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What's the Most Pretentious Name You've Ever Heard?

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closetoshore · 25/09/2009 18:30

After reading the other thread I thought it might be interesting to see and list the different names we all think are pretentious.

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SardineQueen · 28/09/2009 21:45

mopsy - It was certainly not very usual in our neck of the woods - but suited to the area he lived IYSWIM.

Corking = very good, is not a reference to a sex act or anything

mopsyflopsy · 28/09/2009 21:45

thanks thumbwitch

thumbwitch · 28/09/2009 21:43

ime, corking means jolly good, mopsy.

mopsyflopsy · 28/09/2009 21:39

Not sure what 'corking' means, but I know several German Fabian's - its a common name in Germany/Austria. Maybe his parents were of German heritage..?

p.s. what does 'corking' mean?

SardineQueen · 28/09/2009 21:34

I went on a couple of dates with a fabian when I was young, I thought that was quite a corking name

fishie · 28/09/2009 21:27

it shouldn't matter whether a child is called plank or frank or caryatid. this is nasty bullying you should be ashamed of yourselves.

jeering at the names of children you know. not nice.

thumbwitch · 28/09/2009 21:26

ditto mopsyflopsy. I also like Antigone and Persephone and can't really see the difference between those and Phoebe or Penelope - after all, same cultural background. Arachne might be a bit more out there though..

charlotteolivia · 28/09/2009 21:21

Harwick. a boy in my friends ds's class

mopsyflopsy · 28/09/2009 21:18

I also happen to know a lovely Tiggy (Antigone) in ds's class. I happen to like the name alot, but don't expect everybody to. But I certainly wouldn't describe anybody's parents as 'thick'!

mopsyflopsy · 28/09/2009 21:16

MaggieVirgoLeo, why is the opposite of a common-place name necessarily one that is pretentious and has erudite baggage attached to it (and therefore deserves hurtful comments)?

I really don't understand this. With SO MANY lovely names to choose from, what is wrong with choosing a name for our children that is less common and therefore more unusual? To me, that is part of 'naming' someone or something.

MaggieVirgoLeo · 28/09/2009 20:13

I think if somebody names their child Persephone or Antigone and then gets hurt if other people feel the name is a little pretentious then they are being thick unreasonable, because they can't have it both ways...

Either a name is a relatively common-place and attracts no particular comment, or, it's so unusual and has erudite baggage ifykwim.... If you choose the latter then you can't reasonably expect people to react to the name as though it were the former,,,,.

lilmissmummy · 28/09/2009 20:06

There is a boy in dd class called Phoenix which at first I thought was pretentious and its really starting to warm on me!! The kid is a sweetie so that helps! x

Fruitbatlings · 28/09/2009 19:45

movingoutofblighty - I've heard there is a new boy in DS1's class called Thor I can't wait to meet him! Maybe I should invite him over for tea........

DorotheaPlenticlew · 28/09/2009 19:44

Mine were quite good but I suddenly realized they might be identifiable in RL.

Tidey: Blue-Envy? Really?

sleepwhenidie · 28/09/2009 19:40

Solaris

YouLukaStunning · 28/09/2009 19:34

What if you name your cat Artemis? Is that pretentious?

DorotheaPlenticlew · 28/09/2009 19:27

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RnB · 28/09/2009 19:17

I love the name Artemis. And I have a Benedict.

My name is RnB and I am pretentious

FuriousGeorge · 28/09/2009 19:09

I wanted to name dd1 Artemis,but dh refused point blank,saying that 'we didn't live in Islington and we weren't pretentious'.I don't care,I still like it.

indiechick · 28/09/2009 15:26

I heard a 'chequer' being shouted across the park yesterday. Not exactly sure that's how to spell it, but seemed pretty poncy to me.
Checker perhaps

messCottage · 28/09/2009 15:18

Giselle/ Gisele.
Though it's probably turned chavvy aspirational mainstream now that it's a feckin' porn model and disney princess...

StrictlyAvadaKedavra · 28/09/2009 15:08

I was once invited for a Nanny interview to siblings called Hector and Urqhart.

TheMightyToosh · 28/09/2009 15:05

Calypso

The poor girl

chegirl · 27/09/2009 19:46

Pekkala I wondered if it had something to do with them coming from Devon. I assumed he had been named Tarka because of the Tarka trail. Thought he might have been conceived on it?

Not that probable I admit but it is a theory

Tidey · 27/09/2009 19:35

Jolyon and Blue-Envy.