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Most unfortunate names revealed.....

87 replies

2pt4kids · 25/02/2009 18:15

here

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Fimbo · 02/03/2009 13:11

Jenna Taylor is slightly better, but like you had never really thought about it until on here (it has cropped up a few times)

nailpolish · 02/03/2009 13:09

OMG I STILL DONT GET IT

mustbe my accent

belgo · 02/03/2009 13:08

at nailpolish
say it aloud !

nailpolish · 02/03/2009 13:07

i still odnt get jenny taylor...

Wolfcub · 02/03/2009 13:04

I went to school with a Heidi Day whose mother remarried and she became Heidi Fudge

Fimbo · 02/03/2009 13:04

Not a surname but there was a girl acrobat in the paper the other week, her name was probably meant to be Lucinda but it was spelt Lucinder.

A colleague of dh's wanted to double barrell her name with her new dh. She ditched that idea fairly quickly when someone pointed out she could be Mrs Curry-Topping.

LtEveDallas · 02/03/2009 12:59

I know a Richard Richardson and a Theresa Green

Having decided on Rowe as a middle name (after his grandad) if I had a ds it took DH many weeks to dissuade me from using Kai......

YesSirICanBoogie · 02/03/2009 12:26

Am I being stupid? Don't get the Simon Swindells name. Placenta brain?

LoubyLoubyLouLa · 01/03/2009 23:29

As a teacher I taught a:

Tanya Hyde (honestly)
Christoper Peacock (who was called Chris - say it fast)

And a friend of my dad's was going to call his daughter Carey until my dad pointed out that with a surname of Hunt it wasn't a great idea...

kitkat9 · 01/03/2009 20:45

as a travel agent I heard some good ones...

Stuart Little
Titiporn (can't recall her surname, she was from Thailand)
Reverend Happy Mango

it was v v hard not to giggle at times...lso knew a woman who named her twin sons William and Benjamin

which was actually kind of cute...

mummyloveslucy · 01/03/2009 19:56

I also know an Ellie Vant (married name)

and a Marjory doors.

mummyloveslucy · 01/03/2009 19:53

At my doctors surgery, there is a Dr Haytread and a Dr Death.
They are both absoluitly lovely too.

missymoo2411 · 01/03/2009 19:29

my uncle is peter nappy (p nappy) and my mum ann u can guess the comments at school...

Shylily · 01/03/2009 12:57

I went to school with a guy called Patrick Nurse - Mr P. Nurse.

lunamoon2 · 01/03/2009 11:32

Years ago an old man who lived near us as kids was called Donald Duck, I also knew of a Robert Roberts.

curvychick · 28/02/2009 13:36

My friends dad is called Richard Mold, no end of sniggering as we grew up i can tell you!

Disenchanted3 · 28/02/2009 13:32

Am pissing myself at this thread

HeyMa · 28/02/2009 13:30

my friend's niece and nephew are called connor and rhea....what where her brother-in-law and his wife thinking????

i've had GPs called Dr Heeles and Dr Love, who can ask for better than that?

Haribosmummy · 28/02/2009 12:05

I honestly once met a Michael Hunt.

And he DID call himself Mike.

Cracked me up every time!!!

Haribosmummy · 28/02/2009 12:05

I honestly once met a Michael Hunt.

And he DID call himself Mike.

Cracked me up every time!!!

sobloodystupid · 28/02/2009 12:02

omg, my dh went to school with Hazel Nutt. We've spent hours laughing about her dad, P. Nutt and making up other family names...

brettgirl2 · 28/02/2009 11:47

My dad is called Richard Long!!!!

I did have to smile in that article at Rob Mee and Sue Mee the banker and lawyer.

MrsCurly · 27/02/2009 21:15

Lots of my colleagues have worked with a guy in California called Randy Love

ScottishMummy · 27/02/2009 20:56

lol i had to say that to get it

benfmsmum · 27/02/2009 20:55

My brother wanted to call his ds ewan and then call his dd mia but decided against it when he put the 2 together......!!