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Came home early and caught AP out don't know whether to laugh or cry!

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highlight · 11/04/2005 20:47

Had a report to finish today for work so decided to finish it at home as there would be less distractions as kids would be at school. Anyway walked into the house to find AP and her BF stark naked and sh*gging in the middle of the living room! They were so carried away it seemed like forever for them to realise I was there (well probably a few seconds but seemed like forever!) I don't know who was more embarassed them or me . They ran to her bedroom and the BF left very quietly soon after. I have told her that we will need to have a chat tomorrow as she has college this evening but to be honest I'm not sure what I am going to say to her! Any ideas would be very welcome

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Beetroot · 12/04/2005 09:10

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Toothache · 12/04/2005 08:52

Oh man this thread has had me laughing like a numpty at my desk!!! Brilliant!! Poor girl.... definitely would be peeved at her doing it on my silk rug before DH and I had 'christened' it!

FastasleepTheInsomniac · 12/04/2005 08:49

Carpet burn is all I can say.

StuartC · 12/04/2005 08:48

I've never done it on a silk rug.
Am I missing out?

cod · 12/04/2005 08:36

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highlight · 11/04/2005 23:37

which one?

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marthamoo · 11/04/2005 23:36

highlight, you and your AP are famous now - you've been mentioned on a nannying website!

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highlight · 11/04/2005 23:34

I can laugh now but it wasn't so funny this afternoon i can assure you!!

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whatsername · 11/04/2005 23:25

This has to go down in MN history as one of the funniest threads ever...

HappyDaddy · 11/04/2005 23:20

No wonder my dw doesn't want an ap!

jothorpe · 11/04/2005 23:06

I've never had an Au-Pair. By the sounds of things you are taking it very light heartedly, surely you don't want your au-pair doing that sort of thing in your home... or is that something you have to expect when you have au-pairs? Are Euronannies just as bad?

CroNanny · 11/04/2005 22:49

It is very kind of you to eve let her have a boyfriend come over, never mind let her s*ag him in your house.
I used ot be a live in nanny, and none of the families allowed boyfriends in the house
so I never had a chance to do something like that

sparklymieow · 11/04/2005 22:44

PMSL!!!

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Gwenick · 11/04/2005 22:38
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highlight · 11/04/2005 22:35

She has just got back from college. She apologised for earlier without me having to say anything. I managed to keep a straight face (although i don't know how) and say that I would prefer that she kept that kind of activity to her bedroom, then in a real evil moment asked whether her bf would like to come over for SUnday Lunch! sometimes i can be such a cow! She said she thought they might be busy!

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highlight · 11/04/2005 22:18

I don't think she needs any extra encouragement as for gifts she went to an ann summers party with some other APs the other week and the rep delivered her package of "gifts" the other evening to the house

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highlight · 11/04/2005 22:18

I don't think she needs any extra encouragement as for gifts she went to an ann summers party with some other APs the other week and the rep delivered her package of "gifts" the other evening to the house

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uwila · 11/04/2005 22:14

You could just buy her a gift. Pssibly the Kama Sutra (no idea how to spell that).

fairyfly · 11/04/2005 22:00

get yourself an ultrviolet light and examine her and the furniture every dinner time, as part of the new rules

mrss99 · 11/04/2005 21:57

Oh Highlight poor you but this has too be the funniest thread i have read since joining Mumsnet. Been watching it almost non stop since you posted it! It's better than anything on the telly tonight

Tanzie · 11/04/2005 21:56

...Or your husband sniffing the rug...

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highlight · 11/04/2005 21:52

uwila you're right i wouldn't be laughing if there had been any chance of my kids walking in on her but I'm sre she is sensible enough not to do it then and if they had been ill the school would have phoned AP to collect them.

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highlight · 11/04/2005 21:50

DH said that maybe we should try the rug out! and let her walk in on us!

Am going to stay up anyway tonight till she gets in and just grin at her . This will probably solve the problem of the BF hanging round my house all weekend! His face when he saw me was fantatsic andI think it was the critical moment for him

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