepage from the AP's front bottom...

EEEeeeeeuuuuw.

I am gross...

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fairyfly · 11/04/2005 21:34

and what are her knickers like?

uwila · 11/04/2005 21:32

And, more importantly did they notice you before or after they finished?

Twiglett · 11/04/2005 21:30

I bet they've done it on your bed too

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WideWebWitch · 11/04/2005 21:29

ha ha at ff!

uwila · 11/04/2005 21:27

Oh, I'm so sorry highlight, but I'm still laughing too.

But, I take your point. The DH get off easy, don't they. ALthough mine has stepped in a couple times to talk to them for me -- bith incidents resulted in nanny/childminder in tears.

fairyfly · 11/04/2005 21:24

Yes and definetly use the word Fucking

Im sure they dont leave their loads all over the place, and beside we walk in dog wee and then our houses.

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highlight · 11/04/2005 21:23

She is so so embarassed said she would be late home as she is going for a drink after college I bet she will sit outside in the car till she sees that I havegone to bed! DH has just rung again still laughing i said it was ok for him he didn't have to walk in and find them. Also said if he thought it was so funny he could have the "chat" with her when he came back! Surprisingly he declined and flt it would be better woman to woman!

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uwila · 11/04/2005 21:21

Okay, after laughing hysterically for about 3 days... I'd give her a set of house rules and tell her tolive by them whether I am home or not. And, one would say, no smoking or fucking in this house.

Eeeewwww....

Now, what I really want toknow is do you think this is the first time, or do you think it's just the first time they got caught? Now when you walk into any room or sit on any sofa, are you going to check it for evidence??? EEEEEWWW!!!

Oh, but funny

juniperdewdrop · 11/04/2005 21:12

FF

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