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Original poster

I hate all names ,dont name the blighters.

31 replies

Beauregard · 27/08/2008 00:27

Call them bubs or babee or little shi*
I really dont mind
"Hello pleased to meet you,whats your ugly kid called?"
"Wha ashtray femidom jones?????"
"What a mighty feckin name"

Amen

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3andnomore · 29/08/2008 10:03

weegie....urgh....see and tha is why I could never ever be a midwive...

lou33 · 27/08/2008 01:42

i did tell him i loved him afterwards though, so i guess it evens out

Weegiemum · 27/08/2008 01:38

My finest birthing moment was my waters breaking explosively over the posh junior doc trying to muscle in. She got a faceload of amniotic fluid and had to go and shower/change, and misssed the birth

So maybe Splash O'Bugger would be good.

lou33 · 27/08/2008 01:35

oh that reminds me of the time i told the doctor who was trying to break my waters, that if he didnt hurry up i would kick him in the face (it was hurting)

S1ur · 27/08/2008 01:33

Or perhaps gimmethefarkinggasandairyoutwuntbutdon'tcomenearmeeveragainorIwilldestroyyouwithmynewlyenlragehHOLE

for during?

S1ur · 27/08/2008 01:32

Hmm yes middle name 'yeouch' after the moment of crowning?

Weegiemum · 27/08/2008 01:32

Or 'hhnnnnnurrrrrghhhh" after the moment of their birth?

lou33 · 27/08/2008 01:30

i did once suggest to exh that one of our children should be named "AGH" after the moment of their conception

S1ur · 27/08/2008 01:28

Little miss perfect planned shag homegirl?

Not such a ring..

how about

Oopsie lala dingdong?

lou33 · 27/08/2008 01:28

without a doubt

S1ur · 27/08/2008 01:27

Lou, you would no doubt be happy in your ignorance of geeky computer language But you'd miss me a little bit... go on just a little bit.

lou33 · 27/08/2008 01:23

am glad you pointed that out to me slur

what would i do without you!

Weegiemum · 27/08/2008 01:23

Split-Condom Waterbirth

hatrick · 27/08/2008 01:21

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Weegiemum · 27/08/2008 01:20

Quickie Gas'n'Air

hatrick · 27/08/2008 01:16

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NoBiggy · 27/08/2008 01:14

Ovulatin Jumpon-Quick

I can see her being a star at the gymkhana.

Weegiemum · 27/08/2008 01:12

I like Mirena Ventouse

You know, the reason I got pregnant and the method of delivery .....

Though for more people, Persona Forceps, or even Persona Cesearian, might be more apt.

Shaginbed SimpleVaginal doesnt have the same ring, I think .....

NoBiggy · 27/08/2008 01:01

I was thinking she might want to work in a post office.

We all have dreams for our children I guess

Janni · 27/08/2008 00:59

No! No! No!

You should have gone for Botanical Thiamin and
Pancreatic Epidural. What were you thinking

S1ur · 27/08/2008 00:58

lol Nobiggy

And ahem, lou numbers are so passe I suggest ones and zeros to really bring it into the digital age.

lou33 · 27/08/2008 00:56

chlamydia has a nice ring to it

NoBiggy · 27/08/2008 00:55

It's so hard getting that balance between sophisticated and snooty, unusual and peculiar.

I know I got it right with my first, Philately Niacin, but sometimes I'm not so sure about the second, Amylase Ventouse.

I still can't think of anything better!

lou33 · 27/08/2008 00:55

exh wanted to call dd1 "7"

which incidentally is the name andre benjamin (aka andre3000) of outkast called his son, tho he is younger than dd1

maybe numbers are the way forward?

S1ur · 27/08/2008 00:54

I like Nina. I think of Nina Simone.

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