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Wankoid

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oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 17:39

flitting between that and scrotaniel

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CoteDAzur · 01/05/2008 17:52

Original. Unique, even.

OracleInaCoracle · 01/05/2008 17:51

Ormirian, should i put an H at the end then?

Klamidyah. tis ancient Shropshire

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MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 17:51

Oh, yes, Tossa is lovely. Toss for short. That's so cool.

MargaretMountford · 01/05/2008 17:50

I favour Tossa, kinda Latino sounding, no ?

expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 17:49

if you like it, just go for it!

MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 17:49

Sorry to all the parents of little Wankoids, but the OP did ask...

Why don't you spell it Wannkoydd instead? It's more unique.

OrmIrian · 01/05/2008 17:49

Sorry but that spelling is just pretentious lissie. Kids will laugh at her if you spell it like that..

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OracleInaCoracle · 01/05/2008 17:48

i prefer Klamidya

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FairyMum · 01/05/2008 17:48

at this thread. ds1 is called Wankoid.

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oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 17:47

my surname is allcock

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singersgirl · 01/05/2008 17:47

We've always liked Pepsi Labia for a girl and now I think we've found the perfect boy's name: Scrotaniel is so cool, and he can be Scrote for short.

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OrmIrian · 01/05/2008 17:47

I prefer Masturbella myself. For a girl.

MrsMattie · 01/05/2008 17:46

Fanjolina is a great name! How about:

Fanjolina Mae
Fanjolina Grace
Fanjolina Anne....?

A nice alternative would be Fanniflapsia. Sia for short. Sounds sort of Italian, don't you think?

expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 17:45

Vulvadynia and just call her Dynia for short.

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oiFoiF · 01/05/2008 17:44

Labian vulvalette for a girl

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LyraSilvertongue · 01/05/2008 17:44

I love it, it's so unusual. But aren't you worried there might be three or four of them in his class when he starts school?

DarthVader · 01/05/2008 17:44

Fanjalina

OracleInaCoracle · 01/05/2008 17:44

i like scrotaniel, thats a name for a future pm!

boudoiricca · 01/05/2008 17:44

haha - each to their own, I guess

expatinscotland · 01/05/2008 17:44

No, that sounds chav and common, mmj.

Why not spice it up a bit: Jynkeejangle Princess Tsunami?