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What are the current “naughty boy/girl” names?

378 replies

Turdd · 28/01/2026 11:19

i know there’s been threads like this done before I read some from 20 years ago when I was a kid myself. Obviously baby naming has changed a lot since then.
Because there will undoubtedly be someone who says this is mean spirited then this is your warning to not bother reading it.

I’m curious to see if my kids names come up because they did on a few of the old threads 😂. Comments from teachers especially welcome

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Calliopespa · 28/01/2026 11:21

Every Archie I know needs a stern talk!

Agre with this!

Also Hugo. And Jack.

arethereanyleftatall · 28/01/2026 11:22

I’m not going to give actually names, but I can tell you my swimming teacher colleague handed me two lists of names this morning. She said ‘which group do you want?’ I said ‘can I have the top group please this time’ and walked off with my list of names. It never occurred to either of us until afterwards that I’d never seen any of the kids swim.

Calliopespa · 28/01/2026 11:21

Every Archie I know needs a stern talk!

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