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Why not have one thread called 'I want a daft spelling of a traditional name. Any thoughts?'

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stroppyknickers · 31/12/2008 10:08

Then we could avoid lots of threads saying ' what do you think of Jaykob/Lewease/Shee-lah/ whatever and refer them all to the one thread for opinions. I'll go first - whatever it is, spell it properly or choose an unusual name and go with that?

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LittleChristmasCracker · 01/01/2009 11:37

don't forget Brianetta

stroppyknickers · 01/01/2009 11:32

yep soupy, and maybe weird hyphenations too. Are we now holding a brian tribute thread? Brianella?

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tribpot · 01/01/2009 11:18

And Brianesque.

SoupDragon · 01/01/2009 11:03

Briany : meaning "Brian like". Variations include: Brianish

HallelujahHeisBorntoMary · 01/01/2009 10:52

I think Briany is lovely for a girl?

SoupDragon · 01/01/2009 10:52

How about names like Sian pronounced See-an though? Can we include those too ?

stroppyknickers · 01/01/2009 10:47

he man reference! my dcs are crazy about he man! never tried lemongrass, prefer gravy with mash in my unposh way

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TheProvincialLady · 31/12/2008 11:07

I blame the modern twist. These days everything has to have one.

Mashed potato with lemongrass = modern twist
Unnecessary use of the letters Y and K in a name = modern twist

UnquietDad · 31/12/2008 10:56

LOL at Shee-La. Is she the Plincess of Power?

UnquietDad · 31/12/2008 10:53

I still think "Shevorne/ Chevorne" has the record for the best combination of wilful misspelling, stupidity about the name's origins and just turning a beautiful name into pure ugliness.

mysterymoniker · 31/12/2008 10:51

((( john peel )))

UnquietDad · 31/12/2008 10:48

John Peel once wrote in his column in the Radio Times that he had known two blokes called Jonh (yes, that spelling) and one Dave-Id.

MrsSeanBean · 31/12/2008 10:46

If you want a daft spelling how about Keef. I challenge anyone to beat it.

stroppyknickers · 31/12/2008 10:40

Yep, I can see why you would go for Peaches rather than Emmy-lee or some such.

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LiffeyValleyOfTheDolls · 31/12/2008 10:34

Yeah Peaches and Pixie annoy me less, because at least they are different. [stamps bespoke pump]

I didn't see that other thread, I was at that travellers' wedding Mooondog mentioned.

stroppyknickers · 31/12/2008 10:32

nope. It's to stop people posting things like the ellynor thread, and getting upset when others criticise. we can all just make our views plain in general and then move on

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Tortington · 31/12/2008 10:17

is this very tenuously a thread about a thread?

i reckon the other hundred or so that posted on the other thread said enough.

tribpot · 31/12/2008 10:16

Plus, it ruins it when they are teenagers and want to choose their own wacky spelling as a nickname. In the future it'll be all "no, my name is JACOB not Jeeeaayyykkkuuubbbbb"

Even something as daft as Peaches or Pocahontas is better than taking a proper name and mangling it to "make a statement".

mysterymoniker · 31/12/2008 10:14

the world must be passing me by, since when have people done that to perfectly good names?

moondog · 31/12/2008 10:14

Aye Liffey.
I feel the same about weddings myself.
'Mine will be unique as noone has obviously ever thought of taffeta bows on the back of chairs/bubbles/disposable cameras on tables/dressing 36 bridesmaids in neon satin/arriving at reception in a trailer.'

LiffeyValleyOfTheDolls · 31/12/2008 10:12

I'd like to know what statement people think they're making when they spell Jacob 'Jaycub'

Is it 'I'm really different, no, honestly, I am, I totally am different' [stamps foot] in black size five next boot bought in sale.