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A to Z names you would never call your child?

458 replies

ByAmusedMaker · 30/03/2025 18:21

I will start with A
Austin

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Meadowfinch · 30/03/2025 18:34

Milicent

Can I ask why?

It is my dream name but I am not having any more children. I still fantasise sometimes about a daughter called Millicent

It's just such a beautiful name

(So just wondered if it sounds ugly to you or has bad connotations)

glitterturd · 31/03/2025 00:52

kevin

Moon30 · 31/03/2025 00:48

I recently came across someone who had named their son Sailor... it's not a name that i would choose but obviously some people must like it

Rockmehardplace · 31/03/2025 00:43

Nevaeh

gillybombilly · 31/03/2025 00:41

Marigold

ItWasAYellowPolkaDotBikini · 31/03/2025 00:33

Logan

Woahbodyforrrrm · 31/03/2025 00:20

Kody

Ughouchargh · 31/03/2025 00:13

Joby

BillyILash · 31/03/2025 00:03

Ian

tollouse · 31/03/2025 00:03

Horace. Reminds me of Horseradish.

AllFours · 31/03/2025 00:02

Gerald

BobbyBiscuits · 30/03/2025 23:58

Forrest.

Whatevershallidowithmylife · 30/03/2025 23:54

Ellie - always takes me straight to smelly ellie

Belshels · 30/03/2025 23:53

Donald

SleepingStandingUp · 30/03/2025 23:52

Colin

MaloryJones · 30/03/2025 23:50

Barbara

QuickPeachPoet · 30/03/2025 23:44

Alfie/Albie

enidblythe · 30/03/2025 23:43

Zara .
need I elaborate ?

Chuchoter · 30/03/2025 23:40

Yvonne

CrispieCake · 30/03/2025 22:51

Xerxes.

TillyannaB · 30/03/2025 22:40

Lexi (does that count?!)

TillyannaB · 30/03/2025 22:39

William

Needspaceforlego · 30/03/2025 22:32

Victor

AlohaRose · 30/03/2025 22:29

Ulyanovsk

meditated · 30/03/2025 22:28

Trent