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A to Z names you would never call your child?

458 replies

ByAmusedMaker · 30/03/2025 18:21

I will start with A
Austin

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Snorlaxo · 13/04/2025 12:16

Jacqueline

NoisySwan · 13/04/2025 11:58

MsInterpret · 30/03/2025 18:25

Elon

^This

CrispieCake · 13/04/2025 11:21

Inigo. I know it's having a moment but...

user1492757084 · 13/04/2025 08:56

Hugo

Needspaceforlego · 13/04/2025 08:48

Gilbert - too posh for me, would end up as Bert and people would assume Robert

username462025 · 13/04/2025 06:31

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EcruCardigan · 12/04/2025 16:31

Eli. Eel eye

AlohaRose · 12/04/2025 16:01

Dorothee

MaloryJones · 12/04/2025 09:49

Colin

Marcipix · 12/04/2025 09:13

Bridget

RhododendronFlowers · 12/04/2025 06:42

Alfie.
No more, please.

lonelyplanetmum · 12/04/2025 05:10

William ( name of an ex)

Marcipix · 12/04/2025 01:25

Victor

BereftBeyondBelief · 12/04/2025 01:15

Uhtred.

SnowFrogJelly · 12/04/2025 00:44

Terry

Needspaceforlego · 11/04/2025 20:33

Sandra - what a boring dull name!

meditated · 11/04/2025 20:28

Rachelle

Bluelavenders · 11/04/2025 11:27

Patrick (Pat)

SummerDaysOnTheWay · 11/04/2025 07:58

Ottilie

BereftBeyondBelief · 11/04/2025 01:15

Nora

RhododendronFlowers · 10/04/2025 09:50

Molly

Loveagoodring · 10/04/2025 09:48

Liam

BereftBeyondBelief · 10/04/2025 02:38

Kayden

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RhododendronFlowers · 09/04/2025 22:39

Izzy, Isabella.... enough already!