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has anyone ever told you their dearest newborns name and you've had to choke back a giggle?

314 replies

peacelily · 06/12/2008 22:29

prob offend some people this but can't please everyone.

For me it was when uber competitive Mum at baby massage introduced me to Hubert.

Apols to any mummies of Huberts out there

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SummerC · 09/12/2008 18:50

Oooh...my name is #38!! My poor dd is only #289, although it is up from last year.

Quattrocento · 09/12/2008 16:38

Persephone

Gemzooks · 09/12/2008 16:36

ah, thanks! It's ok. I'm sure the ones I like are not popular, but the ones DH AND me like probably are! It doesn't help that my son's name is on ghettobabynames.com or some such..

subtlemouse · 09/12/2008 16:36

Oh, and there are

3 Prairies

but no Tundra or Rainforests yet!

(And there is an Angel Buffy out there: is it really fair for diehard fans to do this to their kids? And I speak as the proud provider of services to two animal companions called Xena and Gabby...)

subtlemouse · 09/12/2008 16:28

Gemzooks, my stats come from the Register of Births, through Ancestry.co.uk - I have a subscription, if you'd like me to check any names in particular...

earthpixie · 09/12/2008 16:21

There was a lady in Pregnancy and Birth mag recently (?) who had an older son Flash and triplets Blue, Moss and Wolf.

I would never name my child anything like that but I do kinda like them!

We3kingsoforientRaahh · 09/12/2008 13:32

rofl- i have just checked dds name on the popularity list to find she is listed as having dropped 34850 past year-

then i realised i had put that she was a BOY!!!

Now, had i been introduced to A (male) Millicent last year, i would have laughed!!

Needless to say Millie is in the top 50!!

lotuseener · 09/12/2008 13:26

I already posted weird names on another thread, but I just remembered what a dear friend's cousin named his son----

JUBIL WATERMELON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No, I am not taking the piss- that's really the poor little boy's name. But the lad is growing up in Boulder, Colorado so I don't imagine that many people will raise an eyebrow.

Also, in my hometown a couple moved in from LA and opened up a bar/restaurant called PANGEA.

Guess who they named it after?

Their daughter, Pangea!!!

jeee · 09/12/2008 12:26

When lecturing I did look slightly askance at a tutorial list that included Omar Sharif, and Elvis Goodluck

flynn1984 · 09/12/2008 12:25

Well a friend of mine's sister is a midwife and she tells me hundreds of weird names including:

Pocahontas Britney Larsson O'Neill (O'neill isn't the person's surname!)

Misty Dew

These names are no joke I couldn't help but laugh when I heard the first one!

UnquietDad · 09/12/2008 11:23

LOL at Tundra and Permafrost. I bet someone, somewhere knows a Prairie. And a Rainforest.

Gorionine · 09/12/2008 10:48

OMG just checked DCs'names popularrity.
DD1 down 39000 from last year
DS3 down 300+ from last year
DD4 down 600= from last year

HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THAT TO THEM????????

on the other hand, DS2's unusual name up 40000!

I will wait to see next years results before I bring up the subject

scattercushion · 09/12/2008 10:43

Lovin' Jammy! There is a Boris at my dd's nursery. I expected his parents to be slightly unconventional types but they aren't!

jeee · 09/12/2008 10:39

still sniggering at child in DS year called Beckham.

TheCrackFox · 09/12/2008 10:37

Love the name Spike.

My dad is called Douglas and he hates it. He is 63, you think he would have got used to it by now.

mrsleroyjethrogibbs · 09/12/2008 10:28

I know of a Jolie as a girls first name. thats strangely unusual

BikeRunSki · 09/12/2008 10:20

I used to teach a Song. She'll be in her early thirties now I reckon. I thought it was quite nice though.

A few weeks ago I met a local mum I have seen at baby clinic in the street. She asked me what DS was called and I said "Name, but known as Very Common Abbreviation...." to which she replied in a very haughty tone "Oh you've shortened it already!". I asked what her DS was called and she said "Most Common Name Around Here of Which I know of at least 6 born in Aug/Sept this year in this and neighbouring villages" and I really had to bit my tongue not to say "Not another one!".

Also Savannah. I know it is an established name, and I know some people love it, but I can't stand it. I even know a baby one, and she is sweet. Tundra and Permafrost don't seem to have the same appeal.

MouseMate · 09/12/2008 10:06

In the last week I have met a Jonquil (sp?), a Tarquin and an Inigo.......and yep, I had to hold back the snigger....BUT ONLY because of Mumsnet ......BM (Before Munsnet) I would have just thought "what unusual names these officers call their kids" now I think Bunting Cupcake, Yummie Mummies and Johnny Boden

........see what you have done to me

Umlellala · 09/12/2008 09:56

Bounty has a popularity checker...

TheOtherMaryPoppinsJingles · 09/12/2008 09:47

Urquhart - or possibly Erkel, I can't remember was trying to snigger

Gemzooks · 09/12/2008 09:24

subtlemouse, do you have a link to those stats? would like to check some of my own faves for upcoming DC2..

subtlemouse · 09/12/2008 09:18

Between 1984 and 2005 there were (admittedly not all as first names, but all as forenames)

787 Spikes
64 Jezebels
8157 Rogers
8876 Barbaras
1084 Ravens
29 Crows
12 Otters
505 Huberts
989 Mimis
75 Buffys
598 Cherishes
394 Sunshines

My particular favourite stat is the 13 children (all born 1997-8) who rejoice in the name Hale-Bopp. Anyone for passing comets???

Gemzooks · 09/12/2008 08:54

There is a little boy called Jamiroquai in my DS's nursery group. He is called 'Jammy' for short..

simpsonsChristmasSpecial · 08/12/2008 23:30

I also know a 3 yr old Derek.

There is also a Randall in Ds's pre school - reminds me of the jewelers!!

janeite · 08/12/2008 19:41

I used to teach a lovely teenage Basil but it does seem a strange name to saddle a little boy with.

I know of a little girl called Dale which I've always thought wasn't the nicest name in the book, although not enough to raise eyebrows or snigger at.

Also a Brett - which sounds straight from Adrian Mole and whilst being polite at the time, I did have a quiet snigger later.