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Surname is a noun - this is much harder than I thought!!

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floopyboop · 16/09/2026 11:03

During the course of our baby name conversations, I've realised just how bloody difficult it is to pair our surname with any of the names I've been adding to my list.

Our surname is a Lamb. Difficult enough being a noun, and having that pastoral connection, but so many of my previously chosen names just don't work.

Serena Lamb - "serene lamb" sounds like a description of a really chilled out farm animal

Lila - too many 'L' sounds

Elinor "Elin" - same

Cillian - saaaaame why do so many of my fave names have Ls in them?!

Christian - lamb of God... christian... too on the nose

Joshua - SAME because Joshua literally means Jesus

See also: Maria (also brings to mind "Mary had a little lamb")

Roisin Lamb - sounds too much like roast lamb and I can't unhear it!!

Caitriona - would inevitably be shortened to Cat Lamb (also C.Lamb = clam, but I may be overthinking at this point)

Ophelia Lamb - sounds like you're feeling up a lamb

Freya Lamb - and now you're frying the lamb. (F.Lamb also looks a bit like Flambé 😂)

Francesca (girl) or Fran (boy) - Fran Lamb just sounds dreadful.

I've jokingly suggested we all switch to my maiden name instead because his name is making this unnecessarily hard!

A few of my faves that do work have been used by friends, family members, and ex-boyfriends (I mean, how very dare they) so I can't really use them now.

Any advice from those of you who also have awkward surnames?

It's getting to the point where I might have to go with something really plain and traditional, but I don't want to use a name I don't love just to play it safe. Husband has very few suggestions of his own which doesn't help!

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HugoThatway · 22/09/2026 11:45

Carys is popular on here. Do you have Welsh heritage?

Gladys or Phyllis goes well with the surname.

HugoThatway · 22/09/2026 11:41

Bamber is distinct and distinguished.

Is and Rachov go very well with the surname.

RobertaFirmino · 22/09/2026 00:05

In fact, what about Whoa-Ohblackbettybama?

Would suit a boy or a girl!

RobertaFirmino · 22/09/2026 00:01

Midazo
Isabel, shortened to Is
Rachov

Sorry, I couldn't resist! Wishing you all the best.

CrazyMidget · 20/09/2026 23:30

HugoThatway · 20/09/2026 23:07

Etta needs a middle name like Madeleine, Clementine or Pi.

All the names were dodgy, Abraham might be shortened to Bram...

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🤣🤣

HugoThatway · 20/09/2026 23:07

CrazyMidget · 20/09/2026 22:43

Etta Lamb??? As in, ate a lamb? Nooooo!

Etta needs a middle name like Madeleine, Clementine or Pi.

All the names were dodgy, Abraham might be shortened to Bram...

CrazyMidget · 20/09/2026 22:43

HugoThatway · 16/09/2026 21:55

Abraham
Etta
Rose

Etta Lamb??? As in, ate a lamb? Nooooo!

CrazyMidget · 20/09/2026 22:41

BrandiedAromatics · 17/09/2026 08:09

Yes, you are right to put thought into it now. Many of the suggestions are fine but I have seen a few Rich(ard) Lambs!

Rich Lamb! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 There's a children's book in that. "Rich Lamb, Poor Lamb." 😆😆 I feel sorry for Poor Lamb just thinking about it!

CrazyMidget · 20/09/2026 22:36

HavingABlether · 19/09/2026 18:25

Look at poor Lila 🐑 You're so mean!

She's mean to lambs, isn't she? Talk about revealing your true colours.

😆

SabreIsMyFave · 20/09/2026 22:06

Borborygmus · 20/09/2026 22:05

Mary Aida Lily Lamb

You win the internet today! 🏅

😆

Borborygmus · 20/09/2026 22:05

Mary Aida Lily Lamb

Lins77 · 20/09/2026 21:03

HugoThatway · 20/09/2026 19:39

@Lins77 , Harry ate lamb.

Yes, I get it. 🙂

HugoThatway · 20/09/2026 19:39

@Lins77 , Harry ate lamb.

Lins77 · 20/09/2026 18:39

Harriet Lamb is the CEO of the Green Party.

I don't know whether she eats lamb. One would think perhaps not.

Mintyt · 20/09/2026 17:13

I think it’s a nice gentle surname and also every name you said sounds nice

HugoThatway · 20/09/2026 17:09

The word ate is pronounced 'et', @Tryagain26 . The 'ait' pronunciation is American.

ExpertlyDecluttering · 20/09/2026 17:02

Depends on accents, I pronounce ate as ett. Harriet lamb sounds exactly like Harry ate lamb to me.

Tryagain26 · 20/09/2026 16:17

HugoThatway · 20/09/2026 13:37

Every 'will a child get teased about this name?' thread has a teacher or TA saying children don't tease about names. They don't within earshot of teachers and parent.

Kate Lamb is OK. Harriet Lamb sounds like Harry ate lamb.

Harriet isn't pronounced Harry ate though. It would never occur to me to associate Harriet Lamb with Harry ate Lamb! It doesn't sound anything like it to me. If anything I think Kate Lamb sounds more like Kay ate Lamb!

HugoThatway · 20/09/2026 15:45

Newname26 · 20/09/2026 15:28

Do you not think Kate will end up as K. ate Lamb?

I do agree that kids will slag off other people's names. Children haven't changed if something is obviously funny kids will latch on to it.

Edited

Kate isn't said as Kay ate. I think someone would see it.

Newname26 · 20/09/2026 15:28

HugoThatway · 20/09/2026 13:37

Every 'will a child get teased about this name?' thread has a teacher or TA saying children don't tease about names. They don't within earshot of teachers and parent.

Kate Lamb is OK. Harriet Lamb sounds like Harry ate lamb.

Do you not think Kate will end up as K. ate Lamb?

I do agree that kids will slag off other people's names. Children haven't changed if something is obviously funny kids will latch on to it.

HugoThatway · 20/09/2026 13:37

Every 'will a child get teased about this name?' thread has a teacher or TA saying children don't tease about names. They don't within earshot of teachers and parent.

Kate Lamb is OK. Harriet Lamb sounds like Harry ate lamb.

Newname26 · 20/09/2026 13:10

Girlintheframe · 20/09/2026 10:34

Honestly I don’t think it’s that deep

If people on MN have had a giggle at a potential daft nickname you can pretty much guarantee that school pals will to the same.

Kate Lamb doesn't really work either (K-ate lamb)

Lins77 · 20/09/2026 12:51

I think there are loads of names that work well. But something like Lucy Lamb runs the risk of sounding like a children's book character 😄

HugoThatway · 20/09/2026 12:41

beeble347 · 20/09/2026 05:42

I work with children, no one knows what a tuppenny ewe is 😂

It could be any amount and any animal/meat.

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 20/09/2026 10:46

I also think Lamb is a great surname! Maybe avoid anything with too many Ls in it, but most names go beautifully with it.

In a previous marriage, my surname was Park. We didn't actually have any children but when we were doing the 'what would we name our kids' I realised that almost every single name ended up sounding like a destination board on a bus!

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