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Original poster

I kid you not but a school mum has just had a baby and called in SMIRNOFF !!!!!

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laughalot · 16/02/2010 12:14

I kid you not I made it worse by asking if she was taking the piss. All I need now is for her to be a mumsnet member. The wierd thing is she has two other sons with normalish names. Why would you do it ?

Sorry if anyones child is called this i dont mean to offend

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mii · 16/02/2010 13:32

what a fucking idiot

eandh · 16/02/2010 13:31

No Laughalot is not winding you up

Sunshinemummy · 16/02/2010 12:57

OOooh Mrs Warthog my DH works for Ernest & Julio (actually they are both dead so he really works for Gina and Ernest Junior)!

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laughalot · 16/02/2010 12:52

I promise you my mumsnet friend eandh will tell you im not lying she is my rl friend and im sure iv told her.

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MaineGirl · 16/02/2010 12:49

oh dear, surely this thread is a wind up?
i do know of the Jack Daniels thing, i alwayas assumed it was Jack daniel whihc i thought was bad enough until i went to the christening and the name was definatley Jack Daniels XXXXXX,

RoseWater · 16/02/2010 12:42

I don't think I've ever commented on a baby names thread before but

Lizzylou · 16/02/2010 12:41
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laughalot · 16/02/2010 12:40

Think i may avoid asking that one

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Lizzylou · 16/02/2010 12:39

Is his middle name "ice"?

Marne · 16/02/2010 12:38

I was in a shop last week and a lady was shouting at her child 'Archer' which made me think of Archers and lemonade , i quite like the name though.

mrswarthog · 16/02/2010 12:36

Are you sure MN is better? Mine is still playing up - eg double post

mrswarthog · 16/02/2010 12:35

I wanted Jameson for DD but the warthog vetoed it on the grounds of my fondness for the stuff. Also wanted to invite Ernst & Julio Gallo to our wedding (in case of freebies) but he wouldn't let me do that either. I am very hard done to.

mrswarthog · 16/02/2010 12:35

I wanted Jameson for DD but the warthog vetoed it on the grounds of my fondness for the stuff. Also wanted to invite Ernst & Julio Gallo to our wedding (in case of freebies) but he wouldn't let me do that either. I am very hard done to.

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laughalot · 16/02/2010 12:34

I made it worse by asking if she was taking the piss she just stormed off in am huff thank god its half term and i wont see her for a bit.

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messymissy · 16/02/2010 12:33

my sis works in a nursery - there is a boy called Nike and girl called Noah.

Danthe4th · 16/02/2010 12:31

Lol, thats made my morning!!

RubysReturn · 16/02/2010 12:30

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laughalot · 16/02/2010 12:28

Lol it was definatley a baby

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StealthPolarBear · 16/02/2010 12:27

poor child
i too liked stella until dh pointed that out

girlsyearapart · 16/02/2010 12:23

oh dear are you sure it's not a dog?? DH won't even let me have Stella in case anyone thinks we chose it cos of the beer and that's a prefectly reasonable name..

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laughalot · 16/02/2010 12:22

I just feel sorry for the poor child im sure he will get bullied x

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IlooklikeGrotbagstoday · 16/02/2010 12:21

I met a girl who called her little girl Chelsea Millwall and son Jack Daniels!

if she's a Mnetter too.