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I hate all names ,dont name the blighters.

31 replies

Beauregard · 27/08/2008 00:27

Call them bubs or babee or little shi*
I really dont mind
"Hello pleased to meet you,whats your ugly kid called?"
"Wha ashtray femidom jones?????"
"What a mighty feckin name"

Amen

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Janni · 27/08/2008 00:48

A friend waited till the very last permissible moment to name her baby. She came up with 'Nina'. To which her mother replied 'It took you six weeks to come up with THAT?' You can't win. Name them immediately and get it over and done with, or wait till the last minute and call them something truly outrageous.

S1ur · 27/08/2008 00:35

Jolly good

In that case, yes good good, carry on.

anyone whose choices don't include reference to, or derivatives of bodily parts is not trying hard enough.

Wankers.

Beauregard · 27/08/2008 00:35

Moi sillyberry?
I think not

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sillyberry · 27/08/2008 00:34

trip trap

Beauregard · 27/08/2008 00:31

Abso feckin lutely not my dear

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S1ur · 27/08/2008 00:30

Are you dissing my choice of Vagy Caress?

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